Chapter 813 [Under This Gang of Quacks]
The psychiatrist chose to believe what Yang Yong said, Yang Yong didn't need to lie to him, the matter had come to this point, so he could only go up. The fastest updated psychiatrist and his assistant took out all kinds of monitoring instruments and glued them to Smith's body, especially the wires connected to the brain, which looked very terrifying.
After turning on the instrument, the brain waves are transmitted to the instrument, and this professional brain wave instrument is incomprehensible to ordinary people. But professional psychologists can see the patient's brain activity at a glance, and despite the fact that Smith is now drunk and unconscious, his brain activity is abnormally active.
In colloquial parlance, it is dreaming, but unlike ordinary people dreaming, Smith's dreaming only generates brain waves in a few areas. For example, the motor area, such as the visual area, is the most active place, but the memory area of the human brain is as calm as water without a little wave.
This is a very bad phenomenon, there is no memory to be unhappy, even if the king of heaven and Lao Tzu come, there is no trick. Could it be that cutting Smith's head open would be the end of the man, so the psychiatrist who used moxibustion therapy to treat mental illness had to use a killer trick, Smith put on headphones in both ears, and then hypnotized himself.
One minute, two minutes, and five minutes passed, and the drunken Smith rolled over and slept so comfortably that he even snored. But the drunken psychiatrist was sweating like rain on his head, and his mouth was dry, and Smith didn't give a reaction, not even the brain wave images made any difference, as calm as water.
After the treatment failed, Smith is very different from a normal person, if it is easy to treat, Yang Yong will not have to work so hard. Spent a lot of money to hire one of the top ten psychiatrists in the United States, this drunken therapy can be said to be invincible to the average person, but for Smith, it is a chicken rib, and it is a pity to eat no meat and abandon it.
In the end, the psychiatrist had to admit defeat, and after letting the assistant clean up everything, he had to say to Yang Yong ashamedly. "Mr. Yang is really sorry, I can't do anything about your friend, just like you said. He was either drunk or sober, half-awake and half-drunk, and would not have appeared in him at all. ”
"That way he won't believe me, and he won't believe everything I say. So I can't communicate with him spiritually, you gave a lot of consultation fees, but I don't have the ability to take it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for causing you trouble. ”
It is not easy to take an assistant to live in a hotel on a plane, and it is not easy to come all the way over. Besides, the Yang family is not bad for these visits, and although this psychiatrist has not succeeded in treatment, his therapy is still very reliable. So it didn't work out, and that's because Smith's psychological defenses were too hard.
So Yang Yong looked at the lonely psychiatrist, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile. "Doctor, you don't have to blame yourself too much, you've done your best, and to be honest, your drunken therapy seems to be very new. It is best for ordinary people to let down their guard when they are half drunk and half awake, and if you trust you, a psychiatrist, you will soon enter into the effect of deep treatment. Smith is not an ordinary person, you don't need to blame yourself, you deserve the consultation fee, don't shirk. ”
Seeing Yang Yong so generous and understanding, the psychiatrist still felt much better. After all, since his debut, this is his first failed patient, which is really unacceptable. I could only take my assistant to return to my city with the high consultation fee given by Yang Yong, close my psychiatrist's clinic, and then go to a famous medical school for further study.
From the failure of this visit, I saw my own shortcomings, and this psychiatrist still has a bright future. Smith was drunk for a day and a night, and the next day when the third psychiatrist came to Yang's Manor, Smith had just gotten up. The hundred-year-old Moutai wine is really a good wine, I drank several catties and slept for a day and a night, but when I got up, I was still full of energy, and there were no sequelae of those headaches.
Just after lunch, the psychiatrist was taken up by the servant, but I didn't expect this psychiatrist to be a blonde beauty, about 35 years old, and the charm still exists. The two assistants were also female college students, and the psychiatrist had a very different approach from the previous one who was drunk in therapy, although it was so-called massage therapy.
Why is it called so-called massage therapy? This beautiful psychiatrist uses a somewhat unconventional method, and the so-called massage is rubbing around Smith. Indiscriminately using body language to provoke Smith's patience, this treatment method is so unconventional that Yang Yong feels that he has invited the wrong person. This woman is not a psychiatrist, but a strip club leader.
The treatment lasted for more than two hours, not to mention Smith, even Yang Yong couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly asked the servants to drive the women out. When you come to the Yang family to get into trouble, you don't look at your own pounds and taels, Yang Yong or Smith want to have some fancy intestines? You said that you, a half-old in your 30s, will be surrounded like a fly even if you are a 17-year-old high school student with a model body.
The third treatment failed, and then the fourth, fifth, sixth, all kinds of strange treatments were used. Some of them rushed down with a big head and fell down Smith for three hours, so cold that his face was red and his neck was thick, and his eyes were full of stars, but the treatment effect was minimal.
Some doctors went so far as to go so far as to treat the near-death phase, with Smith tied up and drowning in a swimming pool. At that time, Miss was about to drown or fall into a coma, and this near-death treatment almost didn't make Smith go berserk and beat the psychiatrist to a fat meal, if Yang Yong hadn't dealt with it in time, it wouldn't have caused much trouble.
Of course, these treatments are more violent, but there are also warm ones, and the second female psychiatrist actually brought a lot of fluffy pets. Coaxing Smith and the little pet to play like a child, there is love, there is love, but the therapeutic effect is really not flattering, but it makes a mess of Yang Yong's living room, and the precious handmade Persian carpet is stained with all kinds of animal excrement, making it really stinky.
At the same time, it also gave Yang Yong a glimpse of what kind of psychologist, the professional quality of psychologists is quite high, and the education level must also meet a certain standard, and the minimum must be a bachelor's degree. After further study, you can basically get a doctorate and a master's degree, but there are so many psychiatrists who can put Smith on the table.
As the wedding day got closer and closer, Yang Yong began to become more and more irritable, boasting in front of his mother and Anna, and even Marianne. Smith's mental illness must be treated, and when the time comes, the little two will fight, and it will really kill people, and the Smith family will be completely finished.
But I didn't expect to be treated by one of his psychiatrists one after another, and none of them succeeded, even an elephant was settled, let alone a person. Is Smith a lock or a city wall in his heart? Why is it so difficult? Everyone said that Yang Yong can not have a headache.
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