Fang Ze packed up his clothes, and then called the bank to make an appointment to withdraw 500,000 yuan, and as soon as he finished his work, the voice of the system sounded. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"If a customer asks for cash on delivery, do you want to open the cash on delivery service?"

Note: Only more than 5 million goods can open the cash on delivery service, and the use of the cash on delivery service needs to pay an additional 1 million courier fees. ”

"Note: Because the ghost courier hired by the ghost host is not highly intelligent, the cash on delivery service at this stage requires the store owner and the ghost courier to deliver together. ”

Cash on delivery, Fang Ze opened his mobile phone, took a look at the super Taobao store seller system, and naturally found the chat record of the system disguised as the shopkeeper and the customer, and suddenly his expression became exciting.

'SystemDon't you know that the customer is God, and you are so kind to your God, and you still love to buy or not, can this business be good? ’

But the system was as if it was really a manual program, and there was no response to Fang Ze's words.

Well, Fang Ze guessed that the person on the other side should be someone who knew Professor Disraeli, so he typed and replied.

"You can pay on delivery, this function has been opened, you just need to refresh the web page. ”

Zhou Hua over there saw Fang Ze's reply, cut the shopping interface, refreshed the service, and found that there was indeed an option for cash on delivery, but a line of small words was added below the option. (Cash on delivery requires an extra 1 million courier fees.) ）

I'm not asking you to send something to the Mariana Trench, why do you have so much extra courier fees!

Zhou Hua couldn't call the shots, he turned his head to look at Curator Frick and said, "The other party asks that if the goods are paid on delivery, you need to pay an extra one million courier fees." ”

"An extra million dollars?" asked Curator Frick, frowning.

"It's not. Zhou Hua explained, "It's one million soft girl coins, which is about 200,000 Australian dollars." ”

"Well, compared to the 1.2 million Australian dollars thylacine, the 200,000 courier fee is really nothing, promise them. ”

"Where is the delivery address?"

"Just write about museums. Curator Frick said unconcernedly.

Zhou Hua logged in to his Taobao account, then placed an order, filled in the address and the contact number of the museum, and then filled in the recipient as Director Flick, and clicked to confirm the purchase.

Two seconds later, before he had quit Taobao, Taobao Wangwang sent him a message. "Your order has been received, we will deliver the goods to your delivery address in five minutes, please be ready to pay in cash or bank card. ”

Five minutes, are you kidding? Do you think Australia is a convenience store on your doorstep, five minutes away.

Zhou Hua began to have his original impression of this store in his heart, and changed from a liar shop to a store dedicated to spoofing others.

"Hua Zhou, how's it going. Done, can we determine when they will be able to send our thylacines over? Curator Flick asked.

Zhou Hua hesitated for a moment, but decided to tell the truth, "They said they would deliver the goods here in five minutes." ”

"Five minutes?" Captain Flick repeated in a skeptical tone, then said to Dr. Disraeli, "well, it looks like our thylacine is out of play, it's a clumsy and malicious joke, they say they're sending the thylacine in five minutes, and they'll admit they're a spoof in five minutes." ”

Disraeli also heard the conversation between Zhou Hua and Captain Frick, he buried his face deep in the palm of his hand, and said tiredly, "I know Frick, I shouldn't have any hope that the thylacine will not be extinct." ”

"Old friend, don't do this, we can have a cup of tea and talk for a while. Maybe when science and technology develop, the thylacine will return to Australia through replication technology. ”

"I hope so. "Disraeli said don't pay attention to me, I want to be quiet, and don't ask who Jingjing is.

Zhou Hua saw the dullness of the atmosphere, he intended to please the two Australian scientific giants, so he took the initiative to pour coffee for the two, in order to relieve the embarrassment, he said. "Taobao is the largest shopping platform in China, but there are also a lot of various copycat goods and fakes on it. ”

Zhou Hua poured coffee for the two of them and said, "This matter must have nothing to do with my compatriots, although Taobao is from Huaxia, but as you know, Huaxia people have never had a sense of humor, so it is impossible for them to do such a spoof thing." ”

As soon as Zhou Hua finished speaking, suddenly the door of the curator's room was knocked again.

"Come in. ”

"Curator. A bloated receptionist aunt in professional attire walked in and said casually, "There's an Asian guy looking for you outside, saying that the courier you ordered has arrived." ”

Ha?!

Hearing the words of this reception aunt, the three people in the office were stunned for a moment.

Zhou Hua hurriedly looked at the time on his phone, didn't it happen that five minutes had passed.

"Shameless prank!" Captain Flick angrily slammed the table with his hand, believing that this was the next prank plan of the spoof gang, and that it was not necessary that when they opened the case containing the thylacine, they would only see a thylacine doll.

"Alas!" Professor Disraeli just sighed and did not speak, looking completely desperate.

Zhou Hua stood in place, a little embarrassed, and didn't know what to say. He also said just now that his compatriots have no sense of humor and will not make such a bad prank, but the front desk aunt said that it was an Asian waiting outside.

"Doctor, Curator, I'm going to pick up that courier just to be on the safe side, and if it's a prank, I'll get rid of the prankster after warning him. ”

"Go ahead, Hua Zhou, I'm completely at ease with you. Remember, be sure to warn the prank team hard and tell them that there will be a next time, and we will call the police. ”

"Okay. Zhou Hua followed the reception aunt at the front desk to the gate of the museum, and sure enough, he saw an Asian and a hooded man standing there carrying a two-meter-long box.

"Really. Zhou Hua shook his head, "I don't know how to do a prank, a two-meter-long box, which can be filled with something to put people down, is still so easy to carry, it should be an empty box." ”

Zhou Hua walked over and shouted at the two of them in English. "Are you the courier of Fang Ze's Taobao store?"

Fang Ze looked at the English-speaking Asian in front of him, and felt that he did not have the deliberate respectfulness and politeness of Japan and South Korea, and guessed that he was likely to be a compatriot, so he replied directly in Chinese.

"Yes, we are here to deliver the goods, a male thylacine, and we need to pay for it. ”