Chapter 169: Tintin Head!
"Count, count you right!"
Ye Liangchen was scolded, and he had to admit that Ye Xiuwen had answered correctly, which immediately caused an uproar. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Misty grass, I heard you right, right? The hanging boy just scolded, and the 'mud horse Gobi' answered correctly? ”
"That's it? This is simply incredible, the hanging boy is worthy of being a god, and he can even think of such a tricky and strange question? ”
"But you say? What is going on, why did the hanging boy scold Ye Liangchen, and he admitted on the spot that the hanging boy was right? ”
"There is a problem, there must be a problem here, I think the hanging boy, what kind of magic is used,......"
"No, how is that possible? The hanging boy is a great talent, how can he use magic? Or have we not yet understood the mystery! ”
"Yes! Oh, yes! There must be something wrong with this, mud horse Gobi, mud horse Gobi? Eh, what do you hear? Mud Malegobi, like your mom next door? ”
"Misty grass, yes! That's really the case, that Aunt Sun's son, ask Xiao Ming where you live, of course Xiao Ming has to reply: I live next door to your mother. As a result, Aunt Sun's son heard it and thought that Xiao Ming was scolding him, so he beat Xiao Ming! ”
"Yes, you're right, it's so right, the hanging boy is the dragon and phoenix among people? Can you think of such a tricky and weird question? ”
"That's it! It is! Lao Tzu can't find any words to worship the hanging boy now! ”
"Alright, let's all come together!"
"Hanging boy, our admiration for you is like a surging river, endless! ......”
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"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host, the pretending is successful, and you will get +80 ,......"
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host, pretending to be successful and getting +100 ,......"
"Dingdong ,......"
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Ye Xiuwen was very satisfied, and played there with a few points, but the female official who was close to Princess Saiya whispered: "Princess? You said that Ye Liangchen was really funny, he actually had a problem and sold himself! ”
"Hmph, what do you think? Bengong Dao thinks that it is not himself who sold Ye Liangchen, but that Jia Gongzi! Princess Saiya smiled.
"Jia Gongzi? Why is that? The female officer was puzzled.
"This is not seen by this palace, let's continue to watch!"
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"What's the problem? Now it's your turn! ”
After losing a game, Ye Liangchen was not discouraged, because there were still two questions? And with Jia Gongzi's wisdom, he must be able to guess the next question, then he and Hang Bangtian will be a one-to-one draw.
"Haha! Since Ye Gongzi is so impatient, then I will have a question, please listen! ”
"Humph! You say! Can you still stump this son? "Ye Liangchen, swear.
"Said: There is a kind of thing, which can be long or short, and the people of the Northwest are relatively long, and the people of the Central Plains are relatively short. And after marriage, the wife can use this thing from her husband. But if you want to use this kind of thing before you get married, you will be laughed at, haha! May I ask Ye Gongzi, what is this? ”
"Humph! Dirty, you are simply too dirty, how can this make people talk about it? ”
Ye Liangchen did the way, but in fact, he didn't do this kind of thing of looking for flowers and asking willows, when did he do it?
So what is called a hypocrite? This is called a hypocrite, a filthy thing, who does no less than anyone else, but shouts slogans against the three vulgarities.
"Huh? Huh? ......”
Jia Gongzi knocked on the table, but Ye Liangchen didn't pay attention to it at all, because he had already guessed the answer, and it was also brewing, first count the hanging bomb in front of him, and then he would say the answer, isn't this appropriate?
And, it's true, the big guys on both sides laughed, who couldn't guess the answer? The answer is like putting it on the lips of the people.
"Hehe, Hang Gongzi, there is also an unkind side, and he actually has this kind of question!"
"Tsk! This is the true temperament, the true nature of a man! ”
"Yes, yes, but I like it, I like the sullen look of the hanging boy! ......”
"I like it too,...... Hahaha! ......”
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The generals were smiling dirty, and the female officer was also pretending to be angry and said, "Princess? Look at that hanging boy, he has such an ugly question, he is going to be ashamed! ”
"What do you guess?" Princess Saiya asked knowingly.
"Little Tintin,...... Cluck! ......”
The female officer spoke, but she smiled happily than anyone else, even if she couldn't stand it anymore, she made a nasal voice, which was to make the female officer pay attention, although you have grown up with the princess since you were a child, you can't do this.
The female officer stuck out her tongue and stepped aside, and at this moment, Princess Saiya said faintly: "Things are definitely not as simple as they seem!" ”
Princess Saiya sighed lightly, but she didn't want that at this time, Ye Liangchen couldn't wait to roar.
"Little Tintin! You're talking about little Dingding, this kind of thing, it can be long or short, right?
There is nothing wrong with the fact that the Northwest people are longer and the Central Plains people are shorter, and after getting married, the wife can use her husband's thing, which is naturally no problem, but what if you want to use it before you get married? Of course, you will be laughed at, that is called not keeping women's morals! Hahaha! ......
Right? Right? You say, right? ......" Ye Liangchen continued to build momentum.
"Yes! Hanging boy, your question is too simple, even if we can guess it, are you releasing water? ”
"Yes, yes! The hanging boy is releasing water, this is the invincible loneliness! ......”
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"Spicy chicken!"
Ye Liangchen thought about, and said in his heart: Why did you encounter so many bastard things, and you don't take them for granted, is there any moral concept in this? What about your character? What about your humanity?
Ye Liangchen scolded in his heart, while Jia Gongzi shook his head and smiled. Maybe he already has an answer, but it's a pity that Ye Liangchen thinks very highly of himself, but he didn't listen to his call, and he is helpless.
"Her Royal Highness the Princess, two wins in three games, and I have already won in the next!"
Ye Xiuwen smiled back, and Princess Saiya also smiled, although she didn't guess the answer to this riddle, she knew that the answer must not be Xiao Dingding!
"No, that's not right, I've guessed it, how can you win? Her Royal Highness the Princess? Don't listen to him, the answer is little Tintin,......"
"Tintin, you're a fucking chicken? You know Tintin, huh? Your Ding Ding grows on your head, are you thinking about things with Ding Ding?
You still want to fight? How many people have been killed by your Ding Ding head!
Lao Tzu said that it is a surname, it is a person's surname, do you understand? You are stupid, and you lick your face and ask Her Royal Highness the Princess? Your Royal Highness the Princess, you are all angry to death, you still don't get out, are you still embarrassed here? ”
"You?"
"What are you? Ben Dashuai, let you go now? Lao Tzu is very busy, and he has to be on the princess's couch,...... No, no, it's for Her Royal Highness the princess, to see a doctor! ......”
"Poof! ......”
Ye Xiuwen's mouth was like a cannon, but as a result, Ye Liangchen directly vomited blood and flew out.