Summer, noon, Rongcheng University. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The cicadas are chirping outside the window, and the time inside the window is lazy. Baoshu reclined on the top bunk, staring at his phone with burning eyes.

Xuan doesn't save the wrong, Krypton doesn't change his life, maybe it's the treasure tree, since he entered the pit "Onmyoji", whether it's the blue spell or the blood and sweat hook jade, he has never seen the slightest trace of the top (SSR) orange god, so the treasure tree has accumulated 666 blue charms, and 666 times at a time to draw an auspicious picture, if not, it is bound to be a non-chief.

“…… Haste as a law. Baoshu tried to draw a vivid five-pointed star summoning array perfectly, staring at the phone screen in anticipation.

"Taishan Fujun, Lord Harumi, Sister Kagura, please ask for a ticket to Europe, and if you don't have it, you can also get on TV. ”

With his hands folded, the treasure tree prayed reverently.

"The people over there, that's weird. ”

A firefly with a white dandelion with four leaves in its hand jumped gorgeously into the tree's field of vision.

"Grass master, grass daddy, grass daddy, can you stop coming, I already have ten fingers that I can't count the grass boss!"

Baoshu whispered a thirst, causing the roommate on the side to burst out laughing: "Your name is Baoshu, she is a firefly, maybe in your previous life, you were both eukaryotic organisms with chlorophyll and cell walls that can be autotrophic, she depends on you." ”

"! Europeans don't understand the pain of us Africans. ”

"Boom...... Keep praying. ”

The roommate turned over and deliberately amplified the sound of the mobile phone, and the sound of the demon knife Ji slashing people came from inside.

“…… Haste as a law. The Treasure Tree continued to summon.

"Brother, where are you?"

A virgin dressed in pale yellow broke into the Treasure Tree's field of vision.

"I'm not your brother, go to the boy, don't come to me. ”

“…… Haste as a law. Baoshu continued to draw talismans.

"Mountain frog attack, eh, stop, stop!"

A small mountain hare enters the treasure tree's field of vision.

"Little rabbit, what are you doing here? Baoshu's voice was tired.

……

"I think you better not summon it now, it's been more than 400 times, and there are a total of seventy fireflies, fifty jumping sisters, and forty butterfly spirits, it seems that they think you are Qingming. It's still a good run, you see......"

The roommate rolled over and jumped out of bed, and the picture of Ibaraki Boy appearing on his phone was displayed on his phone, and Baoshu looked angry.

"Fuck off, you European, be careful that my face is black and I stain you with ink. ”

Poshu pushes his roommate and sees that the collection is running low, and at the same time finds the charger and plugs it in, he doesn't want to be interrupted 666 times in a row.

For the four hundred and ninety-ninth time, the treasure tree was still in the street.

For the five hundred and eighty-eighth time, the treasure tree drew a mysterious spell and summoned the rare god Qingji.

Baoshu was not reconciled, and continued to draw talismans, drawing a ghost talisman indiscriminately.

But Baoshu didn't pay attention to the fact that his phone was getting hotter and hotter because the sound effects and high quality were always on, but Baoshu's mind was all about drawing symbols.

“…… Haste as a law. I don't know how many times I heard Qingming shouting a spell, and the moment Qingming's words fell, a sudden flash mixed with flames burst out, the phone exploded, and several fragments pierced deeply into Baoshu's face.

Baoshu bent over and fell to the ground with a painful cry, and the anxious voice of his roommate came to his ears: "Baoshu, what's wrong with you, Baoshu......! Oh no, Baoshu was blown up by his phone!"

The roommate's voice gradually faded away, and Baoshu wanted to pull Lao Qiao, who had already died of illness, and asked: Who said that only Samsung would blow up?!

The endless darkness enveloped the five senses of the treasure tree, and his consciousness was confused, and suddenly, a blinding light pierced the darkness and illuminated his vision.

It was a graceful figure that was more than 100 feet tall, the white clothes were better than the snow, the face was like glass, and the treasure tree that was only more than one meter high did not feel that the posture was imposing. It's just that in an instant, the graceful figure shrunk to a head shorter than him, only about one meter and a half, but a girl in the prime of her life, but Baoshu suddenly breathed sluggishly.

If the shoulders are shaved, the waist is like a prime, the neck is extended, and the quality is exposed. Standing in front of the treasure tree, the lovely person is like Luo Shen in the world, like a shocking dragon.

Baoshu's mind kept wandering the sentences in "Luo Shen Fu": the hair is like the light clouds covering the moon, and the fluttering is like the snow of the wind...... The hair is like the moon covered by light clouds, and the fluttering is like the snow of the wind......

