Chapter 10: The Monk (Perfect de Instant Noodles)

No matter how much you grind, you still get to the door.

I haven't come back for five years, and the small broken temple has changed its appearance, it has been renovated, and the area seems to be a little larger. Ah Jiu stood at the door and watched for a long time, then walked over and knocked on the door.

"Who?"

An old lady's voice, Ah Jiu was stunned, what is the situation, I saw a little bald donkey getting married and having a baby at the bottom of the mountain, this old bald ...... on the mountain Also married to a wife?

The door creaked open, and sure enough, it was an old lady, Ah Jiu opened his mouth, and he didn't know what to call it, but which master's sister was it? But after thinking about it, he felt that it was unlikely. Senior Brother Long Gen said that the fat master is at least one hundred and fifty years old, and this old lady is only sixty years old, and she is not so forgetful in her year-old love?

"Young man, you're a tourist, aren't you?" said the old lady, who took out a business card from her pocket and said, "You call this and find a car to take you down the mountain, there is a place to stay at the bottom of the mountain." ”

"Ah, I, I'm not a lodging person, I grew up here. Ah Jiu grinned awkwardly, a little unsure of how to explain it. Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong, why did he go back to his house, but he explained to an outsider that it was not right.

"Are you ......" The old lady looked at Ah Jiu, as if she suddenly remembered: "I know, come on, come on, come in quickly, I'll tell you." ”

Ah Jiu let out a long breath and stepped in. The old lady doesn't look old, she is really not slow to walk, it seems that she has also practiced, and soon, the footsteps came, and the fat master's signature laughter also came: "Xiao Jiu'er, why did you come back early? Do you miss Master? Did you bring your daughter-in-law back? Master prepared a small gift, and I am still waiting for my apprentice and daughter-in-law to ......."

The thin master's voice also came: "Good man, I haven't seen you for many years, has the exercise been wasted? Come on, come on, compare two moves with the master." ”

Ah Jiu stood in the courtyard in a daze. Listening to the voices of the two masters, he was still so full of energy, and somehow he felt a sense of happiness in his heart, and when he saw the shadows of the two masters, Ah Jiu knelt on the ground with a 'plop'. Hung his head and said nothing.

"Ahh It's not that his skills have been refined to withstand it, but the fat master's internal strength has been perfected, his skills are skilled, and his strength is only enough to make him stand up, no less than a point, no more than a point, wonderful to the peak.

The fat master stared at Ah Jiu and said with a smile: "Sure enough, he is worthy of being a good apprentice I taught." is less than thirty years old, and his internal strength can have such a fire. It seems that you have not read much about the book that the teacher gave you, right?"

"Disrespectful for the old!" the thin master snorted and said, "Apprentice, don't indulge in the crooked ways of the evil sect, although the method of collecting and replenishing can quickly increase your skills, there are many hidden dangers. Don't indulge in it. ”

"Old Dao, what do you mean? Monk, how can I teach my disciples, can you control it? I don't know that there are hidden dangers? What did I let him practice the Purifying the Pulp Sutra for? That is, to consolidate the foundation and cultivate the yuan, and after practicing for 20 years, what hidden dangers can't be resolved?"

"Monk! You, you are a flower monk! You are not ashamed of the old! I have never seen a monk give a copy or a copy to his apprentice...... That kind of book! Good apprentice has taught you badly!"

"Hey, that can't be helped. Who told you that you can't beat me? The apprentice is mine, give you face and let you call me apprentice, not give you face, hey! I won't let you call him anymore! Good apprentice, don't call him master in the future, he is your fart master, my monk teaches him both internal and external skills, and it has nothing to do with him!"

"Monk, don't deceive people too much!"

"How are you bullied, beaten?"

"You eat my palm!" The thin master slapped the 'stele opener' and slapped it over, the fat master did not dodge or dodge, he held his stomach and went up, and the return hand was a move 'Luohan fist', the two of them passed a move, each took a step back, Ah Jiu got up and stopped in the middle, and suddenly the two masters changed their moves at the same time, Ah Jiu hurriedly jumped to the room and shouted: "You two old things, what are you doing?

The fat master pointed at Ah Jiu and scolded: "Let your kid bring the object back, what are you doing when you come back alone?

"It's just, there's no place for you to live, get out of the hill. ”

"I'm really ......" Ah Jiu was so angry that he couldn't speak, turned around and jumped down from the room, and said: "Come on, come on, isn't it just a fight?" I've been holding back a fire for a long time, old bald donkey, you lied to me so hard, my beautiful girlfriend, I didn't dare to touch a finger for two years, it's all up to you, it's a kind of heads-up!"

"Ha? Listen, the boy's wings are stiff, dare to call Lao Tzu a bald donkey, don't let me catch you today, catch you and I'll hang you on the beam of the Daxiong Treasure Palace!"

Saying that, the fat master deceived himself, mixed all kinds of fist techniques all the way, and greeted Ah Jiu with his head and face. Look at the posture like a person in his hundreds, and a young man in his right age is just like that. Before the comparison, Ah Jiu also broke through for his internal strength, even if he couldn't be ashamed, at least he wouldn't lose too badly, but he didn't expect to be brutally abused by blood as soon as he got started, and he walked more than 70 moves, and the fat master slapped Ah Jiu's back in the heart, and Ah Jiu 'pounced' and lay on the ground, with a nosebleed.

The thin master stroked his beard: "Not bad, yes, a lot of improvement, less than thirty years old to have this achievement, the future should be above you and me." ”

"It's just too arrogant and lacks repair. ”

"Uncle, don't be too strict, Daddy, it's getting late, let's let the child live first, and I'll talk about it tomorrow if there is something." ”

"Daddy?" Ah Jiu got up from the ground and looked at the thin master in shock: "Master, you, you, you are married?"

"Seventy years ago, I want to tell you about it?"

"Oops......" Ah Jiu put his hand on his forehead, feeling as if he was dreaming: "No, I may have suffered an internal injury, I have to rest, I have to rest...... What is this called?"

……

"Director, Director?"

"Hmm, what's wrong?"

The assistant gently pushed Han Changxu, who was asleep on the table, and when he saw that he was awake, he smiled and handed over a stack of A4 papers: "This is something we have researched, and it may be useful, take a look, order one?"

Han Changxu rubbed his eyes and took the A4 paper in the assistant's hand.

"Lee Byung-hun peach-colored dispute, isn't this already used? Kim Hyun-joong, Kim Hyun-joong, isn't this happening too? Rookie girl group gay? Rookie girl group gay has a fart use? Who knows who they are?"

Han Changxu clumped the papers into a ball one by one, and the assistant's face became more and more bitter, and finally he stopped, picked up one of them, and said: "Girls' Generation Jessica is in love, this is a bit interesting," Suddenly Han Changxu's expression became a little disgusted: "But this year, Girls' Generation has also been in love too much, and it can detonate public opinion once or twice, this has been several times, the people should be numb, right?"

The assistant finally grabbed a life-saving straw, and hurriedly said: "No, no, director, Girls' Generation is different from other groups, this is a national girl group, any love says, it's a big deal, it's definitely okay, that's it, I'll contact Kim Yingmin, no, I'll go in person, what do you think?"

"Not satisfactory...... Let's look at it all first, and now that's all it can be. Han Changxu waved his hand: "Go ahead, try to make it bigger, understand?"

"You can rest assured. ”

(To be continued.) )

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