Chapter 197: Strange Sounds in the Toilet (Yo Yo Chek Trouble, Reward Subscription to a Set)
The Tomcat platform, as the place where Ye An was initiated, Ye An's first stop was it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Although Principal Wang has a good relationship with him, he has no friends in the business field, so he has to make a move when it is time to make a move.
Ye An's first goal was ketchup.
No matter what ketchup said, she also picked her up by herself, Ye An believed that the other party should consider her own suggestions.
Skillfully opening the page of Tomcat TV, Ye An leaned on the sofa, his fingers slid lightly, and entered the live broadcast room of ketchup.
"The transcendent master has entered the anchor room of the anchor ketchup, everyone is warmly welcome!"
As soon as the banner came out, the audience in the entire live broadcast room did not cheer enthusiastically.
Looking at the funny barrage on the barrage, Ye An couldn't help but be slightly stunned, daring to love his arrival, they were all commonplace.
But it's okay to be a spectator with peace of mind.
As an anchor in the live broadcast room, Ketchup naturally noticed Ye An's arrival as soon as possible, but in line with her responsibility as an anchor, she just nodded slightly towards the camera, and then continued to talk about the original topic.
"You don't know, due to a slip of the tongue, once my mother came home and told me that she forgot to buy me a towel for washing my face, but at that time, my brain twitched, and I came directly and said, it's okay, I'm shameless to wash the towel."
"You don't know, my mother was laughing so excitedly, I began to wonder if I was her own child."
"Another time, I remember when I was in high school, I went to the cafeteria to eat, and that day I wanted to eat fish, but when I arrived at the cafeteria, I directly said that I was a fish, and I would like to share my aunt."
"I was embarrassed when I finished speaking, but fortunately my aunt smiled at that time and didn't speak, otherwise I would have to find a crack in the ground to get into."
"I remember another time, maybe because I didn't do well in the exam, but when I got to the cafeteria, I saw the chef, and as soon as I said it, I said, "Uncle, come to dung." "As a result, the master didn't understand, and at that time, I actually said again, uncle, I want dung."
After a while, I looked at the master and asked, "Master, where is the dung?" As a result, the cafeteria master looked at me with a puzzled face and asked, "Girl, do you want food or dung?" "To be honest, at that moment, I was stunned, I was really stunned, I wondered in my heart, how can this master scold people?"
"But soon, I realized what I said before, you can't understand my mood at the time, it's really embarrassing."
"Especially when I came out after dinner, the classmates in the back laughed directly in a row."
After the ketchup finished speaking, the live broadcast room suddenly erupted in laughter.
"Sister Fan, I really didn't laugh at this!"
"Forgive me, I really didn't laugh!"
"I didn't expect my sister to have such a powerful skill!"
"Awesome, my sister!"
"Come on, Sister Fan, how much feces have you eaten over the years?"
"Why is the manure tank next door so often empty?"
"Why don't you see pig manure in your neighbor's pigsty?"
"Why does Xiao Ming on the other side hear strange noises coming from the toilet every day?"
"What is the reason behind all this?"
"Please pay attention to Sister Fan's live broadcast room, and bring you first-hand information on eating feces at 12 o'clock every day!"
"Hey, Uncle Policeman, someone here is stealing dung, you can't stop it, you guys send someone to come quickly!"
Looking at the countless 666s in the live broadcast room, Ye An also laughed.
This wave, the black one can.
Similarly, as the protagonist of the story, Tomato Sauce, at this time, also had a black face, staring at the barrage on the screen, glaring, and said angrily: "You guys, you can't see others eating dung, right?" Honestly, do you particularly want to taste what dung tastes like? ”
"If you want to eat it, I don't mind recommending a few to your taste." Ketchup said with a wicked smile on his face.
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room instantly fried the pot.
"Hold the grass, Sister Fan, have you really eaten it?"
"Honestly, how many flavors have you eaten, Sister Fan?"
"Yes, Sister Fan, you shouldn't be the originator of eating dung, right?"
"It's just a stick in the dung eating world!"
"As for dung eaters, I only serve Sister Fan!"
"You can distinguish different dung according to taste, Hong Kong Zhen, Sister Fan, you are the first person!"
"This is simply unprecedented, unprecedented!"
"I'm getting to know you again, Sister Fan!"
"Really, Sister Fan, from this moment on, I have become your iron fan!"
"With your habit of eating dung for many years, I'm going to follow you!"
"From now on, we will all be your iron dung!"
"Yes, we'll change our name to tomato manure in the future!"
"As a fan of Sister Fan, I am honored to be a member of Tomato Dung!"
Looking at these filthy barrages, Ye An couldn't help but cry and laugh a little, why didn't he come for so many days, and the live broadcast room of ketchup turned into this style?
spray feces if you don't agree with each other, such a large-scale live broadcast content, shouldn't the super tube be managed?
Ye An smiled and shook his head, it seemed that it was time for him to save the ketchup from the dire situation.
Thinking like this, Ye An flicked his finger and sent out 100 Buddhas jumping over the wall.
"Sister Fan, I haven't seen you for so long, I didn't expect your taste to be so heavy?" Ye An smiled and knocked a sentence.
Soon, seeing this banner, Tomato Sauce smoothed down his bangs and said in a teasing tone: "What, Mr. An, you can't hold it back, do you want to taste it?" ”
Ye An cried and laughed and typed again: "I still don't win people's love, since you like it, you better keep it for yourself and enjoy it." ”
Tomato Sauce laughed and snorted, and began to say with a straight face: "Say, Mr. An, what are you looking for me?" ”
Ye An's eyebrows moved slightly, and he smiled unconsciously, this ketchup is smart and knows the purpose of his coming here.
However, due to the presence of so many viewers, Ye An could only send a sentence through private chat: "WeChat chat after the broadcast will be broadcast for a while." ”
After chatting for a few more words, he said hello to the audience, and Ye An closed the live broadcast room.
Since you want to poach people, if you don't show enough sincerity, it's not easy to poach a gold medal anchor like ketchup.
Although the other party has a good relationship with him, when it comes to business, everything has to be discussed separately.
Ye An thought about what kind of chips he should give up for a while.
It's too low to dig in, too high to be cost-effective.
After all, she is not the only one who wants to dig up, if the remuneration is too high, then it is not a small amount of money when facing other anchors.
Half an hour later.
When Ye An was thinking, the mobile phone prompt sounded.
At a glance, it was a WeChat message from ketchup.
Ye An opened his phone with a smile and saw the message from the other party.
"Mr. An, I'm off the air, let's say, what are you looking for me?"
Ye An pondered for a while, and then typed a line of words: "I am going to set up Chang'an TV." ”
A few simple words, as soon as they appeared in front of Tomato Sauce, the latter's eyelids suddenly jumped a few times.
At this moment, it was obvious that she had guessed Ye An's intention.