Section 5: San'er's experience in the past few years
Walking from the official road, there is a town called Qingni. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
At the entrance to the town is a large city gate of some age, which is said to have been a military stronghold, but now that the war is peaceful, this city gate has lost its former glory.
From time to time, there are people coming and going at the gate of the city, chatting and strolling in twos and threes. There is a lonely person in a hurry. In contrast to the pedestrians who came and went from time to time, there was only a lone soldier defending the city, accompanied by a spear leaning against the wall.
The soldiers defending the city wiped the sweat that flowed down to their cheeks and secretly spat: "This ghost weather, the heat kills people." "Secretly moved to the side of the shade. After a few days of high temperatures, people who have experienced the sun can't help but feel sleepy, let alone doing this boring work of defending the city. The soldiers defending the city muttered and complained about the bad luck, but on the other side, they felt sleepy, squinted their eyes, and fell asleep. I don't know how long it took, but I felt that the sky was dark, and I heard someone calling my name in the chaos, and the soldier finally opened his eyes, and it took a long time to see the person who came, and he reached out and patted the person who was also wearing armor, and said, "Do it well", and then picked up the gun by the wall, dragged it into the city gate, stopped after walking three or two steps, looked back at the sky, and then shook his head and continued walking, while sighing, "It's another day"
It's a new day, it's a new day, "Xiao Li Tofu Fang" set up a table in front of the door as usual, spread a layer of white cloth, and the guys standing behind the table are wearing long shirts and white cloth pockets all year round, shouting hard. The old man of the Zhang family is in his sixties, carrying a large bundle of firewood, and his legs are pounded fast, which is more chic and steady than the average sturdy young man.
The young man greeted the old man Zhang: "Uncle, you are still carrying firewood", the old man opened his mouth, showed his old yellow teeth, and said with a smile: "I have to prepare some firewood in advance, and wait until the weather is cold to keep out the cold."
The young man was surprised, "It's only summer, so start preparing so early?" ”
"It's not early, it's not early, it's too late when it's cold, hey, young people nowadays, I just don't know how to be in a hurry. I won't tell you, I have to hurry home. ”
Looking at the old man's disappearing back, the young man couldn't help but look at the bright sun, and said in his heart: This is a long time away from the cold.
The guy in the tofu shop is called San'er, as for the real name, I'm afraid the boss doesn't know, maybe he once introduced himself, but no one remembers it. The reason why he is called San'er is because he is the third guy in this workshop, and the people who come don't ask him what his surname is, just call San'er, and call others to be troublesome, so he will directly call San'er.
San'er has been working here for a while, roughly calculated, it has been five years since the last guy resigned, although he is not very old, it is easy to say that he can be called a veteran of this industry, and even some people have begun to call the third brother when they meet him, no way, every line has to look at the qualifications, and the seniority is naturally high.
But even after coming here for five years, San'er still can't understand this place, and some people have some things no matter how you understand them, and in the end they still get a foggy confusion. For example, as long as the old man Zhang started work, he would meet him at the same time and place every time to do the same thing - carry firewood. Every time here you have to remove the days of rest and stoppage, in other words, just the five years he has seen, Old Man Zhang has been doing this thing every day.
San'er couldn't figure out where there would be so much firewood for Old Man Zhang, and where did Old Man Zhang get the strength and energy to make him walk around happily.
With questions and confusion, San'er once asked his boss and asked him about the old man Zhang, who sat in a rocking chair, squinted, held the sand pot and quietly drank tea, and then beckoned to him: "You are the right person, if you want to say that you know the most about the town, you have to count your boss and me, let's tell the story of Lao Zhangtou today." San'er patted his thigh, he could be regarded as finding the right person, moving a small stool, and sitting honestly. At that time, he had been here for a short time, relatively young, and listened to a lot of it, and finally he carried the stool back to its place. After a lot of delay, I listened to the boss's nonsense, and summarized the news: Lao Zhang's surname is Zhang. This incident has a great impact on San'er, and it is also the main reason why San'er has not understood this place in the past five years: the boss is unreliable. Because of this, the boss is also on the list of people he can't see through, and he still belongs to the top line.
