When I was in graduate school, I liked Tang Tianqi!

There are twelve limerick love poems as proof:

(a)

At the age of nine, he went to the Northeast,

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three-day view of geography,

I love Tianqi all my life.

(b)

Thinking about the day has no righteousness,

Night wants to kill.

What do you like?

I replied to love Tianqi.

(c)

It is difficult to abandon each other,

Laughing at the poor does not laugh at the chicken.

In ancient times, I hated the title deed,

Love Tianqi today.

(iv)

The moon rises on the mountain of flames,

At sunset in Yuya.

Chang'e farewell Houyi,

Langya will be wonderful.

(5)

The compound surname is Dongguo,

Known as the Arctic fox.

Honey Official Golden Winged Envoy,

Flower thief jade waist slave.

(f)

Green Lantern Cultivation of Buddhism,

White head enlightenment machine.

The two are lawless,

It's all because of love for Tianqi.

(g)

Shenzhou out of the historic sites,

The Great Sage solves the mystery.

Five-character mantra from the beginning:

I love Tang Tianqi.

(viii)

Falling hair and escaping the empty door,

Spring dreams without a trace.

The Bodhisattva asked why?

I replied that I was lost.

(ix)

is in the Buddha land,

Evil thoughts are mortal wives.

Realize the true meaning of today:

I love Tang Tianqi.

(x)

Dig into HB and go out of Haixi.

Looking for traces in this life,

Swear to love Tianqi.

(xi)

Bao Dai finally divorced,

After reading it, I sighed.

I don't like stones,

I only love Tang Tianqi.

(xii)

Lucky enough to do something,

Poetry without regrets.

Long hair and waist day,

Is it when I marry you?

[Appendix 7]

Before Hong Hezhang reached the door of Ye Mingfang's dormitory, he hurriedly asked, "Senior sister, is my sister here?"

"No, I haven't seen her. "The reply was clean and clean, without a trace. It can be said that there is no blood in killing. But they didn't know that Hong Hezhang was a person who didn't cry when he didn't see the coffin, and when he killed, he had to see blood, otherwise he wouldn't be blind. Not to mention being killed now.

So Hong Hezhang was very skeptical of their words, and he always felt that Ye Mingfang was in it at this moment.

"Why don't you come out to see me, sister?" Hong Hezhang kept saying in his heart, feeling the urge to rush in, but finally stopped, and deliberately said to the window: "I know she's inside." ”

At this time, Hong Hezhang was helpless and dazed, showing a lonely face more vividly.

"We really didn't lie to you, she's really not here. Ye Mingfang's roommate was determined that Qingshan would not relax, and several people worked together to draw this panic more round with a compass in a tone.

Hong Hezhang looked depressed, probably because the panic was too round, and finally wrapped up Hong Hezhang and rolled back obediently.

Unknowingly, he was rolled into his classmate's dormitory, and he fell into Ye Hexiang's bed like the end of the day, feeling as if he had fallen into a bottomless abyss. When he was about to reach the bottom of the abyss, Hong Hezhang felt that it was too worthless to die like this, at least he had to leave some last words, so he ......

"Yes, I texted her before I went to bed, why did I forget it?" Alas......" Hong Hezhang seemed to suddenly remember his past and present lives after losing his memory, patting his head and lamenting his pig's head and pig brain.

Then Hong Hezhang read Ye Mingfang's reply again, and tried his best to search for his last words.

Huangtian lived up to his painstaking efforts, and finally let Hong Hezhang find it, Hong Hezhang looked at it carefully from beginning to end, how did he feel that the more he looked at it, the more he looked familiar, as if he had said it somewhere.

In fact, this text message is what Hong Hezhang said to Ye Mingfang in his dream, but he can't remember it.

Dreamers are always like this, they forget half of it when they wake up, and if they don't try to recall it, they basically don't know what they're dreaming about, and they don't even know if they're dreaming or not. But if you come into contact with something, it is possible to stimulate the memory cells and thus recall.

However, Hong Hezhang's memory cells are just not good, and he can't remember what he said, so it's no wonder that Hong Hezhang often suspects that his ancestor may be a pig.

couldn't recall it, Hong Hezhang didn't try his best to think about it, but looked at Ye Mingfang's text messages again and again to see if there was any hope, but no matter how Hong Hezhang looked at it, he was only disappointed.

At this time, Hong Hezhang suddenly recalled that yesterday he also ordered a "Suo Ai" mobile phone to give to Ye Mingfang, but today things are different.

The reason why Hong Hezhang did not choose Nokia, Samsung, and Philips...... And the choice of "Suo Ai" has a very clear meaning, aiming to hope that Ye Mingfang can agree to be his girlfriend, which is difficult to understand, and has the meaning of binding love.

Hong Hezhang didn't dare to send it this time, so he had to go to the store to return the goods.

Hong Hezhang's heart is as chaotic as silk, extremely desolate.

Even though her text message said so, Hong Hezhang felt that Ye Mingfang still hadn't fully forgiven him, which was really worse than death for Hong Hezhang.

So Hong Hezhang made a phone call to Ye Mingfang: "Hey, sister, where are you now?"

Ye Mingfang was a little impatient: "Why are you asking this?" I won't tell you. ”

Hearing this, Hong Hezhang was even more depressed, his heart was like a knife, he really wanted to be killed by one head!

