Chapter 300: The Lun family is a small public act
"Bao. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Fang Ze looked at the goose father and said, "Bao, this kid looks good. ”
Fang Ze didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Daddy Goose's stomach, so he was drinking tea very calmly.
"That's right. Father Goose looked at Fang Ze and said, "Pandas are too rare, not to mention Peace Valley, even I haven't found other pandas in the outside world, so you see, can Ah Bao make a baby kiss with your daughter?"
"My daughter?" Fang Ze said as he looked at Father Goose. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood, I'm not married now, and I don't have a daughter at all. ”
"It's not biological, it's the panda meat dumpling you adopted. Daddy Goose said.
"Well, Daddy Goose, I never knew you were so open-minded. Fang Ze looked at the goose father and said, "Although Ah Bao is the only panda in Heping Valley, maybe there are other panda villages in the outside world, and there must be other female pandas. ”
"What do you mean by getting a base?" Father Goose asked as he looked at Fang Ze puzzled.
"It's the feelings that go beyond friendship between two men. ”
"But isn't the meat dumpling a girl?!" Father Goose looked at Fang Ze with a confused expression.
"yes. Fang Ze took a sip of tea, thinking about how to refuse Daddy Goose, and then suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Something is wrong.
Wait a minute!
Fang Ze's eyes widened as he looked at Daddy Goose.
"What did you just say, the meat dumplings are girls?"
"Isn't it?" said Father Goose as he looked at Fang Ze. "Po told me, Rou Tuzi is a cute little girl, otherwise I wouldn't have thought of proposing to you. ”
"You wait. Fang Ze waved his hand to stop the goose father who was going to continue talking, and then hurriedly crawled to the living room to see the meat dumplings lying on the soft cushion and chatting with Bao.
"What's wrong with Daddy?" asked Rou Tuanzi looking at Fang Ze.
"Bao, I have a phone call with Rou Tuanzi for the time being, so let's leave first. Fang Ze said and came to the outside of Daddy Goose's hut with the meat dumplings.
"Meat dumplings. ”
"Huh?" Rou Tuanzi looked at Fang Ze, "Dad, you're a little strange." ”
Rou Tuanzi said this because Fang Ze was looking at her in a circle. Fang Ze looked around, then squatted in front of Rou Tuanzi, stared at her with a serious expression, and then asked, "Rou Tuanzi, tell Daddy quickly, you must be a boy if you are so cute." ”
"Dad, you're the boy. The meat dumpling twisted his head and pouted unhappily, "Although I'm a little fatter, I'm still a girl." ”
"Eagle cute girl?" Fang Ze still didn't believe it, but before he finished speaking, the meat ball pounced directly and bit Fang Ze's arm. "Daddy, I'll bite you to death. ”
"Don't move, don't move, itchy. Fang Ze hurriedly picked up the meat ball.
"Hit the, hit the, beat you to the. The meat ball kept waving his little short arm, trying to scratch Fang Ze.
At this time, Fang Ze suddenly thought of something. That is about the identification of the sex of the panda.
The giant panda is an animal that is difficult to distinguish the sex, of course, this is for outsiders, they themselves are still very easy to distinguish.
Other animals only need to look at the little brother and sister, but the little brother and little sister of the panda are tightly covered by the elastic skin of the outer edge until they reach full adulthood, so it is generally impossible to distinguish the gender by this method.
Another common way to distinguish between sexes is that the toilet posture is also useless for giant pandas, because giant pandas have the same safe posture of urinating and urinating, and they both lie on the ground to defecate.
And not to mention Fang Ze, it is difficult for the national giant panda breeders to distinguish the gender of the giant pandas, the captive ones can't be distinguished, and the wild ones can't be distinguished.
Before 1970, China sent a total of 15 giant pandas to the West, of which 5 were wrongly identified by sex, and 3 of them were finally "sealed in the coffin" after posthumous autopsy. Later, there was such an "international joke" in international exchanges, in 1973, China gave France a pair of pandas, originally thought to be a "mandarin duck couple", but turned out to be a pair of "bearded men".
In other words, Huaxia actually gave France a bunch of, of course, it is also possible that the country mistakenly gave the that were originally given to Britain to France.
Generally speaking, if it is not for high-tech means, giant panda researchers generally distinguish between giant panda feces, which resemble the stubby of male pandas and long sweet potatoes of female pandas. This difference in appearance is evident when it feeds on bamboo leaves, but it is more difficult to distinguish between the feces excreted by pandas that feed on bamboo stems and bamboo shoots, so this method is not a panacea.
Until now, it is also a headache to distinguish the gender of the giant panda, often a giant panda after a period of time, will announce to the public that in fact, we have made a mistake in the gender before, now correct it, and then it is male to female, female to male.
The prototype of the Kung Fu Panda, the giant panda Lun Lun who was born in the United States, was judged to be a male when he was born, and it was not until three years after the first part of the Kung Fu Panda was released that he passed the DNA test and found out that this product was a female panda and a girl.
The fourth and fifth child of the giant panda Lun Lun, whose name is Meilun Mei, was identified as the two little brothers at birth, and when he did a DNA test before returning to Chengdu, he found that it was a pair of little sisters.
This is embarrassing, so the US side has to resubmit the application information, resulting in a delay in returning home. And four of the five children born to Lun Lun later turned out to be of the wrong gender.
In fact, after saying so much, Fang Ze just wanted to get rid of the pot, this gender is wrong, it's really not that he is blind, you said that he can't do a DNA test for the meat dumplings after returning to the earth with the meat dumplings, check if this girl is still a man.
"Well, daddy is wrong. Fang Ze hurriedly comforted the meat dumplings who were about to run away, and then took out all kinds of delicious ones from the portable warehouse to plug the meat dumplings.
"Hmph!" "The meat dumplings are still unhappy, the little princess of the Lun family was actually treated as a rough man, so even if he held a bunch of delicious food given by Fang Ze in his arms, he still didn't take care of Fang Ze, and he twisted and twisted back.
Fang Ze returned to Daddy Goose, as the parent of a cabbage, he instantly felt that he had taken the initiative.
Although it is true that Ah Bao is the protagonist of this plane, and it is true that he later became a dragon hero, but this kind of rough man who is lazy and relies on luck is worthy of my family's little public act.
Change, must change, Bao's character will not change, don't want to let the flower of the meat ball be inserted in the past for the rest of your life, even if it is voluntary.
Fang Ze looked at Daddy Goose and said, "Daddy, before you get married, let's talk about your Bao's education." ”