Chapter 863 [Bear Child's Strange Thoughts]

To tell the truth, Yang Yong's mother didn't know about some things outside, and only Anna knew what Yang Yong was doing outside. After all, Anna has placed a lot of spies around Yang Yong, and he knows every move of Yang Yong, and knows why Yang Yong grinned when he heard the words "elephant".

Then don't let Yang Yong be embarrassed, Anna, who is a wife, should solve problems for her husband, and she can say it to the old lady with a smile. "Mom, didn't you hear that Yang Yong has a few months of vacation just now? It's rare to have such a long vacation, let's see if elephants should take a slow, should they come on a global trip. ”

When the old lady Zhang Lan heard her daughter-in-law say this, she thought back that it was really so reasonable. But there are so many fun places in the world, not to mention a two-month vacation, even a two-year vacation may not travel around the world. It is also necessary to highlight the key points and choose a few of the best tourist locations, and it is easy and affordable for the whole family to play.

So my mother Zhang Lan just listened to Anna's opinion before she said, "Two months is not long, but there are too many interesting places in the world." I can't visit them all in half a year, so I think it's better for us to highlight the key points. ”

"Choose four or five good locations, and then focus on playing, one location can be visited for about ten days, so it's easy and fun. You can also experience the local customs, and by the way, educate a few little guys about geography or history. ”

The old lady's opinion is quite unique, Anna and Yang Yong looked at each other and agreed very much, Yang Yong smiled and stretched out his thumb to his mother and said. "It's said that people are old and traitors, and old spirits are really right. Mom, you are our family's Dinghai Shen Needle, and you pointed out the true meaning of this vacation, admiring and admiring. ”

Little bastard, what is this called? What is the old traitor and old spirit, is this scolding me? or praising me? The old lady rolled her eyes and glared at Yang Yong angrily, then lay on the beach chair, muttering while eating fruit.

"I just pointed out a general direction, and the specific plan still depends on the two of you. The children and I have only one task, which is to eat, drink and have fun, and we don't care about the rest, you two can do it. ”

Yang Yong, who was almost frightened into a cold sweat by his mother's glare, glanced at his wife Anna, crying and laughing, and then Anna said with a smile. "Since it is to educate children about history and geography and experience the customs and customs, I think we will focus on some ancient civilizations. ”

"The Americas are gone, we can go to Asia, Africa and Europe, and I think the first stop should be in Egypt. What do you think? One of the four great civilizations, the pyramids of Egypt, how mysterious the mummies of Egypt are. ”

At this time, Yang Chengen, who was playing with his younger brother on the side, stood up from the sand with a bang, staring at his parents with bright eyes and saying in surprise. "Egypt, oh my goodness, mummy mummy, mom and dad I'm going to see the mummy. ”

"I also want to know how mummies are made, and then I'll take a closer look. When Mom and Dad die, I'll mummify you and stay with us forever. ”

At this time, Yang Yong was drinking beer, and then he squirted out, choking and coughing like a fountain. Anna was also shocked by her son's words, and looked at Yang Chengen and didn't know whether to cry or laugh. Grandma Zhang Lan was lying on the side, and when she heard her eldest grandson come out with such a sentence, she immediately laughed and collapsed on the recliner.

Yang Yong coughed for a while, then eased up a little, got up from the chair with a bang, and walked to Yang Chengen's side in three steps and two steps. Clamped this babbling little guy under his armpit, hugged his little ass and slapped him a few times, scolding while beating.

"Unfilial things, I'll kill you, and your parents are only how old you are, and you are looking forward to mummifying us. Mom and Dad worked hard to raise you in exchange for such a result, and the best treatment for us was to mummify us, I think you are tired of being crooked, I will beat you to death. ”

Of course, this is just a joke, Yang Yong's spanking is not as strong as that of mosquitoes. After beating Yang Chengen a few times, he didn't cry, but he laughed at Yang Chengen, and Yang Chengen also knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he quickly defended himself.

"Mom and Dad, you misunderstood, I mean that's because I don't want to leave you. You think, when you die, you'll be buried in the ground, and you'll never see us children. ”

"Mummify yours and put it in a glass coffin, and I miss you, so I can come and see you. You can also see how convenient it is for us, it is much better than burying it in the ground. ”

At this time, Anna returned to normal, crying and laughing at the two father and son who were entangled, and said to Yang Yong with a sigh. "Alright, alright, how old are you, and you know like children. What Yang Chengen said is right, it's just that the expression is very ugly, what do you care about with him. ”

Don't care, don't worry about eating Lao Tzu into a mummy. When does it matter, what is it all about? I can't let the kids look at the discovered channels anymore. It's too much to teach children to be weird and want to mummify their own parents.

Therefore, Yang Yong is very reluctant to go to Egypt for a vacation, not because he is afraid that he will be mummified by his sons after his death. It's because there are so many strange things in Egypt, and the growth and development of children is extremely unfavorable.

But although Yang Yong has the reputation of being the head of a family, none of these people in the family can settle down. The status of the family is also the lowest, and even the children of Kahn are higher than their own, so the opposition is invalid.

Not only was the objection invalid, but the old lady personally decided that the first stop of this two-month-long vacation was to spend a full ten days in Egypt. Take a look at the pyramids of Egypt, enjoy the food of Egypt, visit the old city of Cairo, Egypt, and experience what the four ancient civilizations are.

As for Yang Yong's objections, the whole family completely rejected them, and in the end they had no choice but to let them go. But Yang Yong still has some work to do, so he still has to wait a week at home before he can fly to Cairo, Egypt on the Yang family ship.

That's because Yang Yong was waiting for Smith to escort the priceless paintings and statues back to Maine. Only then do they file their taxes with the state government in Maine, and when everything is done, the priceless artworks are returned to the Yang family's underground vaults.

Yang Yong can accompany his family to Egypt to travel, after all, which is more important, play or work? Since it is not possible to go now, the preparations that have been made should still be carried out, after all, Egypt is a desert area, and it is essential to prepare for sun protection and dehydration. [.]