Chapter Twenty-Five: Ouchi Secret Agent, Zero Pigs!
"Since I was a child, I have been practicing literature and martial arts, and when I grew up, I thought I was cool......!
With an unpleasant voice, Ye Xiuwen hummed a little song and walked out of the alley. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
He carried pastries in his left hand, a basket of fruits in his right hand, and a flower cloth on his shoulder, and was about to leave.
He is going back to Qingshi Village to find his little bride to get married.
"Brother Dog, Brother Dog?......"
Ye Xiuwen was walking, but suddenly heard that someone seemed to be called 'Brother Dog'.
Brother Dog is what he calls him in the Six Doors, and he is very familiar with this voice!
"Zero Pig?"
Ye Xiuwen glanced left and right, listening to the cry, as if it came from a water tank in the alley.
He walked over and saw that a big fat man with more than 300 pounds was nested in the tank, which was the 'Zero Pig'.
"Haha, old pig, why are you hiding in the tank?"
The one in the tank, at this moment, only had one face left, tilting his head and suffocating his face red.
"Brother dog, save me, I'm about to suffocate ,......"
"I said you kid, what are you doing in the tank if you have nothing to do?"
"Damn, I just received the news that you have entered the city, so I went down the tunnel to find you, who knows, the entrance of the special cave is so small, and Lao Tzu is stuck!"
"Hahaha! I haven't seen you for a few days, you're fat again......, aren't you?"
Ye Xiuwen couldn't laugh anymore, and kicked the water tank, and the water tank made a buzzing sound, but it didn't break.
"Hahaha! bronze, old pig, you're going to die this time? hahaha......"
Ye Xiuwen couldn't laugh anymore, and the pastries were almost lost by him.
"Brother dog, let's stop laughing, can I?"
"Alright, alright, you bear with it,......."
"Boom!"
Ye Xiuwen lifted his sword, and the blade slashed through the copper cylinder, making the pigs tremble.
"Oh, my mother, Brother Dog, are you really doing it?......?"
A small slit was cut out of the copper cylinder, and after the pigs were stretched open, the people jumped out and circled around Ye Xiuwen.
"What's all the fuss about? Tell me something, I've got something to do!"
Ye Xiuwen didn't pay attention to that, and he didn't tell Zero Pig about marrying his wife, otherwise he would go back and tell the emperor that he didn't do anything, so he married a little daughter-in-law first, and the little emperor would have to die of life.
"Brother Dog, is there really a big deal? The emperor asked me to ask you, how is your master looking for?
"What's the matter? Wei Zhongxian's old dog, forcing the palace, isn't there still the Eight Sages King?"
"Brother Dog, don't mention the Eight Sage Kings, what kind of vassal king has rebelled in the northwest? Wei Zhongxian's old dog is making a message to the emperor to ask the Eight Sage Kings to quell the rebellion?
The emperor is in a hurry! I can't eat for the past two days, so I want you to find someone to escort you quickly!"
I went to find my father-in-law, but I couldn't rely on it, and the old thing repented, and my daughter didn't marry me, and sent someone to kill me,......."
"Really, Brother Dog, do you want to find a few brothers, kill him, and snatch your daughter-in-law back?"
"! Who do you think has the ability to do this among the six doors?
Ye Xiuwen asked rhetorically, while Zero Pig looked embarrassed, and said with a half-loud sad face: "Yes, the master of the six doors is either dead or missing, and we are the only ones left, what can we do? Brother Dog? What do you say?"
"Don't worry, I'll go find my father's other two friends, and ah! I'll tell you a good thing, Puyang Mansion has been taken by me, you go back and tell the emperor, he will be able to fill in a forbidden army soon,......"
"It's a good thing, Brother Dog? This is a good feeling, by the way, 'Brother Monkey' has gone to the northwest, and the people haven't come back yet? I'm still a little worried!"
"Okay, Brother Monkey has the best kung fu among us, don't worry about him, you go back and tell the emperor, let him relax his heart, I will go back in half a month, or a month at most."
You tell him, don't worry, there are still the soldiers and horses of the Eight Sages King, don't move, if you move, the capital will not be saved!"
Ye Xiuwen felt that he couldn't finish his mind, and he had to take care of any bad things.
"Okay, Brother Dog, I'll go back, you hurry up, the capital is really going to be unbearable,......"
"I see!"
Ye Xiuwen waved his hand, and the pig glanced left and right at no one, and with a sip of his hands, the person disappeared into the alley.
"What the hell, this is happening to me again,......"
Ye Xiuwen grinned, but the person had already left the city happily, don't talk nonsense, get married first, and then go to his father's other two friends to help.
These two people, as long as one person makes a move, they must be able to stabilize the situation in Jingshi. At least Wei Zhongxian was afraid of two points.
"Hmph, that's it, the sky is falling, and there is a tall one on top of it...... Since I was a child, I have been practicing literature and martial arts, and when I grew up, I thought I was cool! I was so special, I was really cool......
The hoarse song resounded through the field, and the shook his head, the little tree burped, and the beast in the mountain vomited when he heard it.
"It's terrible to have no culture, this is art, do you understand art?......
"Oh my God!"
A colorful tiger had just emerged from the hill, and when he heard Ye Xiuwen's words, he was directly killed by a head-butt.
Ye Xiuwen didn't care about it, the person continued to walk forward, and walked very fast, and he arrived at Qingshi Village in a hurry.
"Sand, Sand......"
Ye Xiuwen didn't take the main road, but walked on the path in the forest, but in the bushes, there was a rustling sound.
He thought it might be some kind of beast, and it was just in time, he bought pastries, fruit, and a piece of cloth, and when he was halfway there, he realized that there were only three gifts, which was not right, but to go back, it would be a little far. So he was trying to get something more, when a voice came from the woods.
"Tigers, wolves, leopards, bears?......"
Ye Xiuwen guessed there, but a little fat man popped out.
This little fat man, Ye Xiuwen knew, it was the officers and soldiers who came, and he ran in the village.
"Haha! Little Fat Man,......"
"Kim, the man in gold, wow......"
Ye Xiuwen was laughing, but the little fat man cried when he saw Ye Xiuwen, there was something wrong here.
Ye Xiuwen's good mood was gone, so he got closer, helped the little fat man, wiped his face and said, "What's the matter, little fat man, what's wrong?"
"Village, Village, Village,......"
"What's the village?
"Village, something happened in the village,...... Come, come,......"
"Damn!"
Ye Xiuwen, before he finished speaking, he lost all the things in his hand, and the people strode out and went straight to Qingshi Village......