Chapter 147: Granite
Huang looked at this demon masochism in horror, and thought in his heart: "Such a big force, it's even greater than the strength of the big black, isn't it? Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"These bastards!
Lao Tzu taught you kung fu and cleaned up the monsters for you, if there was no Lao Tzu on top, the nine-headed dragon would have trampled you to death that year! Lao Tzu built a city for you, and Lao Tzu helped you to suppress the Warrior Association, without Lao Tzu, you can be comfortable for so many years......"
Deserted with his broken thoughts.
After about two hours, the general probably couldn't scold any new tricks.
"You really haven't heard of the name of the god of war granite?" he turned his head, his eyes fixed on Ara's eyes, and if he sensed the slightest falsehood, he could have twisted Ara's neck right away.
"Hmm!" said ridiculously.
"Ahh
"I haven't heard of it. "Wild.
"What about the 'Dragon Slaying Hero Granite', 'Robbing the Rich and Helping the Poor Granite', 'Green Forest Little Overlord Granite', 'Crackling Granite', 'Street Fighter Granite', 'Heroic Granite of Gabang Village'?"
"I didn't listen. over, one. All. Didn't listen. Pass. ”
Granite stopped talking, squatted on the ground, and when he didn't get up, the general turned into a bare-chested monkey again, and then reduced to a "beer barrel".
"I didn't expect Lao Tzu I to be famous......" just said this, "No!" Granite suddenly thought of something.
The magical "swish" of the "beer barrel" and the magical "swish" have to "dress up", subverting the perception of the absurd and becoming a general.
General: "Tell me honestly, whose name is everyone mentioning on the Savage Continent now?"
"Huh, what do you mean?"
"I ask you, who is the most famous in the Wild Continent right now?" Granite explained angrily.
"Huh?
"I'm asking you! Who is the strongest in the mainland! Can you surpass the prestige of my granite!" How strong is the granite roar? That is, after receiving the sound signal, the eardrum of the wild has successfully burst, and the blood has not yet flowed down the ear porch to the root of the ear, and before the wild has time to cry out in pain, it has been cured by the spring of death under the soles of the feet. Araku felt a restless tingling coming from his head,
"I knew there was a man named Francis in Aryan City! everybody was afraid of him!" roared back to Granite.
"Francis???I haven't heard of it. Granite was stunned for a moment, looking at the desolate expression as if it was fake, "What kind of profession is he?" Granite roared
"How do I know? He's a big devil anyway! Oh, he's a magician! I've seen him fly!"
"Can fly? What's so great about being able to fly! A great magician or above can fly, and it's easier for me to pinch a great magician to death than to pinch an ant to death!"
Roar back: "When will he pee on your head?"
"You idiot, I'll give you an analogy!" Granite then exclaimed, "What's so great about him?"
"I don't know, anyway, my high-level warrior friends, great magician friends, have been bullied by him very badly, and they can't take revenge!"
"Oh, let me think. Granite thought about it while muttering: "A magician who can easily defeat a great mage, then it must not be a mage?" Although the level of the mage is one level higher than that of the great mage, most of them have no attack power.
Hmph, it turned out to be a great magister. Hum. Granite snorted coldly, and then shouted: "If Quill Lao Tzu was still jealous of him back then, an ordinary great magister? Hmph! Who is Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu is a granite who can't be killed!" He smashed the jewel-encrusted helmet into the water, and the helmet was shattered into pieces.
"The great magic guide of the junior actually dared to ride on Lao Tzu's head to pee, and it was against the sky!" The granite roar scared the magic elements away.
Arashi couldn't stand the constant tingling in his ears and eyes: "You can't do it if you don't shout!"
"Lao Tzu is happy! Lao Tzu is such a gentleman!" Granite suddenly became happy: "You kid, you came at the right time!"
Ara: "?"
"God give me a chance, let Lao Tzu be behind for five hundred years, and become famous again!" Granite laughed slyly, looking at the pink and tender skin: "Although you have no skills, but you are not a human body! It is really a good material for practicing martial arts!"
Ara: "You don't shout, don't you shout and can't speak?"
Granite looks at this kid now, and he is pleasing to the eye everywhere, and he doesn't care about his offense: "Boy, do you want to be famous through the ages and become a big hero like your Granite Master?"
Ara: "Quietly, what do you say?"
Granite was patient: "I said, I'll teach you kung fu, you go back and beat that bullshit Francis down, and then tell everyone that you are my granite apprentice, your kung fu is taught by me, although you are already invincible in the world, and you have beaten all the enemies away, but your skill is less than one thousandth of that of your teacher, oh no, one in ten thousand!"
"What's the matter? You be quiet!"
"Oh roar roar roar! That's it!" Granite clapped his hands and laughed, he really admired his wisdom and martial arts.
It's so bitter now, and my brain is about to be shaken out: "It hurts to death, you are quieter!"
"Hahahaha! Happy for the teacher! Hahahahaha! The loud voice shows the demeanor of a master as a teacher! Hahahaha, I'm amazing! Hahahahaha! Good apprentice, learn from the teacher hahahaha!"
"You ......" was so shocked that his heart was damaged, his mouth spat blood, and "poof" splashed granite, silver and shiny cuirass blood.
"Hahahahaha! Happy for the teacher!Hahahaha!Good apprentice!Hahahahahaha!Hahaha!Haha
Huang Yangtian spurted out two catties of blood and fainted in the spring of death.
"Apprentice, apprentice, wake up, wake up!" the granite roar woke up the wilderness from its stillness.
Yes, that's right, it's settled, and Granite took advantage of the desert to sleep and put him in a posture for practice.
Araku opened his eyes and stared warily at the shape of the granite mouth.
It's better to be mentally prepared than to be stunned suddenly.
"In vain!" shouted Granite
"Huh?" "Arazuo looked at the right, there were two of them here, "You called me?"
"Of course I'm calling you, good boy!" said Granite, who sat happily on a tall rock in the center of the spring, sitting upright, with his waist straight and his eyes half-squinted.