"My leg is numb......."

"I'll beat you, I'll beat you ,......" The squire of the criminal department ran over like a pug. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hey, my arm is sore,......

"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming......"

The waiter of the criminal department seems to have transformed into an old watch who picks up customers.

"My shoulders ,......"

"Hey!"

"My feet ,......"

"Hey......"

Ye Xiuwen and Sun Gongzi tossed back and forth more than sixty times, and the waiter of the Criminal Department really couldn't bear it, lying on the ground and panting: "Who? Who specially invited these two ancestors?"

"It's him!"

Everyone pointed to the new officer's head.

"Poof!"

This Dao is happy, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, and the person fell to the ground with a bang, almost not the waiter of the criminal department to death.

"You, even if you die today, Lao Tzu will punish you!"

"Okay, okay, the dead man will wait for you to fight again, now let's start the trial!"

Ye Xiuwen had enough fun, and he wanted to listen to the waiter of the Criminal Department to try the case.

And how dare the squire of the Criminal Department? One is the dog master of the six doors, and the other is the grandson of the prime minister who is the right minister, how can this case be tried? Whoever is guilty in the trial will have to bear the charge in the end.

"Two masters, my temple is small, why don't you go to the Three Law Division?"

"No, I'm still on trial with you, that zero dog, killed someone in my yard, this is a fact, right?

Sun Gongzi doesn't give up, he still doesn't believe it, there is no place to reason in this world.

But the waiter of the Criminal Department didn't think so, he felt that Ye Xiuwen didn't want to kill a person, even if he slaughtered a thousand eight hundred, it wasn't a crime!

"Misunderstanding, I think this must be a misunderstanding, do you think? As a dog, how can you go up to your yard to kill people? And even if you kill it, it is a rooster and a dog thief,......"

"I, how can you speak? Do you dare to say that this son is a thief of chickens and dogs? To tell you the truth, it was my brother who died!"

Sun Gongzi scolded, and the waiter of the criminal department had to endure it, and said in his heart: I specially recruited someone to provoke whom.

"Master, don't you sleep, people say you've killed someone!"

Ye Xiuwen fell asleep over there, and the waiter of the criminal department was anxious like something.

It can be counted that Ye Xiuwen woke up and muttered: "I'm tired, I just came back from outside and did a big thing for the emperor,...... Your Majesty is very happy, let me come back and have a good rest,......"

"Yes, yes, dog-sama has worked hard!"

The waiter of the Criminal Department hurriedly apologized there, but Ye Xiuwen hadn't finished speaking.

"The emperor also said that I have to do a big thing, and I have to go, but I really didn't expect that when I got home, my house was gone,...... If you see it, he will dismantle it, and you said that I was also arrested, so the emperor's errand......?

Ye Xiuwen said a word, the waiter of the criminal department is stupid, can anyone take this errand? And Ye Xiuwen bit a few words, that is really terrible!

First of all, 'he has done a great thing for the emperor,' this is a meritorious service? Besides, 'the emperor is very happy', who can make the emperor happy here?

Also, it was the emperor who asked the family to go home to rest, you listen, it was the emperor himself who said that he wanted to go home to rest, which is equivalent to receiving the holy decree.

Emperor Chrysostom said that every word, that is a holy decree.

But it's not over yet, 'The emperor still has big things', you listen, there are still big things, if you want someone else's dog master to do it, can you do it?

Therefore, in just a few words from Ye Xiuwen, a cold sweat broke out from the waiter of the Criminal Department, if this matter is not handled properly, I am afraid that someone will die.

Of course, he complained in his heart, complaining about this grandson, are you full of food? You have picked up other people's houses, and you still accuse them of guilt? Don't you just beat someone to death? As long as it is not your own father, what do you care about this idle business?

However, he couldn't say that, so he could only whisper: "Sun Gongzi, withdraw the lawsuit! People have the emperor's order, if this lawsuit continues, it will not be good for you?"

"What's the matter? If you kill someone, you don't have to pay for your life?" Sun Gongzi really doesn't believe in evil.

"Murder?...... He took out a knife and slaughtered me, and that's not murder, do you understand?"

The squire of the criminal department felt that he was too smart, and this metaphor was simply too good.

"What about me?"

"Poof......"

Sun Gongzi said a word, and the waiter of the criminal department vomited blood angrily and died.

Of course, he can't say that it's the same if he kills you, he has to fight these two times, so he can only laugh and say: "How can I compare with you? You are a nobleman,......

"I'm a nobleman, so I don't have to be afraid of him!"

Sun Gongzi misunderstood, stood up, swaggered to Ye Xiuwen, and scolded: "See, I am a nobleman, your garden is mine, you don't want it in the future, this life lawsuit, even if this son, will be settled for you, hahaha...... You don't have to thank me,......"

"Are you a tease invited by the monkey?"

Ye Xiuwen spoke, but the son of Sun didn't understand, and asked rhetorically, "What do you mean?"

"Lao Tzu is saying, you ****? demolished Lao Tzu's house, and asked Lao Tzu to buy you favors? Your grandfather, that old bastard, is this how he taught you to be a man?"

"Eh, why are you scolding?" Sun Gongzi, roll up your arms and sleeves, that is, you are going to do it.

But if Ye Xiuwen was fine, he wouldn't dare, but at this moment, Ye Xiuwen was tied up! Wouldn't this be a good opportunity?

But I don't want to, to beat him, Ye Xiuwen doesn't use his hands at all, just his feet, but when he saw that Sun Gongzi slapped him, he hooked his foot, and Sun Gongzi fell into a heel fight.

This kid still remembered it, but he didn't want Ye Xiuwen's big-footed girl to fall, and directly stepped on the face of the grandson, printing a big shoehorn!

"Let go, let me go, otherwise this son, I won't be able to spare you,......" The grandson was still unconvinced.

"Hey, you can't spare me? If it weren't for Lao Tzu, seeing that you are an ordinary person, Lao Tzu would have crushed you to death a long time ago!"

"Don't, Master Dog, his grandfather is the right prime minister 'Yang Wanli'!"

The waiter of the Criminal Department hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him, but Ye Xiuwen said disdainfully: "His grandfather is Yang Wanli?

"You, if you dare to beat me, my grandfather will definitely not let you go,...... Oh, ouch, you're really fighting?......"

In fact, Ye Xiuwen didn't beat him, but this grandson, where did he suffer this crime, Ye Xiuwen is only one foot, which will make him cry bitter and cry out in pain again and again!

"Stop......"