When Tian Zhongqiu is in a bad mood, he likes to find something to do for himself, such as when he is lonely now, he wants to find someone to accompany him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

However, Tian Zhongqiu is also a very gentle person, which is very obvious when dealing with his own people, and it can be seen from the secretary's behavior that Tian Zhongqiu is already very tolerant of the other party. Not only the secretary, but also some people who were well-intentioned in Tian Zhongqiu's eyes had gained Tian Zhongqiu's patience.

It is precisely because Tian Zhongqiu is a gentle and good person that he will not do anything like going to the next door at night to ask someone to get up and do sports with him.

"What should you do?" Tian Zhongqiu sighed, then returned to the table, looking at the two-dimensional imperial sister desktop on the screen of his notebook, the first thing he thought of was to watch anime to relieve his boredom.

This world has a lot of anime that Tian Zhongqiu has not seen, and the quality is very good, the island country has the Ming country next to the violent country, and the support for some domestic cultures is even greater, and the two-dimensional animation, comics, stage plays, movies, games, and concerts are much better than the world in the world.

It's not a good thing to be too much, at least Tian Zhongqiu really doesn't want to see those things that he likes now, it's easy to touch the scene, if you can't think about it, do something to bring the whole world to the funeral together, then it's a lot of fun.

Tian Zhongqiu thinks that after he dies, he will go back, but he is not sure whether he will return normally after committing suicide, so he did not do anything to die, but Tian Zhongqiu is not unable to do the matter of the world's funeral with his brain.

"Forget it, let's find something interesting to see......" Tian Zhongqiu sat on the chair, typed quickly on the keyboard, and first set up a protective net for himself.

After putting on his vest and logging into a local forum in Zhonghai, Tian Zhongqiu published a very discussive post.

How do emperors take a bath today?

If this post was in Yizhou, it would definitely be deleted by the administrator in seconds, but this is not Yizhou, this is Zhonghai with free speech, and there are more people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.

But this post is not a sensitive topic, although the Ming Kingdom is a country with an emperor, but it is still very open in many places

So, such a discussion-based technical post quickly garnered a flurry of replies.

2nd floor: Wash with water!

3rd Floor: With Rejoice!

Fourth floor: There must be a petal shower gel, Rokkai's!

Fifth floor: Third floor nonsense! Obviously, it is the king shower gel of the Chinese medicine family!

Sixth floor: Hello, the ancient emperor's bathing was called bathing, and the place where he bathed was called Yuchi and Yuyu, I hope my answer can help you.

Seventh floor: Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty had a voyeuristic "thin swallow fat ring", and the thin swallow refers to Zhao Feiyan. Zhao Feiyan and her twin sister Zhao Hede were born in Gusu, a water town in the south of the Yangtze River. Zhao Hede's demeanor is very different, he was born plump, his jade skin is smooth, and he is as glamorous and charming as Zhao Feiyan. They are all the favorite concubines of Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty. The most fascinating thing for Emperor Han Cheng was Zhao Hedelan Tang Muyu, since Emperor Han Cheng once inadvertently glimpsed Zhao Hede taking a bath through the cracks in the doors and windows, "watching the bath" has become a fresh and exciting stimulus for him to find. The beautiful scenes, with scenes, movements, expressions, and sounds, are unprecedented in the experience of Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty. He said to the eunuchs beside him: "Since ancient times, the emperor has not had two empresses, if there is, I must make Zhaoyi Zhao Hede the queen for Zhaoyi at this time." Later, for Zhao Hede to repair the palace, Emperor Han Cheng specially took care of a large bathtub inlaid with Lantian jade, injected with cardamom soup, and showed more water. Zhao Hede knew that the process of bathing himself could make the emperor so swoon, so he refused to expose the plan. He also used the technique of wanting to capture the past and indulge in it, trying to lay out the infinite beautiful scenery, and even deliberately beautified the mood of bathing to attract the attention of Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty. Zhao Hede's beauty when he bathed tightly held the heartstrings of Emperor Han Cheng. When Zhao Feiyan heard the wind, she felt a sense of loss, afraid that she would fall out of favor and be cold, so she also wanted to attract her emperor husband in the same way. After Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty came, Zhao Feiyan began to bathe, she was naked, teasing the emperor in a thousand charms, and deliberately sprinkled water on the emperor from time to time, thinking that it would bring fresh stimulation to the emperor, who knew that this trick made Emperor Cheng lose his appetite, and left in a hurry without waiting for her to finish washing.

Eighth Floor: The story of the seventh floor is good, but I don't know what you're talking about.

9th Floor: Is it interesting to copy and paste on the 7th floor?

……

Thirty-third floor: The landlord asked how the saint bathed today, don't go off-topic! I'm curious, too!

……

Fifty-fifth floor: Needless to say! Of course, it was seventeen, eighteen, seventeen or eighteen-year-old girls who were waiting, and in the big pool full of petals, those wet girls helped to take a bath!

……

Sixty-second floor: I'll torture! The fifty-fifth floor stiffened me......

……

Sixty-Seventh Floor: If you really play like that, will you be able to eat it......

……

Sixty-ninth floor: Sixty-seventh floor, you know a yarn! The emperor has the dragon spirit and tiger gall pills paid tribute by the Taoist priests of Kunlun Mountain, eat one pill, and it will not fall for three days! The dragon spirit is fierce! The girl who served the emperor was a professional masseuse who had been trained since she was three or four years old......

……

Seventy-fifth floor: Seek to travel through ancient times to become an emperor! It's better to have a bath plot!

……

Ninety-third floor: This forum pill!

……

Tian Zhongqiu was very interested, and he had already seen the people in this post speculating and analyzing the high-end equipment that the emperor had when he took a bath, such as the cosmic brand shampoo cultivated by the space station, and the pure natural soap made after 99 processes.

God's natural soap made after 99 processes!

The emperor's bath is also engraved with ninety-nine nine-clawed golden dragons, and this is also a god's nine-clawed golden dragon!

There is also a picture of the mountains and rivers on the towel of the top tailor in China, which looks realistic, and it will be lost once used!

The thing to wipe the feet is also specially made, which is woven from the silk of iceberg snow silkworms, which is warm in winter and cool in summer!

After taking a bath, there will be a special staff to collect all the hairs in the pool one by one, and they will also be placed in a special place under the supervision of the 48 Heavenly Dragon Soldier in hand!

Tell you! The loss of a single hair will have a devastating effect on the Ming Kingdom!! If it is stolen by foreign spies and cloned, then the Ming Kingdom will be finished! This is a national strategic level of protection! Not an exaggeration at all!!!

Tian Zhongqiu's mood really improved, and he felt that most of the people here were like emperors in their previous lives.

But soon, Tian Zhongqiu's picture was 404......

This forum was blocked by the Internet police......

Tian Zhongqiu looked at his watch, it was already two o'clock, and it was time to go to bed.

After watching the speeches of the crowd, Tian Zhongqiu soon fell asleep with a good mood.

As for the blocked forum, it has nothing to do with Tian Zhongqiu.

Water is water.,Actually, since the last two days of last month, I wanted to break it.,But I still can't make up my mind......

Full attendance has been given up, now it's up to me to see how long I can delay, now I go to work during the day, and time is really running out. To be continued.