"Why did I make my sister so angry?" Hong Hezhang kept hovering this sentence in his mind, unable to extricate himself.

Hong Hezhang said: "I want to invite you to a meal and make amends to you." ”

Ye Mingfang said: "No need. ”

After another pause, he said, "Didn't I make it clear in the text message? Didn't you see it? It's not your fault, and I don't blame you." ”

Even though Ye Mingfang really didn't blame him anymore, Hong Hezhang still couldn't forgive himself, he didn't know how to make up for the guilt he felt for Ye Mingfang.

Hong Hezhang said blankly: "Sister, just give me a chance, otherwise I really can't forgive myself." ”

Ye Mingfang was helpless to Hong Hezhang, so she responded: "Okay, but I'm going to ask my roommate to go with me." ”

"Okay, then I'll wait for you. Hearing that Ye Mingfang was going, Hong Hezhang was so happy that he almost lost his breath as if he had just finished running a marathon.

And her roommate is also going, so he is even more happy, because he wanted to invite them to dinner before, so as to win over people's hearts and string up relationships, so as to better understand Ye Mingfang's dynamics, and to leave a good impression on her roommates and say good things in front of Ye Mingfang.

But God knows that the ghost knows that the gang of guys brought by Ye Mingfang were not only not co-opted by Hong Hezhang, but Hong Hezhang was cleaned up by them.

Hong Hezhang felt that they were like gangsters who had made confessions in advance, prepared sharp swords, and had a quick sword to cut the love thread, giving him a great emancipation of his mind.

In the face of their baptism of coercion and seduction, Hong Hezhang was a little timid, and he was speechless.

only looked at Ye Mingfang with a reluctant face, and her stupid eyes turned into a pair of invisible hands to shield her ears, taking their words as wind in her ears.

At this time, Hong Hezhang felt even more that he was a literati who had been criticized, and they were engaged in revolution, which can be described as a cold finger at Qianfu!

Ye Mingfang and them came out, so they called Hong Hezhang and asked him to go, saying that he was waiting for him in the science and education building, and then Hong Hezhang went, and as soon as he got there, Hong Hezhang said: "Where do you want to go to eat, I have a treat." ”

Hong Hezhang is still a little tender, maybe he is a single-celled creature, not only his limbs are underdeveloped, but also his mind is simpler; Jiang is still old and spicy, after all, he is a senior sister, and he eats more salt than Hong Hezhang's food, and the purpose of their trip is not to eat at all.

So each of them said a few words, and the implication was not to go.

At this time, Ye Mingfang was speechless, looking at her roommate calmly, and the implication was self-evident.

In this way, they looked at each other with a sharp eyebrow, and Hong Hezhang had been unknowingly taken by them to a gazebo that the school thought was world-famous.

This gazebo is condescending and has the style of a king.

But Hong Hezhang didn't think so, because when he walked through the pavilion, he often accidentally saw a man and a woman pulling small hands, kissing small mouths and other beautiful scenery of autumn water and the same color of the sky.

Therefore, Hong Hezhang gave this pavilion a nickname, called "Talking about Love Pavilion".

After that, he felt that it was not tactful, so he thought of another one, called "Fenghua Snow Moon Pavilion".

This is in line with the "wind of the dead". The so-called "wind of the dead" is nothing more than kissing each other and gagging each other.

When he arrived at the "Wind Flower Snow Moon Pavilion", Hong Hezhang had a premonition that the high places were unbearable.

The pavilion is circular in shape, supported by six columns, each of which is connected by stone chairs, and the door is open to the cliff.

Hong and Zhang sat opposite the five girls, and it didn't take long for the other party to talk and talk endlessly.

When Hong Hezhang saw this scene, he couldn't help but think of Zhuge Liang's tongue and war group Confucianism during the Three Kingdoms period, but the only difference now is that Zhuge Liang is clever words, while Hong Hezhang is miserable.

As for the fact that the other party was a man at that time, and now the other party is a woman, then it doesn't matter, because now it doesn't mean that men and women are equal.

Since this is the case, then the man is the woman, and the woman is the man, and this is what Buddhism calls emptiness is color, and color is emptiness.

In the face of such a huge group, Hong Hezhang really wanted to kill six generals through five levels like Guan Yu, and defeat them one by one, but the difficulty now is that there are only six people including himself, and it is okay to pass five levels, if he wants to kill six generals, then he will commit suicide in the end.

Although Hong Hezhang said that he didn't want to listen to it and didn't want to listen to it, he still accidentally listened to a lot.

I only heard one of the girls trying to reason with Hong and Zhang Xiaozhi, moving them with affection, leading by example in her words, and telling a lot of her love experience.

It's a pity that she doesn't know that Hong Hezhang is stubborn and admits death, as long as he identifies it, ten cows can't be pulled back.

For him, these truths are equivalent to fart, fleeting, fleeting.

After listening to the love lectures of the senior sisters, Hong Hezhang was very sad, and walked out of the "Fenghua Xueyue Pavilion" with a blank face, along the way, holding his head high, looking at the sky from afar, suddenly Hong Hezhang shook his head helplessly, and said: "Alas! I was wrong, it turned out that it was not the Fenghua Xueyue Pavilion, but the Pavilion of Words and Deeds." ”

After Hong Hezhang was hit, this pavilion was also upgraded with him!