"But if you watch a movie, you won't be able to cook dinner for my sister. ”

"Yes, you have a sister!" said the goddess, clapping her hands.

That's right, I have a younger sister.

However, there is no blood relationship between us. Our family situation is a bit complicated, and my sister and I are so-called remarried brother and sister. My father took me and my mother got married with my sister. At that time, my sister and I were only four or five years old. For my sister and me, we are no different from ordinary siblings. However, I was always worried that my sister would alienate me because we were not related by blood, so I would give her more and more love.

"So you cook for your sister. Do you do it every day?"

"Basically do it every day. ”

As I said before, our parents work outside the home all year round. My sister and I can only take care of each other. My sister is younger than me, and she is still growing her body and needs more nutrients. So I went online and looked up the best recipes for my sister's body. Most people may not know it, but diet is also an important step in health preservation. In different seasons, the human body takes on different characteristics. In order to match these characteristics, I also made different meal plans for my sister. Fruits and vegetables also require special attention. In the summer, I prepare watermelons for my sister. Watermelon clears heat, relieves heat, and is diuretic. It is rich in vitamins A, B1, B2, C, glucose, sucrose, malic acid, glutamic acid and arginine, etc., which has the effect of clearing heat and relieving heatstroke, facilitating urination, and lowering blood pressure. At the same time, I don't want my sister to drink junk carbonated drinks sold in the market. I carefully prepared a tonic tea for her. As the saying goes, drink green in summer, drink red in winter, and drink oolong all year round. I arrange my sister's meals reasonably according to the different seasons.

"You...... I'm really interested in your sister. The goddess said.

"That's right. I also arrange special meals for my sister according to her cycle. I often prepare warm foods such as mutton, chicken, red dates, tofu skin, apples, coix seeds, milk, brown sugar, and longan for her. ”

“…… May I ask what 'sister's cycle' means?"

"Of course, it's her menstrual period. ”

I wonder why the goddess asks such an obvious question.

"You...... Isn't it too much to know. The goddess stammered.

"No more, no less. If you don't know this, how can you be a qualified brother?"

"Do you have a misunderstanding of the word 'brother'?"

"How so?"

The goddess seems to have some doubts about my brother's creed. I guess there's no way around that either. Since she is a goddess, she is high above and should have no brothers and sisters. In this way, it is natural that the goddess cannot understand the love between brother and sister. This kind of thing is not something that can be understood by looking at it. If you don't really have a lovely sister, you can't understand the feeling of being an older brother.

Besides, there is a lot more to my brother's creed.

"Every winter, I knit my sister's 'brother's scarf'. I try to knit beautifully and generously so that my sister will not be ashamed to wear my brother's scarf to school every day. ”

"I think it's shameful enough for my brother to sit at home and knit a scarf every day. ”

"There's also a special sister's day every Tuesday. My sister can make a wayward request to me on this day. However, my sister usually asks me to prepare a 'brother hamburger steak'. My sister is a child who loves to eat. ”

"Isn't it your fault that she likes to eat so much?

"I would also take her for a long run, and after the run, we would go to the shower together. Of course, it is washed separately. ”

"Do you still want to wash together?"

"Every night when I go to bed, I read fairy tales to my sister and accompany her to sleep. In order to improve my sister's sleep quality, I practice a lot. Later, the school arranged a recitation competition, and I won the first prize without much effort. ”

"You're going to save the world!"

I talked a little bit about my sister's daily life. I don't know why, the goddess looked out of breath. Are you tired? Maybe the goddess is also very busy in places I can't see. Staff, please support Goddess-sama even better!

"Sometimes, though, my sister fights with me. ”

"Do newlyweds like you have a fight?"

"It was at Christmas. My sister suddenly came to me with two tickets to the amusement park. "So, I sternly rejected her." ”

"At this time, I refuse for Mao!"

The goddess seemed to be excited, and the tongues were spoken. Who is the goddess?

"Goddess, you don't understand. ”

"Huh, why do you think I'm wrong? ”

"Because you don't have to get married. ”

"Knot, get married?" said the goddess in astonishment, "what do you say about this? Besides, there will be many people lining up to pursue me if I want to." Me, I get a lot of love letters every day. The roses are also soft, and the wedding diamond ring will be given away ...... when you click it."

"Forget it, I don't have much interest in the goddess's private life. ”

"You...... Why are you so ......?"

"All in all, it is very difficult to unite a man and a woman in modern society. ”

"You...... You...... If you don't say it, I know ......."

"There is a cost to getting married, and there is a risk to blind date. With the improvement of living standards and the rise in prices, the cost of marriage has also risen, and statistics show that the cost of marriage has increased 150 times in 30 years. ”

“…… It's so high......"

