Chapter 7: Delicious Bananas
The morning was short, and by noon, Shadow Ghost's belly began to call.
"Nie Yu, it's noon, alas, what are you eating? I'll buy it for you! ”
"Ah, you're going to buy it? I want to eat noodles, you can buy me a noodle and come back! ”
"Okay, get the money for a noodle ten!"
"So you still have to pay for it? Isn't it a beautiful treat? Nie Yu thought in his heart, but he also obediently took out ten yuan and handed it to Yu Yingmei: "Give it!" I'm going to bring meat peppers! ”
"Ten dollars for one noodle, twenty for two noodles, you should come up with twenty yuan!"
Nie Yu said with a sad face: "Ah, do you want me to have a treat?" I'm out of money! ”
"Isn't it, you don't have any money? You don't have any money, how can I introduce my best friend Xiaomei to you? ”
"Okay, okay, beauty, I'm afraid of you, give you money, a hundred yuan is enough!" To be honest, Nie Yu is still willing to spend this amount of money for dinner.
Yu Yingmei was about to turn around and go out with the money, but she came back again: "No, what if I leave that criminal and he comes to buy bananas again?" Nie Yu, it's better for you to go, just bring me something to eat! ”
"Okay, then I'll go!"
After Nie Yu finished speaking, he really went to buy it, but what he brought back was not fragrant cooked food.
"I went to see it, but I didn't expect the price of noodles to rise today, it cost eleven yuan a bowl, I was angry and bought some dried noodles back, and this cauliflower, very cheap, one dollar a catty!"
"Then you cook somen noodles, I can't make them!" After Yu Yingmei saw the frugal Nie Yu's face, she said with a frown.
This meal was definitely the most unpalatable meal Yu Yingmei had ever had. It doesn't matter if the noodles are cooked after all, but the fried cauliflower is not good, there is no egg and meat to match, Nie Yu has to use bananas to match - fried bananas with cauliflower!
By the end of the meal, Nie Yu felt that he was starting to regurgitate!
"Ahh Xiaoying, this time is an exception, usually the meals I cook are delicious, but I didn't expect to miss this time today! ”
Nie Yu explained awkwardly to Yu Yingmei while eating.
"Hmph, I don't care, but you can only eat so many dishes by yourself, but you must not waste it, it's shameful to waste!"
After Yu Yingmei finished speaking, Nie Yu looked at this pot of white and yellow cauliflower and bananas, even if he was sick to his stomach, eat! Nie Yu still decided to continue eating!
At this lunch, Nie Yu really ate all the cauliflower in the end.
"Xiaoying, do you think that criminal will come over today?"
"I don't know, but as long as there is hope, I won't give up!"
On this day, no one came to visit Nie Yu's Xiaoxin Fruit Shop, maybe the old customers in the past knew that there were bananas to be taken away, so everyone avoided it. And now there are not many people walking on the street. Everyone wants to stay at home and not go out, as long as they go out, what if they accidentally run into a banana peel? Bananas, apples, grapes, oranges, many, many fruits have dropped in price because the number of people who buy fruit has plummeted! This Meteorite City? Can you let people stay any longer?
It was already dark, night was beginning to fall, and Nie Yu's Xiaoxin Fruit Shop was about to close. Suddenly, the man in black reappeared!
Seeing the man in black appearing, Nie Yu's heart began to get nervous.
"Little brother, wait a minute, close the door!"
At this time, Yu Yingmei came out of the house, and she recognized at a glance that the man in black in front of her was the man in black who came to buy bananas yesterday!
"Ahh You're the one who came to buy the banana yesterday, do you want someone else to buy it today? Nie Yu asked with a trembling tooth.
"Hehe, I'm not here to buy bananas today, I'm here today...... I'm going to kill you! ”
After the man in black finished speaking, he took out a pig-killing knife from his pocket, a pig-killing knife that flashed with cold light, and stabbed it directly at Nie Yu!
With Nie Yu's reflexes, he would never be able to dodge this fatal knife!
"Ahh
Nie Yu let out a miserable scream!
"Bang!"
"Goo-dong!"
Nie Yu lay on the ground!
At that critical juncture, it was Yu Yingmei's timely flying kick that knocked Nie Yu down! Let Nie He dodge the fatal blow, but he was also seriously attacked because of it!
"Ahh Who are you? ”
The man in black saw that his knife actually missed, and he asked the beautiful woman in front of him in surprise.
"Humph! The police! ”
"Ahh
"Whoosh!"
Hearing that this beauty was actually a policeman, the man in black was not in love, he threw the pig-killing knife in his hand at Yu Yingmei, and then turned around and ran away!
"Bang!"
"Plop!"
"Ahh
Seeing the criminals fleeing, Yu Yingmei unhurriedly took out a pistol from her waist, and she hit the criminal's thigh with just one shot, so that the criminal, who ran faster than a Scud, could only fall helplessly!
