"Miss, didn't that swinger go to elementary school in the United States? Why, he harassed you?" the driver asked, glancing in the rearview mirror. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"You say Heng is a prodigal, Heng says that he himself is a well-known and wealthy son in Hong Kong!" said Miss Mary France, puzzled.

"The whole of Hong Kong knows about Xu Gongzi's troubles, look! Huang Caizi has published a book, "The Story of Xu Gongzi in the Collected Works"!" The taxi driver showed Mary a book he was reading.

"Oh my God, Heng's business is out of the book!?" Mary smacked.

"Yes, you know Mandarin so well, it's a Huaxia Tong at first glance, look at this paragraph!" said the taxi driver, turning the folded page of the book.

One day in a bar, Xu Gongzi complained to a friend. shook hands with Liangmei, she was actually pregnant, and her friend was shocked: 'Make a mistake, right?' Xu Gongzi said tangledly: "Hey, I don't like to wash my hands, I didn't expect her to be too." ’

What does this story mean? Mary was confused, this is too exaggerated, no mistake? Handshake can also get pregnant?

"This story in the book is classic, right? There is a prize quiz in Hong Kong, I thought about it for a long time, and only got a prize of 1,000 Hong Kong dollars, Huang Caizi praised it in the show, saying that I am an old driver, and that there are some things that only old drivers understand. The driver smirked and laughed.

"Can you get pregnant with a handshake?don't like to wash your hands?" muttered to herself, suddenly remembering something, the corners of her mouth twitched, she looked at her right middle finger without nail polish, and hurriedly said with an ugly face: "Mr. Driver, please take me to the nearest bathroom!"

"OK!" The driver smiled playfully and glanced at the fashionable French girl, Huang Caizi was right, there are some things that only old drivers will understand.

Xu Jinheng's angry mouth was about to be distorted by the note left by Lin Jianqi, looking at his newly bought BMW sports car, he was angry in his heart, and he went up angrily and kicked the tires of the white convertible sports car fiercely.

Two patrol officers in green short-sleeved police uniforms passed by and saw Xu Jinheng kicking the car, one of the policemen picked up the walkie-talkie to report the situation to the headquarters, and then the two walked briskly towards Xu Jinheng.

"Sir, please show me your ID!" asked a police officer.

"I ...... I didn't bring it!" Xu Jinheng touched his pocket, and said with an ugly face, he usually brings bodyguards, but he left them in the United States in order to pursue Mary, and Xu Jinheng, who lacked reminders, left his passport and other identification documents in the hotel.

"May I ask this gentleman, why did you smash the car?" asked another police officer who had a tacit understanding with his companions, who had already recognized Xu Jinheng's identity and also recognized the license plate.

"Smash it?! This is my car, I am willing, someone crashed my car, you don't care, and come to question me! I want to complain that you are derelict in your duties and waste taxpayers' money!" Xu Jinheng suddenly became angry when he heard this, and said angrily.

The two patrol officers knew that Xu Jinheng was the son of a wealthy family, and they didn't want to ask for trouble, so they originally wanted to calm down and persuade people to forget it, but when they heard Xu Jinheng say this, they immediately sank their faces, and stopped a passer-by in a deep voice and asked, "Which of you saw someone hit his car?"

"No ......" passers-by shook their heads, hurriedly left, who would be uncomfortable, and it was no good to go to the police station to testify and make records, and most of the day was wasted.

"Sir, you see, no one saw your car being hit, but we saw you smashing the car, sir, you don't have an ID card, so please come with us to the Mong Kok Police Station to assist in the investigation!"

"I'm Xu Jinheng! Don't you know me? I often go to the newspapers!" Xu Jinheng said dissatisfied.

"I'm sorry, we don't know you, everyone is equal before the law, please don't get in the way of law enforcement justice!" said the elderly patrolman righteously.

There is a group of pedestrians watching the excitement on the streets of Mong Kok, and this matter is likely to appear in the newspapers tomorrow, and Xu Jinheng's identity is sensitive, they don't want to be stripped of their police uniforms for favoritism.

"I'm going to call my lawyer!" Xu Jinheng said in a moment's breath.

"Let's go to the police station and fight!" The two police officers couldn't help but say that they stepped forward to handcuff Xu Jinheng, and a group of reporters from nowhere suddenly ran out to take pictures, Xu Jinheng hurriedly covered it with his hands, but it was too late, but he showed his handcuffs instead, which made him even more embarrassed.

Xu Jinheng was stunned, he secretly ran back to Hong Kong from California, only his mother knew, and his father Xu Shixun would have cut off his pocket money if he knew.

Two news cars arrived suddenly, as did TVB and Asia Satellite TV reporters. In a hurry, Xu Jinheng pushed away the police and wanted to run, but in front of the media and the public, the two policemen who paid attention to the image were very vigilant, and quickly responded to knock down Xu Jinheng and subdue him.

The reporters with long guns and short guns pounced again, and the flash lights were about to blind Xu Jinheng, making his eyes flow with tears, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, how could he go home and explain to his father?

Li Jiaxin's family was eating, and the family of three at the table was talking and laughing.

"It's about to be broadcast to ATV variety shows, and it's going to "Happy BB Machine" soon. Li Jiaming ran and turned on the TV.

After the gum commercial, Zhou Xingchi and Liang Chaowei appeared in the anchor room.

"Happy!Everywhere!Poke the laughter~~It's through!Hi friends!This is Asia Satellite TV, happy, pretending to b, and playing cool is absolutely indispensable "Open!Heart!BB Machine!", I am your beloved star! I am your handsome and drooling Wei Zai!"

Zhou Xingchi on the left is combing the oily Elvis Presley hairstyle with a comb, and Liang Chaowei on the right is pretending to squeeze pimples in the mirror.

"Wei Zai, do you have any special skills?" Zhou Xingchi asked solemnly, turning his head seriously.

"What stunt?" Liang Chaowei's exaggerated stunned expression.

"Mr. Lin said, 'I am born to be useful, and the world's immortal wood cannot be carved', as long as you have a heart, anyone will have their own skills!" Zhou Xingchi crossed his fingers with his hands and glanced at the camera seriously.

"Does tidying up the housework count?" Liang Chaowei asked seriously, he likes to tidy up when he is unhappy, and his shoes are polished.

"This ...... Help me clean up!" Zhou Xingchi choked, and said as if he lowered his voice, bringing laughter from the audience.

"What are your stunts?magic?or do you improvise songs?" As Liang Chaowei rolled his eyes in disdain, the audience in front of the TV was hung up in an appetite.

"This!" Zhou Xingchi took out two eggs from under the studio, picked up one and slapped it on his head, and then took a bite of the egg while picking up the egg skin and said to the camera casually: "This is my stunt, open the egg in the head!" I can be unscathed, which of you can do it?"

The laughing attendants sitting below in the studio of "Happy BB Machine" shook their heads, and suddenly burst into laughter, and the audience in front of the TV also laughed.

"What's so difficult about this, I can too!" Liang Chaowei pursed his lips disdainfully, and said what everyone thought of him. (To be continued.) )