To hit someone, you have to slap you in the face
When the god opened YY, he saw the content of the offline fancy screenshots sent by Tsundere, including jumping off the title, wearing a neon dress and turning in a circle, and a variety of high-definition/no/code big pictures with the four teasers. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The first anti is a little angry, just a little..
Tsundere obviously underestimated the IQ of the great god too much, even if the great god was really angry and angry, he would never openly tear up with the people he had been with, after all, the great god's housework is not allowed to be interfered with by outsiders.
Although he was a little angry, Dao Feikong quickly calmed down and looked at the pictures carefully. It is necessary to first exclude the traces of PS, and after a little judgment, the possibility that the picture is a composite is ruled out.
Since it's not PS .. Well, the picture is real. Dao Feikong recalled the scene at the time, Jumping must have been hurt by herself, so according to her ostrich personality, she won't be online if she doesn't hide for three or two days, how can the screenshot be sent The time shows the next day, so that is to say, Jump Jump went online the next day after the two quarreled, which is not very logical.
Making and dyeing clothes is indeed a good hobby, but I have already told her that within the loser in Luoyang City, the most luxurious dye shops are all opened by themselves, for no reason, why do you want to accept clothes from others?
What's more, this is the fourth teaser, her apprentice. Hopping is the most sensitive to the relationship between master and apprentice, how can he get together with his apprentice for no reason.
When she gave her a mount, she immediately returned the gift with her clothes.
And I remember that when I first met, when Jinghong gave her pure white Ayanami clothes, Jumping also made a belt of the same value in exchange. How could such a woman hold hands with others for a pure white dress?
If knowledge of a tyrant-colored dress can be bought, then I am afraid that I have already succeeded in dreaming, where is the turn of the later self.
After all kinds of indications, nine times out of ten, the number one is not himself.
After carefully recalling the details of the jump Pingsuri, it was almost certain that it was not me. Although I can almost be sure that the person in this picture is not me, but my brother-in-law.
But why did his brother-in-law do this? Not satisfied with himself, or was it for some other reason?
Although Dao Feikong can preliminarily judge the cause and effect, he is still a little uncomfortable in his heart.
This discomfort made him feel a pimple in his heart, so... The great god is upset,
(Gang) [Dao Fei Kong]: Everyone gathers at the gate of the Tingyuxuan gang base.
The melon-eating masses who didn't know the truth widened their eyes, listening to Yuxuan, a well-known women's gang in this area, famous for having many beautiful girls, although their combat effectiveness is not very good, but there are thousands of men standing behind them who are willing to throw their heads and spill their blood, so their strength should not be underestimated.
In particular, the gang leader Tsundere and Xuantian Pavilion have an inexplicable backstage relationship.
Zhan and Tingyuxuan have been openly torn apart by jumping and tsundere, so it is not an exaggeration to call the relationship bad.
A few gangs are full of questions, and even a few empty people are puzzled, this big weekend, it's okay not to work overtime and rest for two days, the boss is going to listen to Yuxuan's doing? Empty and obscene/smiling
(Gang) [Empty Prince]: Boss, are you going to listen to Yuxuan to find a sister?
The pig rode more obscenely/trivially patted the emptiness that was typing, and the two chicken thieves exchanged a "you know" look,
(Gang) [Riding a Pig to Chase Beauty]: Boss, Boss, find a few beautiful soft and cute to come back. The brothers are still single.
(Gang) [Little D]: I really can't stand these two idiots.
Dao Feikong replied quickly,
(Gang) [Dao Fei Kong]: Your sister-in-law was slandered by the people who listened to Yuxuan.
After hearing the emptiness, he slapped the table with his big hand, stood up with a "snap", and said angrily: "I hate others for slandering me the most in my life, and I actually slandered my sister-in-law, even a beautiful girl has to be flattened!"
Riding a pig with a white look of emptiness,
(Gang) [Riding a pig to chase a beauty]: Go, steal the treasure, and dig up Tingyuxuan today.
Just do it, Zhan quickly gathered a group of people and teleported to the gang base of Tingyuxuan, if you don't do gang activities and collect materials on weekdays, except for coming to the gang to brush up a small copy or receive some high-level gang member experience and benefits, no one stays in the gang.
So there are only two or three girls in Yuxuan's gang who are building a warehouse in the gang... Dao Feikong saw that there were people in the gang,
(Gang) [Dao Fei Kong]: You go to the back to steal treasures.
After the great god finished speaking, he tapped his toes, jumped up, and "brushed" the two girls twice, and the two girls who were building the barn fell to the ground instantly.
The gang turned their faces away, and while empty, they quickly took out the mask and put it on their faces, and said sadly,
(Gang) [Prince of Emptiness]: You are so cold, you are so ruthless, you are so vexatious~
The mask for the pig riding has been put on,
(Gang) [Riding a pig to chase a beauty]: You are ruthless, you are ruthless, and you are unreasonable~
Xiao D also said "smack" along with the two of them,
(Gang) [Little D]: How can I have you ruthless, how can you be ruthless, how can you be unreasonable~
Although the gang members were all masked, they still made an expression of "vomiting", which was really chilling.
The two girls who were sent to the underworld for no reason were instantly unhappy, Dao Feikong, this evil god, I don't know what medicine I took wrong today, and suddenly came to help kill people.
I can't beat this fight, so I had to cry and complain to my helper Tsundere,
(Gang) [Old Dream]: Woo woo, Tsundere Gang Leader, you have to be the master for us!
(Gang) [Chunshui]: That's it, we will help kill both of us without saying a word.
Tsundere's face turned red and white after hearing this, and she really wanted to declare war directly with Zhan. However, the game is like this, the one with the hard fist is the boss, and whoever calls his fist is not as hard as anyone else, so he has to reason first.
Moreover, what is it to kill people in his own gang in a good manner, didn't Dao Feikong see the words he left for his YY screenshot? Or did he see that he was angry and came to his gang to be angry? Tsundere didn't say a question mark in his mind at this time, and he kept swiping out a prompt in the lower left corner of his screen, "The Gang Treasure Pavilion is under attack, please quickly go to the gang base to protect the Gang Treasure Pavilion." "I can't help but go to the world and ask,
(World) [This girl is really arrogant]: What do you mean by fighting?
Dao Feikong saw that Tsundere couldn't hold his breath, and sneered,
(Gang) [Dao Fei Kong]: Continue to steal treasures until the purple treasure is stolen.
(World) [This girl is so arrogant]: Are you talking? When we come, we will kill people who can't help but help them, and help bully people?
(World) [This girl is really arrogant]: Is she dumb? (To be continued.) )