"Where did this boy come from?"

The fairy sound is ethereal, a hundred turns and a thousand times.

The treasure tree in a trance woke up suddenly, and only a few steps away did he see the graceful person clearly.

The black hair is fluttering, sprinkled on the waist, and the body is dressed in pure white armor like snow, which cannot hide the brilliance of the skin like jade, and the extremely delicate face can only be described as peerless and independent.

"Roselle?"

Baoshu muttered to himself, and then shook his head vigorously: "Dare to ask this fairy sister, where is this?"

The girl didn't answer, but just looked at the treasure tree with a lot of scrutiny, and then opened her lips lightly: "Dead people, drink up the Meng Po wine this night, and go back to life." Then out of nowhere, I found a bowl of fragrant wine.

"Huh?" Baoshu was confused: just playing Onmyoji while charging, why did he die inexplicably, and he met Meng Po. Wait, it's very likely to be a holographic projection, after all, the ethereal thing of ghosts and gods is a fantasy at all.

"This is the Ghost God Palace, in charge of the reincarnation of all beings in the Three Realms and Six Realms, and I am the famous Taishan Mansion King. The girl raised her head and made a very imposing gesture.

It seems that with the girl's voice, Baoshu's vision suddenly opens up. As far as the eye can see, there are dozens of meters of silver-black walls on the left and right, and there is a common desk in real life in the front of it.

Baoshu, who was in a daze, glanced at the girl lightly, and his eyes were full of disdain: "Your little girl will be the king of Taishan Mansion, then I am not the Jade Emperor." Although I don't read much, we were born in a world of scientific civilization and grew up in a country full of moral conscience, do you think I will believe in such an unfounded thing as gods?"

"The old lady is really a god, believe it or not, drink it quickly, believe it or not, I'll help you drink it?" The girl fried her hair, stretched out her hand, and put the porcelain bowl against the chin of the treasure tree.

"Since you are a god, you must know everything. Baoshu tilted his head slightly, dodging the girl's attack.

"That's nature. The girl's pride was palpable.

"Am I black-faced?"

"It's not dark. ”

"Then why can't I draw the orange god, why am I a non-chieftain, six hundred...... That's six hundred!" Baoshu excitedly grabbed Taishan Fujun's shoulders and stared at her condescendingly.

"Fuck off! "Taishan Mansion Jun kicked away the treasure tree.

"That'...... Who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going?" the treasure tree sat down with a serious face after rolling a few times.

"! Old lady knows where you're from? Hurry up and drink!"

"There are no gods in the world - proof done. Say......" Baoshu looked around, he still didn't give up looking for traces of the tricky live broadcast, "When will I go back, I'm still waiting for the orange god." ”

"Huh...... Something is wrong. At the moment when Baoshu's words landed, the terrifying momentum centered on the girl, rippling out like water waves, and Baoshu, who bore the brunt of it, only felt trembling from his feet to his head. In just a few breaths, from nothing, Baoshu had a momentum of facing the top of the ghost god Tarzan, making him unable to breathe on his own, as if his life had been dominated by others.

Stepping lightly on tiptoe, the footsteps fell in Baoshu's ears, and it was still the graceful and light girl, but he clearly saw the figure of a hundred feet suddenly emerging behind the girl.

"Uh-huh...... It seems that you don't have any fear of the gods, so let you see how the divine power of the Emperor of Wutai Mountain Mansion is!"

The girl took a few steps back and rushed towards the treasure tree, a whip leg as white as jade towards the treasure tree.

"I wish you good luck!"

Baoshu's ears from the pinna to the inner ear and even the brain are full of the blessings of the girl, which echo for a long time and cannot be calmed.

Not long after Bao Shufei walked away, the girl looked at the direction where he disappeared and clapped her hands: "It's done, it seems that the work of Emperor Xudu's sister in six days is quite easy...... It's just that kid who is really annoying! Go back and explode your liver, you don't believe that my dignified Taishan Mansion will be an African, Demon Dao Ji, you stop for me!"

"Sister Taishan, what ...... you were just now"

At this time, an equally stunning girl standing with an umbrella appeared out of thin air beside Taishan Fujun, and looked in the direction of Taishan Fujun's gaze, with a puzzled face.

"It's nothing, this isn't the top shift, I just sent an unlucky guy to Kyoto. ”

"That seems to be a great route...... It's not from Kyoto!"

"it, Sister Roselle, please...... Don't tell Sister Liutian, or I'll whip my ass, and don't want me to go to the Sagittarius hot springs......!

"Okay, I won't say it, but you'll have to fill in the hole yourself. Roselle couldn't resist Tarzan's plea, so he had to nod his head in agreement.