And if it proves that a person is not dead?

This question sounds very simple, a person who has physiological activities, can breathe, and can blink should be considered not dead, but Water Margin Sanjie doesn't want people to see people as a model with developed limbs and a simple mind, so he thinks that Fang Zhuyun is such an Athena, and the questions asked will definitely not be McDonald's.

Of course Athena is wise, McDonald's is undoubtedly simple and convenient, and the nine-striped dragon thought of this and preemptively asked, "That person is missing?"

"Dead or not, it should be the coroner's business, right?" Song Gongming shook his head when he saw Fang Zhuyun, and hurriedly showed off his knowledge.

"*** coroner, that seems to be an ancient name, and now it should be called a forensic doctor. Lin Tong couldn't help but correct, remembering the pinching just now.

"What kind of forensic doctor, it is the murder scene that only needs a forensic doctor, a person who cannot die, a doctor is enough. "Song Gongming is anxious to establish his prestige, and no one wants to lose face in front of beautiful women.

"How do you know that Editor-in-Chief Fang is not interviewing a homicide case?" Lin Tong retorted.

Fang Zhuyun had no choice but to explain, for fear that after a long discussion, a few people would become the first bloody scene, "Things are simple and simple, we have to help an old man Huang Shaoying to prove that she is not dead, the old lady stopped the social security fee a few days ago, and said that she did not mention it*** No death certificate, she is sick now, high blood pressure, and diabetes, yesterday she ran away with illness for a day, but like the ball, she was kicked around, and she was able to prove that she was still alive, I happened to know about it, and decided to use this little power in my hand to help her solve the problem. ”

"What do you mean it's proven that you're still alive?" asked the Nine Striped Dragon.

"Oh," Fang Zhuyun thought for a moment and smiled a little wryly, "It's just a piece of paper." There is a photo on it, the left hand touches the right ear or something, and the photo is taken according to the action they specify, and then stamped with an official seal. ”

"I am standing here, and it doesn't mean that I am alive?" the nine-striped dragon was puzzled.

Fang Zhuyun looked at him for a long time, and said slowly: "According to the regulations, you can't, you must have a piece of paper with the official seal to prove it." ”

The nine-striped dragon is angry.

"Editor-in-Chief Fang, what rights do you have?" Lin Tong couldn't help but ask.

"I can do what you say. Exposed," Fang Zhuyun was a little angry in his smile, but not to these three people, "I want to write one in the next topic, how difficult it is to prove that I am alive!"

All three nodded repeatedly, "That's, that's." "They don't really know what it is. But I was thinking in my heart that when the three of them owed usury, it was not difficult to prove that they were alive, but the difficult thing was to find a way to make the creditor believe that he was dead.

A few people talked about the kung fu, and they had come to the old building. The kind that can't see the light during the day, Fang Zhuyun is obviously familiar with the road, and after taking a few people into the house, he feels that more people are not necessarily a good thing. When Mrs. Huang saw Fang Zhuyun, her cloudy eyes suddenly burst into tears, and she choked up and said, "Editor-in-Chief Fang, you're here, I'm not dead yet, I'm alive and well." Why can't it be proven?"

Water Margin Sanjie is not a good person, the general definition of a good person is a person with good moral character and good behavior, Ye Feng has been a good person several times and suffers from it, but after hearing Fang Zhuyun's main statement and Mrs. Huang's supplementary explanation, he felt that although he was not a good person. But it's kind of personal. It's just a pity that in this society. Animals that evolved from apes and are able to make and use tools for labor are not necessarily human.

It's very simple, but it's very complicated.

Mrs. Huang's widowhood and loneliness account for two things, she lost her wife, has no children, is in her seventies, when she began to look at it, Water Margin Sanjie also felt that the old lady was a little fat, I thought the living conditions were good, but later I learned that it was edema, the old man was old, and common diseases were naturally accompanied, because there was not much money, so I couldn't afford to buy any wife's oral liquid, donkey glue to replenish blood, and could only rely on the medical insurance card to prescribe some medicine, but just two days ago, I went to the hospital, and was suddenly told that there was no money on the medical insurance cardThe old lady couldn't help but ask, the impatience of swiping the card, although this is not who uses who knows, but who always knows who doesn't know, right? You ask me, who do I ask?

This is an inconspicuous thing for many people, the wage earner encounters this thing, a gamble may not be, Mrs. Huang can't, she has lived on this all her life, feeling that the sky is falling, and then finally a master said, it seems that because the social security bureau thinks you are dead, so stop paying your social security premiums, the old lady is not dead, but almost died of anger, why did I die? The master said, go to the street office to open a "certificate of not dead".

Mrs. Huang's arms couldn't twist her thighs, she went to the street office to get a certificate, and was told to go to the Yuexiu District Social Security Center to go through the relevant procedures, Mrs. Huang worked hard to rush to the Yuexiu Social Security Center, and looked, that guy, crowded, gongs and drums, of course, not because she was welcomed, but because many people were surrendering, which was more lively than the Spring Festival ticket gate, Mrs. Huang waited for two hours, and waited until the certificate was ***, people raised their eyes to see, you are not in our care, go to the Haiming Social Security Center.

