523 Sketches of Fang Jing

"This is Fang Jing's sketch. ”

In a ward, Uncle Nie leaned on two pillows and lay on the bed watching the Spring Festival Gala on TV.

There are his family next to him, as well as the children of the Nie family's class,

The audience of this year's Spring Festival Gala sketch can be divided into domestic audiences, foreign audiences, and Uncle Nie, a total of three types of people.

To a certain extent, Fang Jing's appearance on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala this year has a taste of inheriting Uncle Nie's artistic heritage. Although he can really carry the banner of the Nie family's class, he must also count Jing Danny from the Nie family's class.

But in Uncle Nie's heart, Fang Jing, who has never learned sketch performance in Nie's class, is the real inheritor of sketch art in his heart.

However, before the Spring Festival Gala sketches started, Uncle Nie never asked Fang Jingxin's sketch program. The family thought that his health was not good, and the disciples thought that he was deliberately trying to leave room for Fang Jing to create.

Only Uncle Nie himself knows that he just wants to watch a good sketch simply as a spectator.

As for the quality of the sketches?

As long as it is created by Fang Jing, he is a hundred distractions.

And as an artist who has dedicated his life to sketches, Uncle Nie has come over the years. Looking at it more and more, there are fewer and fewer works that can be watched, and it is difficult to simply be an audience.

Now there is not only Uncle Nie in the audience, but hundreds of millions of viewers around the world are focused on the two people on the stage.

But the audience didn't wait for Fang Jing to speak, but waited for Jing Danny's voice: "His father!"

Northeast accent.

The domestic audience was stunned for a moment.

Fang Jing's thief head thief shouted: "Shh......h

Jing Danny still didn't dare to relax: "Is this area safe?"

Fang Jing straightened his waist, and he had a taste of pointing out the country: "According to my observation, I haven't found any enemy situation. ”

It's still a northeastern accent.

Foreign audiences were stunned.

Although the audience of Meiyu can't hear the difference in Jing Danny's accent, it is still easy to stand out. The pronunciation tone of Fang Jing's speech today seems to have become very strange.

Normally, foreign audiences would not be able to detect this. Danny Jing, for example, had no feeling at all. But the key is that Fang Jing made his debut in Meiyu for the first time, but as a singer, and he is also the king of singers on the global stage. He has sung Chinese songs, so foreign audiences can capture the change in accent.

After reading it, Fang Jingzheng said: "Let me tell you, there are many problems in the city, and if you spit on your spit, you will be fined five dimes, and this soaked urine will not be eaten to unite as soon as you grow up!"

Danny Jing was frightened: "Really?"

Fang Jing said seriously: "That's not it!"

Then he squatted down, picked up a cigarette butt on the ground, and took a puff with taste. Before he could show a comfortable expression, he coughed twice, and everyone could see that he was choking. The audience all smiled in unison.

Although this is not a laughing joke, as long as the performance is in place, the audience will consciously raise the corners of their mouths.

Fang Jing complained a little: "This is full of foreign cigarette butts, one is more flushed than the other" said and changed another cigarette butt: "This is about the same." ”

Jing Danny said: "You say, these days are really getting poorer and poorer, the poorer and poorer, and when you are pregnant, you can't eat anything." ”

Seeing this, the corners of the mouths of the older generation of domestic audiences showed a trace of bitterness.

But anyone who is thirty years old and above, who has not survived the hard days. But even if they are tired and tired, they still raise the next generation.

Many of the families who sit at the round table to eat are only children, and there are also so-called "super-born children." ”

It doesn't matter if it's an only child, or an overchild. Seeing this scene, my heart was full of mixed feelings.

Suddenly, an only child sighed: "The life was sad at the beginning, my family provided me with one, and I owed a debt of 10,000 yuan when I went to college. It's unimaginable to have two. ”

"The country suffers, and so do the people. The voice of another superborn child sighed, and there was already a trace of vicissitudes.

People who have survived those days, whether they are only children or super-born children. Looking back, we all understand that "family planning" is not easy.

In the poor years of the country, if there was no one-child policy. Then the next generation of the country is likely to be unable to raise, and more likely, it cannot be "raised".

Of course, many families with superbirths have always had opinions on the family planning policy. It is undeniable that in the process of implementing the policy, there are many artificial negative situations. But the general policy is right, and only then will there be the current living conditions in China.

Suddenly, the old man in the family said, "Originally, you had seven aunts, but you starved to death of three, and now you only have four aunts." ”

What the old man said was not the situation of his family, but the situation of every family in those difficult years.

And the audience of Meiyu does not have the past years in their heads.

But looking at the subtitles on TV, it was as if they had discovered a new continent.

"It turns out that the history of China before is like this. ”

"From poverty to now, why has China developed so rapidly?"

"I suddenly found that I had a real understanding of Chinese culture. ”

The audience of beauty and entertainment watched one song and dance show after another until they saw the sketch. Only then did they suddenly realize that every picture they saw and every line they saw was a window for them to truly understand Chinese culture.

And the audience almost didn't feel the passage of time after watching it.

"Superborn Guerrilla" has slowly entered the last stage.

Jing Danny said: "But since we have these children, our living standards have really changed dramatically. You see that the eyes of the people in the city are not right, to be honest, we all think that we affect the city. It's okay to say during the day, but at night I don't even have a place to live, and I drill that cement pipe all day long, and I see the children shivering from the cold, my heart is broken. Dad, let's go back, okay?

"Mom, I want to go sometimes. But what is the whole thing when you go back to the village? The little two and the third children have almost punished everything at home, what is the punishment for the remaining little four?" Fang Jing was helpless to speak, I believe that in that era, many people had said such a sentence.

It's obviously a comedy sketch, but there are already people in tears in front of the TV.

Jing Danny continued: "Then we finally have a home! Let's take the initiative to admit our mistakes with the village chief, this is also if we confess and surrender ourselves, don't he always have to give us a lenient treatment? If he doesn't give us leniency, he will punish us, and let's give Xiaosi an IOU." Let's promise that in the future, whether it is a man or a woman will never be born again. In the future, let's work hard and earn more money to raise these children to adulthood, and the two of us are happy and happy to find the shadow of the two of us in the past. Dad, isn't that good?"

Fang Jing nodded, and made up his mind: "Okay! I've also been thinking more than once, you said that if you don't know someone in this place, won't it be troublesome if you catch someone?"

Danny Jing: "It's not good!"

Fang Jing responded: "Especially in the city, there are many people, and you walk to the street....... Mom, the Little Feet Detectives are up!"

Jing Danny: "Dad, withdraw!"

Fang Jing put on a heroic and righteous pose: "You retreat first, I'll cover!"