"Tell you to run away!"
Ignoring it, Yu Yingmei quickly stepped forward and handcuffed the wailing criminal!
Still in Xiaoxin's fruit store, Nie Yu and Yu Yingmei are guarding the criminals, the man in black. It's been an hour, and the man in black doesn't say anything! Even if Yu Yingmei tortured him to extract a confession and threaten him with a gun, he couldn't get anything out of his mouth.
"Say! Did you plan the banana peel case? ”
"You said I planned it, I planned it!"
"Say! Do you still have accomplices in the banana peel case? ”
"You is really ink, I said it's me and it's me, what else do you want to know?"
"You ......"
"You're going to hit me? Come on, let's fight! If you beat me and turn around, you'll have to send me to the hospital! And the gunshot wound on my leg......"
Yu Yingmei was really completely speechless, and she said to Nie Yu, "Nie Yu, why don't you interrogate him?"
Nie Yu said with a wry smile: "Officer Yu, I'm not good at this, why don't you send him to the police station?"
"No, you can't send him to the police station yet!" Yu Yingmei said resolutely. Because there is no conclusive evidence, Yu Yingmei also knows that even if the man in black is sent to the police station now, he will be acquitted in a few days. It's better to force him to tell the truth behind the scenes now!
"So, Officer Yu, are you hungry? Why don't I make you something delicious? It's definitely better than making it at noon! ”
Seeing that the criminals were also caught, this Officer Yu was also going to be separated from himself. Nie Yu had a very happy day this day, what didn't go well was the lunch at noon, until now, Nie Yu's stomach was still very uncomfortable, the kick that was kicked by Yu Yingmei just now Nie Yu felt better, and his stomach was uncomfortable when he was quiet! In short, in a word now, Nie Yu wants to take it seriously and cook a good meal to treat Officer Yu and himself.
"Nie Yu, do you want to cook?"
"Yes, it's time for dinner, you wait for me, I'll buy some meat and vegetables and come back to make something for you to eat!"
Thousands of yuan have just been taken out of the pockets of criminals. Nie Yu is now generous, he has decided, this money must not be returned, who told him to stab himself with a knife just now? This can be regarded as a small compensation in my heart!
"Okay, it's okay if you want to cook, but don't go out to buy vegetables, I want you to make that cauliflower fried banana!"
"Woo! Don't talk about that dish again, okay? That was the failure of my life! Nie Yu said with a depressed face.
"Hehe, no, I think that dish is still quite delicious!"
Seeing Yu Yingmei's expression, it didn't seem to be sarcastic to Nie Yu, which made Nie Yu really unable to figure it out, and in the end, he could only endure the discomfort of his body and make an unpalatable fried banana with cauliflower!
"It's fried, don't let me eat it anymore, I don't have any appetite at all now!"
"Hehe, okay!"
Yu Yingmei picked up a piece of banana with chopsticks, licked it with the tip of her tongue, and sniffed it with her nose!
"Hmm-"
An intoxicated moan came from Yu Meiren's nostrils, and the sitting criminals and the standing Nie Yu were dumbfounded!
"It's so delicious! Well, you're hungry too, how about trying the craftsmanship made by Nie Yu? ”
"Huh?"
The man in black opened his eyes wide, he couldn't believe that the mother-in-law who was fierce just now suddenly turned into a woman-in-law, so that he didn't know which one was real? Which one is fake! I've seen some of the torture in the previous films, and there is still a saying of paying, does this beauty have to sacrifice herself?
In any case, how could he refuse the delicious taste in his mouth? So the man in black opened his mouth, and in Nie Yu's eyes full of jealousy, he opened his mouth and ate the banana with the taste of a beautiful woman's tongue!
"Whew!"
Why is it so unpalatable? The eyes of the man in black changed suddenly, and he wanted to spit out the banana, but at this time, the soft eyes of the beautiful policeman actually allowed him to quickly swallow the banana containing the peculiar smell!
"Ahh You really like to eat bananas made by Nie Yu, come! If it's delicious, eat more! After Yu Yingmei finished speaking, she picked up another piece of banana and stuffed it into the mouth of the man in black!
After eating three peculiar bananas in a row, the man in black closed his mouth tightly, saying that he could no longer be tempted by beautiful women!
"Come, you can take another bite!" Yu Yingmei said softly.
"If you don't eat it, you won't eat it if you kill it!" The man in black said resolutely.
"Humph! If you don't eat, you have to eat, Nie Yu, you help me open his mouth, I'll feed him! ”
"Okay!"
When Nie Yu heard Yu Yingmei's command, he stepped forward and pulled the man in black open his mouth. Hum! I fried so many bananas, and Yu Yingmei didn't eat them, if you don't eat them again, do you still want me to eat them?
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