"Bang Bang!"

Zhang Yunling pressed the mobile phone indiscriminately, just like using Guan Jia's mobile phone before. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhang Yunling pressed the button more than two or three hundred times, making the phone smoke. Obviously, this time Zhang Yunling pressed the mobile phone more forcefully, almost abusing this copycat mobile phone.

However, this copycat mobile phone is really hard, and it just got through.

"Hey, sister, I've got someone!"

"Crack!!" Zhang Yunling finished speaking, and the phone unexpectedly emitted a burst of sparks, burping.

"Gollum!" Guan Jia swallowed hard, and stretched out his hand to take the corpse of the phone.

A woman is a woman, and you can never guess when she gets angry because of something.

This time, Guan Jia was at a loss, he didn't know what trick to use to relieve Zhang Yunling's anger. Because this time he didn't deliberately make Zhang Yunling angry, because this time he really didn't know what the problem was.

When Guan Jia was at a loss, a stream of color flowed from the other side of the mountains, like a rainbow, and a rainbow bridge was built between the mountains.

The real rainbow bridge, the real rainbow bridge made of water vapor condensation and reflection. It's just that the rainbow is so twisted that it seems to have made more than a dozen circles in the mountain stream.

When Guan Jia walked on the rainbow bridge, he realized that this was simply a roller coaster.

In the rainbow body, Zhang Yunling shouted happily, very happy. She didn't seem to be angry anymore, she didn't seem to be angry with Guan Jia anymore.

Because, at this moment, Guan Jia was beside her, grabbing her wrist tightly, Guan Jia's expression was like a frightened husky!

The speed of the rainbow roller coaster is fast, and almost in a few breaths, Guan Jia and Zhang Yunling have come from the far foot of the mountain to this peak in the mountains.

Only by truly standing on the top of this mountain can we truly appreciate the enormity of this mountain.

How big is it? It feels like a combination of more than a dozen Mount Everest! Although Guan Jia doesn't know how big Mount Everest is, he thinks this description is a metaphor for awesomeness.

The houses on the mountain are lined up one after another, built in layers, along the veins and ups and downs of the mountain, which can only be described by Du Mu's "A Fang Gong Fu".

"Five steps on the first floor, ten steps on the pavilion; the corridor waist is back, the eaves are high and pecked; each hugs the terrain, and the hook is intriguing. The long bridge lies on the waves, the clouds are not cloudy, the dragon is empty, and the clouds are not clear, and the high and low are confused, and they do not know the west and the east. (Help you review Ah Fang Gong Fu!)

Zhang Yunling and Guan Jia came to the outside of this magnificent building, and a fairy-like maid greeted them.

Several maids wore simple flowing cloud buns, uniform jade hairpins on their heads, and green earrings like water droplets on their ears. Dressed like a lady-in-waiting for the emperor in ancient times.

And the style of these buildings is also very ancient.

This feeling gives Guan Jia the illusion that he has traveled through thousands of years. It was as if I had returned to the long river of history, and I couldn't help but feel deeply. The world is impermanent, passing by the clouds.

Guan Jia and Zhang Yunling followed the guidance of these maids, walked through the beautiful verandahs, walked through the gardens full of life, and bypassed the elegant wings.

Finally, a loud noise came from a tall wall.

It resembles the walls of a castle, patrolled by guards armed with sharp blades. And these guards are all female soldiers, all of them are heroic, and they are simply women who don't let their eyebrows go!

The red lacquer door opened, and Guan Jia and Zhang Yunling entered it.

"Wow!!"

A wave of cheers and applause came, which felt like the 2008 Olympic Games, when the prince of gymnastics, Li Ning, was strolling on the bird's nest with a torch, and all eyes were focused on Guan Jia and Zhang Yunling.

"Next, I would like to invite the special guest of this time, Mr. Guan Jia, the arrival of the human plane, to enter the !!."

A host wearing a bunny girl costume with a hot body held the microphone and raised his hand to Guan Jia.

The entire space instantly darkened, and all the lights in the sky gathered together, enveloping Guan Jia and Zhang Yunling.

I didn't expect me to be so popular! Guan Jia was so happy, he raised his arms and waved them, just like all the big stars greet their fans.

Guan Jia began to walk forward, and the light kept hitting him.

Zhang Yunling let go of him, "Go, this is your stage!"

I can't dance!! The corners of Guan Jia's mouth twitched, in this kind of high-profile situation, he felt that it was a routine, maybe the host would ask him to perform a show for everyone next.

"Smack!!" However, Guan Jia didn't take a few steps and suddenly felt a softness under his feet.

Bow your head and take a look! Damn, shit!! There's shit in the center of the stage!!

"Oh my God!!Look, he's stepped on shit!!"

"Fuck it!, no, such obvious shit can be stepped on!?"

"Sure enough, it's a man with shit luck!"

"He looks like a dick, but he's so rampant!Who gave him the courage!?"

The crowd in the stands was full of discussions.

"Shhhhh

"it! Is it that if you put it on the immortal cultivation plane, it will become a character like Wang Lu, the protagonist of "Once Upon a Time There Was a Spirit Sword Mountain"? Just like the Heavenly Spirit Root that Wang Lu has?"

Does it mean that he is innocent in his thoughts?"

"Ahhh......h His mind is almost unevil!"

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“……”

"Please take a seat with Mr. Guan Jia!!" the host of the bunny girl beckoned to Guan Jia, smiled and pointed to a position above the stands.

It was the center of the judges' seats, because there were already several judges sitting on either side of the seats.

Why did Guan Jia know at a glance that these people were judges?

A woman's hair looks like ramen noodles and a bow, and her whole face looks like a poached egg.

The other woman looks like braised pork. What does braised pork look like? Actually, it's the kind of braised meat sauce-colored skin, and the whole person has a feeling of braised meat, as if there is really a flame outside the body. Because the surroundings of her body are made of high-temperature insulated materials.

There is also a woman who looks like ...... Like chopsticks, can you believe it? The reason why I don't use the compass here is because it's a competition for super chefs. She looks like Lu Xun's second sister-in-law of Tofu Xi Shi Yang depicted in "Hometown".

Above the judges' seat, there is a wide protruding attic, on which the beautiful Zhang Qianwei sits.

Guan Jia looked around, and was immediately confused. He felt that after coming to the face-to-face marriage agency, he had been in a state of confusion.

Because he didn't see any ladders, of course, in this big world, taking the stairs is too low, but he can't see any portals either.

Later, he instantly realized that this was deliberately making things difficult for him and giving him a disgrace. Because he doesn't know any space movement spells at all.

However, he never expected that in the end, Guan Jia would rely on his own strength to sit on the judges' seat.

This time, it was no longer Guan Jia who was stunned, but all the people present, including the high, lonely and arrogant empress Zhang Qianwei.