"In fact, blind dates are more risky. There is a kind of "marriage" that has nothing to do with feelings, and pure feelings are regarded as accomplices in breaking the law and committing crimes, name, ID card, occupation...... All information may be fake, bringing both financial and mental damage to the victim. Some marriage agencies take "cheating marriage" as their business, taking advantage of the eagerness of single men and women to "hate to marry" and "hate to marry", and profit by playing with the feelings of the marriage seekers. If you buy the wrong thing, you can return it, but if you love the wrong person, you can't find regret medicine. Scammers have repeatedly extended their claws to the marriage market, and even if the scammers are inferior, they can still succeed repeatedly. ”

"It's scary......"

"So!" I saw that the goddess had understood my thoughts, so she put forward my opinion, "I think that when I was a student, I should try to find someone to spend my life with. If you can find such a partner, then you don't need to go on a blind date. The cost of getting married can also be reduced accordingly. Sometimes young people may feel that they don't have the right people around them. But in fact, the people you meet in the future will only get worse. We should cherish the opportunity of youth to fall in love boldly. ”

After I finished my theory, I don't know why, the goddess was glaring at me fiercely.

"Did I say something wrong again?"

"No, you're not wrong at all. The goddess sighed and said, "But have you ever reflected on your own actions?"

Is there anything wrong with my own actions? I don't know what the Goddess is talking about. In short, write down the words of the goddess first, and then continue to talk about my sister.

"So, my sister said she was going to the amusement park with me. I'm actually very sad. You can't say let me go, I'll go. It's not good for my sister at all. ”

"Why is it no good!"

"Because my sister should go to the amusement park with the boy she likes!"

"Huh?"

The goddess looked at me in amazement.

"It's Christmas! The girl who goes with my brother on Christmas is really miserable. I don't know why my sister came to invite me. Is it because there is no suitable boy in the class? I believe that as long as my sister puts down her body, she will definitely be able to find a male classmate to go with. If you don't accumulate experience, it's easy to be deceived on a blind date later!"

"You...... "Do you think so...... the reason my sister asked you to go to the amusement park at Christmas because she didn't find the right boy in the class?"

"Isn't that so?"

"Do you think of any other possibility?"

"So what else is possible?"

"For example, I'll give you an analogy. You don't have to go into the details of why I say that......" said the goddess, swallowing her saliva, "for example, your sister asked you to go to the amusement park at Christmas because she liked you so much?"

"It's not nonsense, of course my sister likes me a lot!"

"I mean, the kind of woman who likes men......"

I couldn't help but laugh when I heard it.

"How is that possible, she's my sister!"

"You see, you have such a good relationship and are close in age, maybe ......"

"How is that possible, she's my sister!"

"But you're not unrelated, so you're not really brother and sister......"

"Shut up!"

At my angry snort, the goddess opened her mouth wide in panic.

"I ...... Am I saying something wrong?"

"Superficial!"

"Huh?"

"The brother-sister relationship you understand is too superficial!" I tried to regain my composure, "All in all, the moment she became my sister, I was her real brother. My brother is not born or acquired, everything is arranged by fate. In the sky, the stars have foreshadowed the bond between me and my sister. You are not allowed to look at the relationship between me and my sister with that kind of dirty eyes. ”

"So, you don't think of her as a person to fall in love with?" asked the goddess.

"How is that possible, she's my sister!"

"Your sister is so pathetic!"

"Yes, she also died in the battle with the demons, and I couldn't protect her. Damn!" I said with chagrin, "and the night before she died, we had an all-night long conversation about the future."

"Eh, you're still talking to your sister all night?" the goddess's eyes flashed with gossip.

I often wonder if this goddess is too worldly.

"It's not a big deal. And the atmosphere was not very pleasant either. ”

"Tell me about it!"

"My sister just talked to me about mate selection. "I can't stand the stalking of the goddess," I asked her when she was going to get married, and she said that everything should come first with her brother. When I get married, she will get married. ”

"Well......" the goddess seemed a little embarrassed, "and how did you answer her?"

"I said I was going to save the world, and I didn't have time to fall in love!" I said solemnly, "My sister said very nonsense at the time, then she would have to wait until she saved the world before getting married." How can this be, if girls are no longer young, they will suffer a big loss!"

"And what did your sister say?"

She asked me if it was her happiness or if saving the world was more important. ”

"Oh oh oh!"

The goddess suddenly became excited. She took my hand and started spinning in circles.

"It's time for the most critical option!!How do you answer?" said the goddess, "As the brother who dotes on his sister the most, as the eldest brother of the perverted level, there is only one choice you make!"

"Yes, of course, it's more important to save the world. ”

"Why?"

The goddess rolled around on the ground as if she couldn't accept it. I looked at her blankly.

"It's more important to save the world — isn't that a surprising choice? If I didn't save the world, my father and mother would have died. Friends I've known since I was a child, as well as Uemura Tamaeda and Tanigawa Naka, who also suffered misfortunes. There is no telling how many people will die in this world. How could I leave my responsibility to save the world because of my sister's willfulness?"

"No, this sounds completely true, it is a cry from a righteous gentleman who has abandoned the low-level fun Dayu to control the water......" The goddess looked at me resentfully, "Why are you so decent!"

I don't quite understand. Has "decency" become a derogatory term now?