"Where did you find it? Don't get the medicine again?" The little emperor, I haven't seen the pill, and it feels weird. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Are you stupid? What good is it for Lao Tzu to kill you with medicine? Do you see that there is no Chinese medicine standard word here, and the international certification ,......"

Ye Xiuwen dusted his hands twice and pointed very seriously. As a result, the little emperor was forced to look at it, where had he ever seen this high-tech thing.

"The quasi-word of the national medicine, our Da Ming Kingdom?" the little emperor looked surprised.

"How can we have this thing in the Ming Kingdom? This is what I bought from the other side of the planet after crossing the ocean. ”

"Planet?"

Ye Xiuwen said the planet, the little emperor didn't understand, what about the round place?

"Yes, yes, you layman, I don't understand, I tell you, SOS certification, that is good goods, you can rest assured to eat boldly!"

Ye Xiuwen dragged the small pill, and after a pause, the little emperor believed it, and said in his heart: Could this be the legendary elixir of life?

He was smart! I heard that the secret agent of the Six Doors had come to report that Wei Zhongxian was refining this medicine here!

So he said ecstatically: "Dog, could this be the legendary elixir of life?" But I heard that Wei Zhongxian's old dog is refining this medicine?"

"Bah, fake, the old Taoist priest who refines medicine has already let Lao Tzu slaughter ,......"

"What's going on?"

Ye Xiuwen didn't care about it at all, but the little emperor liked to listen to stories and begged Ye Xiuwen to tell him about them.

But this time, Ye Xiuwen didn't say that he had become a monkey, but just said that when he went to the mountain, he slashed indiscriminately, and the person who killed the secret door was a man on his back.

"At that time, Lao Tzu was like a bamboo, and he kept killing the holy mountain, guess what?"

"What's the matter?" the little emperor was very cooperative.

"That old Taoist priest, you still want to breathe fire and burn me, guess what?......"

"Don't guess, my brother, tell me quickly!" the little emperor can't wait.

"Hehe, Lao Tzu at that time, he took out the sword you gave me, and shouted: This is His Majesty the Emperor, a holy relic given by the emperor, you demon Dao?

Let me tell you, the old Taoist priest's heart is dark, and he is not convinced! And it was at this moment that I saw the emperor,......

"Ah, have you seen the Emperor?" the little emperor asked.

"That's natural, the emperor has changed his appearance, with a hairy face, a chisel in one hand and a hammer in the other, just like that, a big thunder struck down, and the demon road was chopped to death!"

"Hacked to death? so powerful?...... Good, good, good split......"

When the little emperor heard this, he clapped his hands and applauded, but after a while, he felt that it was wrong, Ye Xiuwen said that where was the first emperor, it was clearly Lei Gong!

"Dog, you can't joke with the emperor, then I'm my father!"

The little emperor stopped laughing, and Ye Xiuwen directly slapped the little blue pill in the little emperor's hand and said, "This is a man's medicine, you have eaten it great!"

"Really?" the little emperor's eyes lit up and he grabbed it in his hand.

"Eh, no, you eat it first, what if it doesn't work?" The little emperor is really not stupid, and he wants Ye Xiuwen to eat it first.

"Your Majesty, I'm still single, eat this thing,......"

"It's okay, I have a lot of concubines, just give you two ,......"

The little emperor was impassioned, but Ye Xiuwen didn't want it, the emperor's concubines, he had seen them. Except for Concubine Hua, who is a little more outstanding, the others are very ordinary.

At this point, in fact, Ye Xiuwen is also quite sympathetic to the emperor, for his own throne, he married the daughters of the courtiers all over again.

"Don't, don't, why don't you find a eunuch to try?" The little emperor still didn't believe it, and he was very afraid of death.

"Eunuch, will this work?"

Ye Xiuwen asked rhetorically, but the little emperor agreed, and as soon as he went out, he caught a little eunuch who probed his brain, took the pill, and said, "Come, open your mouth!"

"Your Majesty?" the little eunuch didn't understand.

"Don't talk nonsense!"

The little emperor's face sank, and the eunuch opened his mouth, and he threw the small blue pill into it.

"Ugh!"

The pill was thrown into the throat of the little eunuch, and the little eunuch swallowed it before he could taste what it was!

"Open your mouth, I'll see!"

The little emperor was not at ease, so he even asked the little eunuch to open his mouth and look at it, but when he saw that he really swallowed it, he said: "You just stay here for me, and you are not allowed to go anywhere!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

The little eunuch didn't dare not listen, so he stood outside the palace gate, while the little emperor ran back, approached Ye Xiuwen's side, and said very seriously: "Dog, what symptoms will appear?"

"I don't know, I haven't given this medicine to the eunuch, so I guess I'll get a fever all over, right?"

Ye Xiuwen really didn't have this kind of experience, and the two of them just stared there, just to see what had changed in this little eunuch.

Of course, both of them were secretly observing, poking a hole in the window.

A minute passed and nothing reflected, and two minutes passed and nothing reflected!

"Dog, your medicine doesn't work?" the little emperor asked rhetorically.

"Look! It's not a panacea, how can it be so fast?"

Ye Xiuwen stared, he didn't believe in this medicine, it had no effect at all.

Sure enough, three minutes passed, and the little eunuch showed symptoms of dry mouth and licked his lips.

Four minutes passed, and he began, tearing his neckline.

Five minutes passed, and the little eunuch was so hot that he was holding his urine.

Six minutes passed, and the little eunuch began, circling around the stone platform outside the temple gate, riding the fence there, and finally falling down from the fence.

"Hehe! hahaha! it works, this medicine really works,......"

The little emperor was very happy, but he didn't smile in vain, because Ye Xiuwen gave him one, and he gave it to the little eunuch.

"Dog, is there anything else?" the little emperor was nervous.

"Yes, look?"

Ye Xiuwen took out a box of viagra and shook it in front of the little emperor.

"Give Me ,......"

The little emperor couldn't wait to catch it, but Ye Xiuwen avoided it.

"Don't make trouble with the dog, what are the conditions, you say ,......"

"Give me some weapons. Ye Xiuwen made a condition.

"How much do you want?" the little emperor smacked his lips and asked, hesitating.

"Four hundred, the blades of the dark iron ,......"

As soon as Ye Xiuwen stretched out his hand, the little emperor slashed Ye Xiuwen's hand on his neck and said, "You killed me, four hundred Xuantie weapons?

"I don't know anywhere else, but there are more than thirty ,...... in the six doors" Ye Xiuwen is still very clear about the six doors.

"Isn't this enough? Xuantie weapons, there are more than 30 pieces of six doors, there are more than 40 pieces in the East Factory, and the remaining 20 pieces are all in the military department, which is reserved for pardoning generals and other positions, and they are spared!

The weapons of the six doors are given to you, I won't talk about it, the weapons of the East Factory, I will tell you, can Wei Zhongxian do it?

There are also weapons in the military department, you must not move them, I am still useful! Keep them, buy people's hearts!"

The little emperor said the truth, Ye Xiuwen also felt reasonable, and slapped the medicine on the little emperor's hand and said, "The weapon of the six doors, give it to me!"

"Deal!"

The little emperor took the medicine, and his heart was beautiful! But he turned around and asked, "Why do you want so many weapons?"

"Cut! If you want to rebel, you have to wait until you become Wei Zhongxian? By the way, you can't take more medicine, you can only take one pill a day!"

"Got it!"

Ye Xiuwen instructed, but the little emperor had already run away with the medicine, and he was in a hurry! He wanted to quickly come up with a prince or princess to block Wei Zhongxian's mouth......