The old lady who wanted to cry without tears could only run to the Haiming social security with a broken thigh, and lined up for two hours, the reception attitude was very good, the old lady, you are not in our care, the old lady is about to faint, I am about to become three no matter, the staff is a little helpless, this is not under our control, we want to manage it and can't manage it, I tell you, you are going to build the eight-way retreat office, this time it will definitely not be wrong.

The old lady only had her last breath to climb to the retirement office, this time she did not kick her out, the staff did not bother to raise their eyelids, let alone raise their feet, the upper lip touched the lower lip, and said lightly, go to the bank outside the opposite two streets, print the fold, and see if the money has arrived this month, the old lady was a little moved, and finally burned the incense, and went to the bank on the opposite street, and waited for a long time, because there are too many people who have speculated in stocks recently, and they are in a hurry to open an account, the old lady punched out the passbook, and looked, this month's life-saving money really did not arrive, and the old lady was not disappointed at this time。 On the contrary, there was a kind of overjoyed touch, not because of their own mistakes to cause trouble to others, and finally went to the retirement management office, the passbook was ***, and the staff surnamed Chen took a look, how could they encounter this kind of trouble all day long, and the lower lip touched the lips. Having said that, I don't know what you're going to say, you come back next Monday.

Mrs. Huang was a little anxious, I said Chinese, why don't you understand? Staff Chen pointed to the electronic quartz clock on the opposite wall, didn't you see that this is about to get off work? Let you come next Monday, just next Monday, why so much nonsense!

That's how it happened. I remember that Zang Kejia said that some people are alive, but he is dead, and some people are dead, but he is still alive. Mrs. Huang never thought that Lao Zang had the ability to predict the unknown. knew that she Mrs. Huang had such a day, so she said in advance that the landed man was alive and he was dead.

Last time, Fang Zhuyun came here. I forgot to bring Shan Yaowu over, now I saw that he was almost recorded, and looked at the time, "It's still early for them to get off work, let's rush over, it's still too late, auntie, you stay at home." Shi Ban, the three of you take care of Auntie, and I will go with Xiaodan. ”

Shi Ban and the three glanced at it, a little reluctantly, they knew that they were bad people, that Chen staff member could be said to be a person, even if they saw this kind of old lady, they would kindly support them. How could anyone bear to humiliate her so much?

"Isn't there an old man in his family?" Lin Tong's face flushed. The 'clucking' sound of his fist clenched reminded him of his mother. He was even more furious.

"*** follow, I can't be at home," Mrs. Huang struggled to sit up, bent over to put on her shoes, "Editor-in-Chief Fang, I know you are a good person, but yesterday I went as a big living person, and I was not admitted to be alive, you went, so it worked?"

Fang Zhuyun said for a long time, and he couldn't let Mrs. Huang give up this idea, she was a little helpless, and the three heroes of the Water Margin couldn't hold it back, "Editor-in-Chief Fang, it doesn't matter, if Aunt Huang can't walk this time, our brothers will carry her back." ”

Fang Zhuyun's heart was hot, and he no longer insisted, and the group of six people set off in a majestic manner, Shan Yaowu recorded non-stop along the way, as if it was a live broadcast, Huang Lao had too many people to support him, and his courage drove his strength, and he didn't let the Water Margin Sanjie act as a means of transportation along the way, but just asked, "Editor-in-chief Fang, do you say they can prove that I am alive this time?"

Fang Zhuyun, who was full of sorrow in her heart, was actually not very sure, her so-called exposure in the newspaper, I was afraid that few people would ask, but I just hoped that Shan Yaowu's camera could be a little powerful, "Aunt Huang, don't worry, everything has us." ”

When the six of them arrived at the retirement office, Mrs. Huang's eyes lit up, and she pointed to one person and said, "It's him, he's Assistant Chen." ”

Fang Zhuyun was a little funny, the assistant, and the governor of Hong Kong, Mrs. Huang was obviously not familiar with the title here, so she was about to step forward, Lin Tong had already rushed over with an arrow step, and grabbed the man's neck, "Deputy Chen, right?

The man wore a second cake, looking like a brother with a nine-cylinder, looking at the pockmarks on his face from the side, evenly distributed, holding a teacup, bowing his head and a female clerk***, hearing a voice, he had not yet taken an official tone, the collar was caught, he was surprised, his hand shook, the water in the teacup spilled out, splashed on the face of the woman opposite, and she screamed when it was hot.

Lin Tong was stunned for a moment, and then listened to the sound of 'click', the teacup was shattered, and when Mrs. Huang saw this, she couldn't help but stomp her feet and just shouted, "It's over, it's over, if you don't die, you have to die." ”

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