San'er didn't understand, and the bull's nose with sunglasses across the street. On the other side of the street, it is a rich place, with blue tiles and red walls, and the second section of the building is hung with colorful gauze curtains, swinging in the wind, as if the rainbow is flying and flying in front of you, which is obviously different from the broken bricks and tiles on your side. The door that can accommodate four or five people, pull up a big curtain, tie it to the big pillars painted with bright red paint on both sides by red ropes, and a layer of light yarn behind the curtain. There were two big men with thick arms and thick legs standing at the door, looking at the people coming and going with a calm face, and I don't know if it was dazzling. The magnificent people naturally have a magnificent scene, indispensable to the two big stone lions, look at the momentum, pouting and teasing teeth, and there are three big characters written on the face: I am very fierce.
How big is the gap between people in the same town, look at this side again, there is a miserable sense of immediacy. San'er is envious of others, not to mention what, at least he has aura, but the boss doesn't think so.
I remember that not long after the reconstruction of the opposite side a few years ago, San'er was still "standing guard", and saw the boss move the rocking chair to the door, so he sat down. San'er is still moving, I didn't expect the boss to be able to endure hardships with the employees, and I really chose a good boss. Here I secretly swore to do a good job, and there were four or five beautiful girls who came out on the opposite side, with that figure, fat and thin, that temperament, and charming style. Dressed up, all of them would rather be less than less, this exposed arms, that exposed thighs, and made San'er, a little virgin, blush and heartbeat, and was just about to say "goblin", the boss scolded first: "This group of girls is really shameless, they dress like this when they go out, it's just immoral, unethical!" ”
Sure enough, the boss can't tolerate sand in his eyes, although San'er doesn't agree with what the boss said so harshly, but he still gave a thumbs up in admiration, turned his head to look, the boss looked upright, but his mouth was full of saliva, and there was a big puddle of water flowing underground, and he slapped his thigh fiercely while flowing and said: "Bad morals!" ”。
Let's talk about the bull's nose, originally set up a stall on the side of the pretty widow who sold cakes in the town, the front foot just opened and hung the plaque, and the bull's nose on the back foot came, simply set up a platform, put on the pen, ink, paper, inkstone, standing with Huang Fan, on which it was written "Count the heavens and the earth, know the people and know the fate" signed "The first person to count the blind in the cool view", wearing Taoist clothes, wearing sunglasses, the gossip plate in the palm of the left hand, and the twist of the right hand. For this name, you have to count it. took advantage of the fact that the boss didn't see it and ran over secretly, and before he could get to him, the Taoist priest spoke: "It's a young man who came?" San'er was stunned, and sure enough, a veritable master, just by listening to the footsteps, he knew whether I was a man or a woman, so he said even more reverently: "Yes, yes, can you ask the master to calculate my fate." The master didn't speak, but made a gesture, and San'er understood at a glance: "How much does the master calculate a hexagram?" "One hundred taels" "What, I didn't hear clearly. San'er raised a tone, thinking that he had heard it wrong, and the master cleared his throat: "One hundred."
This time I heard it clearly, and San'er was so frightened that he immediately stopped, turned around and ran back, ran out two or three steps, and before he ran far, he heard the conversation behind him, and a delicate female voice asked: "Master, help others do the math, people have been very upset recently." Isn't it counted once a hundred taels? The master said righteously: "One penny at a time." "So cheap? Then you'll have to do the math for me. "Haha" was followed by the master's hearty laughter.
Since then, the master of sunglasses has stopped here, and San'er can see this scene from time to time, the master holds the girl's hand and does not let go, and the girl is shy, "Master, you hold it too tightly." "In this way, you can touch it accurately" "Eh, I said that I would touch my hands, how did I touch my legs." "I'm looking at your legs" "Giggles, it's the first time I've heard that there are legs." Or maybe the master said seriously, "Girl, judging from your appearance, you have a chest disease, and the master will help you recuperate." The girl dodged and dodged "so annoying".
Sometimes San'er wonders if he is a master and does something that ordinary people can't see through, and walks a different path than ordinary people. As a result, in the heavy rain a long time later, San'er saw the so-called "blind arithmetic master" neatly packing up his business, shouting "borrow" while evading and disappearing into the crowd, only to understand that the blind arithmetic master is actually not blind. And by chance, looking at the plaque opposite, San'er also understood why the master wanted to set up a platform here.
The plaque clearly reads "Yihong Mansion"
Which master is the old way of distinguishing the bull's nose.
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