Chapter 244: Thank you, the eight million ancestors of the elves
As soon as Kalia finished speaking, there was already an elf holding an iron box coming up, and inside the iron box was a thing the size of a half-palm, a bit like a white fat caterpillar, and at first glance, it would even feel a little cute. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Of course, I think it's because this garbage insect looks like a caterpillar in the second dimension, not in the third dimension.
Kalia took the iron box and put it in front of Fang Ze, then took a tree root and threw it in the bamboo cage, the garbage insect saw the branch, and immediately pounced, and gnawed the entire branch in less than three seconds.
"The garbage worm eats everything but iron utensils, that is, he eats everything but iron, and it is said that he was originally invented to help elves dig iron ore, because he will eat everything in iron ore except iron dust. ”
"Can't you kill it with magic?" Fang Ze looked at the garbage insects and said curiously, "Is it because these insects breed too fast to kill them all?"
"It's not just that. "When the garbage worm is killed, it explodes with a large amount of demonic liquid, which is extremely easy to ignite and burn, and cannot be extinguished even by water. ”
"Devil liquid?" Fang Ze asked Kalia curiously.
"Hmm. Kalia snapped her fingers as she spoke, only to see that the garbage worm in the tin box exploded on the spot, and a large amount of black liquid flowed out of the garbage insect's body, which soon filled most of the tin box, which looked more than ten times larger than the volume of the trash insect, about 500 milliliters. ”
Kalia ignited a flame in her fingertips, and she flicked the flames into the tin box, and the black liquid on her fingertips immediately began to burn and emit an unpleasant smell.
Fang Ze smelled the temperature, but his face showed a happy expression.
This smell is like the smell of burning petroleum products.
Fang Ze raised his eyes and looked at the worried group of people in the tent, and he couldn't wait to jump up and sing the national anthem on the spot.
This thing, you call it a garbage bug, and when it is brought to the earth, it is not an exaggeration to call it a golden bug.
Eat everything, right, China's tens of billions of tons of garbage every year are enough for you to eat!
Can be automatically divided, right?,Hurry up and split.,After splitting, part of it continues to be raised.,The other part is used to squeeze oil.。
Fang Ze looked at the garbage worm in front of him, then looked at the elves present, and then said, "Can you catch a can of this garbage worm for me, I will bring it back to my world, and then let our magicians find a solution for you?"
"Thank you so much. Decaren looked at Fang Ze and felt that he really wanted to help the elf, and quickly expressed his gratitude.
Fang Ze accepted Decaren's gratitude on the surface, but in his heart he was actually thinking, if this thing is really the same as I thought, then I will thank you elf eight generations of ancestors for more than a billion people in Huaxia, no, no, no, eight generations are obviously not enough, thank you elf eight million ancestors.
"It turns out that there are magicians in your country. Kalia looked at Fang Ze and said, "Why haven't I seen you use magic?"
Because I can only do the membrane method. Fang Ze said silently in his heart.
Of course, he wouldn't say such violent words, so he replied honestly, "The magicians in our country are generally called scientists, which are different from your magicians. ”
After less than ten minutes, the elves sent Fang Ze a tin can containing more than fifty garbage worms.
Dicaren looked at Fang Ze seriously and said, "You must remember that as long as this kind of insect has something to eat, it will reproduce very quickly, so any garbage insect must be kept in a prison and must be packed in an iron utensil, once one is lost, the consequences will be catastrophic." ”
Fang Ze nodded to indicate that he understood. After all, this kind of thing is not absent on the earth, and the most famous is the Australian rabbit.
If any of the Virgins of China dared to run in front of the Australians and say, "Tutu is so cute, how can you eat Tutu." ”
This Australian will definitely reply to you: "is not cute, why don't you eat." ”
In the days after the rabbits entered Australia, the first mission of each Australian government was to eradicate rabbits.
In order to exterminate the rabbits, the Australians have made the move of putting barbed wire on every piece of grass, which is an epic miracle like the Great Wall in ancient times.
After getting this garbage bug, Fang Ze first took out the camera, and then used a garbage bug to recreate the process of Kalia demonstrating the characteristics of the garbage bug to him just now, and filmed it all, and attached a Chinese explanation.
Then Fang Ze asked Kalia to find a safe place for himself, and he used the directional plane teleportation card to teleport back to Earth with Jörmungad.
The first thing he did when he came to the earth, Fang Ze called Jiao Ya and asked Jiao Ya to hurry over.
Jiao Ya received a call from Fang Ze, thinking that Fang Ze had brought something terrible and needed her to wipe her ass, so she hurried over.
Pushing open the door of Fang Ze's study, the anxious Jiao Ya saw Fang Ze sitting on a leather chair like an uncle, with his legs high on the table, wearing sunglasses, and next to him, Jörmungandr was also wearing a maid outfit, holding a fruit salad plate for Fang Ze to poke fruit with a toothpick to eat.
In fact, the correct solution should be that Jörmungard was holding an ashtray next to him, and then Fang Ze smoked the cigar cigarette that he bought from Cuba and rubbed on the girls' laps, and flicked the ash into the ashtray.
But Fang Ze doesn't smoke, so he can only pretend to be forced like this, although the method of pretending to be forced is different, but he can't lose at all in terms of momentum, Jay Chou's bar can pretend to be forced when he drinks milk, and Fang Ze can naturally pretend to be forced when he eats salad.
"Yo, this is Uncle Cheng. Jiao Ya looked at Fang Ze like this, she was angry, she was in such a hurry to come over, she was afraid that something would happen, and Fang Ze was pretending to be an uncle here.
Fang Ze took off his sunglasses with an arrogant expression and said to Jiao Ya, "Xiao Jiao is here, sit down, there is a bench there." ”
Jiao Ya glanced at Fang Ze's bench opposite the study, it was a boxy small horse-style bench, Jiao Ya estimated that she would sit on it, I was afraid that it was not as high as Fang Ze's table.
"I have something to say, I'm busy, I don't have time to mess around with you. Jiao Ya still looked cold.
Fang Ze didn't say a word, and threw a tablet to Jiao Ya, Jiao Ya caught the tablet and found that it was a video, so Jiao Ya clicked on the playback.
Fang Ze clapped his hands, so that Ye Mengjia didn't have to take the fruit plate, he now felt that his act of eating fruit was too stupid, it was better to pinch his shoulders instead.
But the dragon king of Jörmungad is obviously very dissatisfied with Fang Ze's pretending to be a villain, and the two salesmen pinched Fang Ze's shoulders, and with a force, Fang Ze, who was in pain, almost didn't jump up on the spot.
Fang Ze hurriedly sat up straight, turned his head to look at Ye Mengjiad, this girl had a smile on the corner of her mouth, obviously trying not to let herself laugh.
At this time, Jiao Ya had already finished watching the video, and the whole person began to pant continuously, and her chest fell together, and Fang Ze was afraid that Jiao Ya would collapse the third button of her shirt.