Chapter 021: Man with a Thousand Faces
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Chapter 021: The Man with a Thousand Faces
Hao Liuzhi's home was actually not far from the camp of the archaeological team, Ye Xiaoxuan said to Ye Dajun breathlessly: "No, I've been going back and forth several times tonight, I'm tired, you go first, I'll wait for you here!" ”
Ye Dajun shook his head and said, "No, this black light is blind..."Ye Xiaoxuan smiled evilly at him: "Don't tell me you're still afraid of the dark!" ”
Ye Dajun scolded: "Damn! I'm afraid I'll lose you! Let's go together, what's the matter of leaving you here! Let's go, I'll hold you! As he spoke, he pulled Ye Xiaoxuan up, and walked forward with him half-hugged and half-mixed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Ye Xiaoxuan simply hung his arm around Ye Dajun's neck, put his mouth close to his face, sniffed it hard, and said with a smile: "Brother, what kind of flower water are you rubbing, it smells good!" ”
Ye Dajun wanted to get rid of him, but he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to cheat, so he had to endure his anger and said, "I don't know, just throw it at home and use it!" What are you doing? Ye Dajun grabbed the hand that was touching his chest.
Ye Xiaoxuan said enviously: "Brother, you are strong again!" The pectoral muscles are getting bigger and bigger, and I can't practice like you! ”
Ye Dajun stared at him for a long time, and then he seemed to be enduring some pain, and scolded him in a trembling tone: "Don't talk nonsense, why haven't you walked for a long time!" ”
Ye Xiaoxuan pointed to a tall earthen house next to him and said, "Isn't this it!" As he spoke, he picked up a piece of dirt, threw it from the back window above his head, and hit the glass with a "bang"!
There were no lights in the house, but the windows were opened, and the light of a flashlight shone down, and when he saw Ye Xiaoxuan waving, he shrank back again.
After a while, a black shadow appeared at the window like a monkey, and then grabbed the windowsill with both hands, and his body slowly drooped down, like sitting on a slide, slowly sliding down the wall more than three meters high, without making a sound!
This black shadow is Hao Liuzhi. He is shorter than Ye Xiaoxuan, less than 1.7 meters, and his body is thin, like a stunted child, but his head is extremely big, and the whole person looks very funny, like a big-headed doll in the Yangge team.
Hao Liuzhi grinned and said to Ye Xiaoxuan: "Let's go, just follow me to Widow Liu's Shun Dahua to lead it!" Ye Xiaoxuan asked him strangely: "What about you with a hook?" Hao Liuzhi patted his chest and said, "Take it!" ”
Ye Dajun circled around Hao Liuzhi and asked him strangely: "How big is the hook, is it enough?" ”
Hao Liuzhi looked at Ye Dajun strangely, and Ye Dajun hurriedly said, "Teasing you!" We just want you to go out with us tomorrow and give you the money!" ”
Hao Liuzhi pursed his lips and said, "I'm not going!" That's a game of death, you and I am stupid? Ye Dajun patted his chest and said, "There is me!" Besides, the ships of the archaeological team are all big ships, and there are many people, so what kind of life can they play! ”
Ye Xiaoxuan said to him: "Brother, let me tell him!" Then he walked up to Hao Liuzhi and asked him, "Cow hook earth hook?" ”
Hao Liuzhi: "Cowhook!" Get ready to climb the wall of Widow's Courtyard! Ye Xiaoxuan nodded and said, "Hook the single arm first?" Hao Liuzhi turned his head to look at Ye Dajun and asked Ye Xiaoxuan, "Are you sure?" ”
Ye Xiaoxuan smiled and said, "I've smelled it all night, and it's smelly!" Hao Liuzhi nodded: "Then let's go!" ”
Ye Dajun asked the two strangely in the back: "What did you two say?" I didn't understand a word! Ye Xiaoxuan turned his head and smiled at him mysteriously: "Let's go do something first, it's for tomorrow's ship!" ”
Ye Dajun was interested, and immediately stepped forward and asked him, "What's the matter?" Ye Xiaoxuan turned his head to Hao Liuzhi and asked, "Okay?" Hao Liuzhi unbuttoned his shirt and nodded to him, "Okay!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Ye Xiaoxuan pulled a rope out of Hao Liuzhi's waist, and then circled around him, and before he could react, his arms were firmly tied to his body!
Hao Liuzhi also jumped up and down, and instantly wrapped his whole body tightly! Then with a wave of his right hand, Ye Dajun only felt that his whole body was tight, his legs involuntarily closed together, he stood unsteadily, and fell to the ground with a "bang"!
Although it was a dirt road, he grinned and yelled at Ye Xiaoxuan and Hao Liuzhi: "You two bastards!" Still playing at this time?!"
Ye Xiaoxuan squatted in front of him and smiled, his hands groped on his face, and after a while, there was an extra layer of oil paint in his palm, Hao Liuzhi shone it with a flashlight, and said to Ye Xiaoxuan: "Huh? A man with a thousand faces? It's an easy ointment! ”
Ye Xiaoxuan smiled strangely: "I'll just say that the taste is wrong, it's really a thousand-faced person!" Ye Dajun, who was lying on the ground, stopped struggling, and then realized that he had already been recognized by Ye Xiaoxuan, a stinky boy, and that single arm was referring to him!
"Tell me, who the hell are you? Why are you pretending to be my brother? Ye Xiaoxuan squatted in front of the fake "Ye Dajun", patted his face and asked him.
"Ye Dajun" snorted coldly and asked him rhetorically: "No matter from the appearance, walking posture, plus the voice, I have observed Ye Dajun for a long time, and I feel that it has been nine images, why did you find out so quickly?" ”
Ye Xiaoxuan smiled evilly, blew into his face, and said, "You'd better answer my question first, otherwise you'll suffer!" ”
"Ye Dajun" took a sip and said to Ye Xiaoxuan disdainfully: "You dare to touch me?" One of you is a waste, and the other is a dwarf, and together you don't reach the realm of martial artists, and you still want to move me? Hey! Oops..."
"Ye Dajun" wanted to inhale and contract his body, and then luck broke the rope on his body, but he didn't expect that not only did he not succeed, but he tightened it!
Hao Liuzhi squatted down angrily, slapped him in the face, and yelled at him: "Your grandmother has a leg, who do you say is a dwarf?" Look down on Lao Tzu? Tell you, this is a cow hook, a cow tendon rope, the more you earn, the tighter it gets! ”
"You dare to hit me?" The eyes of the fake "Ye Dajun" seemed to be about to erupt into flames, and he stared at Hao Liuzhi angrily.
Hao Liuzhi also took a bite from his appearance: "Virtue!" Who do you think you are? Still can't fight? I didn't just beat you, but..."
"Ye Dajun" glared at him, and shouted angrily at him: "What else do you want?" I killed you, believe it or not? ”
Hao Liuzhi shuddered, so frightened that he almost sat on the ground, and he shrunk his hands and didn't dare to stretch out again! Ye Dajun was already terrifying, and his eyes were even more like the angry King Kong!
"I want to strip you naked!" Ye Xiaoxuan next to him looked at him with a smile, his hands were not honest, he was messing around on him, and Hao Liuzhi next to him also had goosebumps.
Although this Ye army is fake, it is also a big man! When did this kid like macho men? Quickly stood up and said to Ye Xiaoxuan, "Xuanzi, don't be here, right?" Get him to a place where no one is there first? ”
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