Volume 1 Float Chapter 63 Squeezing the Snot Girl
Doing undercover and not touching women, that's a joke told in a fake big and tall film and television drama. If you really do such an undercover job, you can still deal with a small job in the short term, and if you dare to play pure in a big case like this that you have to go undercover for a long time, the result will be a corpse on the street every minute. Puritans and gentlemen can't do this. Gu Tianyou has never been a fuel-efficient lamp. I already had this realization when I decided to accept this task.
But after all, there must be a bottom.
Xu Xiaoman is not a Fengyue girl with a few red lips, she is pure and lovely, kind and innocent, and at the same time she is also the daughter of the police legend and martyr Xu Deaf.
Ren Qiushi and Gu Tianyou discussed the rivers and lakes with Gu Tianyou, and Gu Tianyou's army. insisted on forcing Gu Tianyou and Xu Xiaoman to round the house.
Gu Tianyou really couldn't prevaricate, so he had to use a delaying tactic: "The stakes are very high, you have to be prepared, right?" ”
Ren Qiushi categorically refused: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, just today, you are the second leader of my abduction gang." ”
Gu Tianyou said again: "Then tomorrow night, this little beauty has already hooked up my gluttony today." As he spoke, he pulled the little girl next to him into his arms and kissed him, and praised him: "Brother's meeting gift is really too much for my brother's appetite." ”
Ren Qiushi smiled dryly and said: "In this case, it is better for the brothers to kill two birds with one stone, comb this small one first, and then go to have a round house with the younger siblings." ”
Lying in the groove, this is called moving stones and hitting the feet. The strategy of delaying the army did not play well, and new debts were added if the old debts were not repaid. Gu Tianyou suddenly felt that one head and two big. Xu Xiaoman is the daughter of Xu Deaf, can't be touched, isn't this little girl an innocent daughter of a good family? If she is a wanderer, as long as she doesn't refuse, Gu Tianyou doesn't mind being romantic.
"Brother, shouldn't you be able to do it?"
Gu Tianyou really wanted to say that this was the case, but it is estimated that as soon as these words came out, Ren Qiushi had to turn his face on the spot. This is a water thief crossing the river to play with dogs, and the old sparrow is shaking in front of him, and he really treats Master Ren as a compassionate monk.
When things come to an end, you can only take one step at a time, and you can only take it down and see how to adapt to it after meeting Xu Xiaoman.
Gu Tianyou stubbornly said: "Since the elder brother is gracious, the elder brother has no choice but to be disrespectful and laugh at the elder brother's hospitality." ”
Ren Qiushi laughed: "The younger brother is a young man, and he is worthy of being a member of my generation, so I will let people arrange it for you." ”
Gu Tianyou made a request: "Can you start with Xu Xiaoman first?" ”
Ren Qiushi smiled knowingly and said: "My brother is afraid that this little girl will lose his fire, and he will show his stuffing when he has a round with his younger siblings, right?" ”
Gu Tianyou arched his hand and said: "Trouble my brother to find a clean place, brother may have to eat here for a long time in the future, I still want to keep this face, if the brothers in the gang see it, it will not be conducive to my future service, won't it be bad for you brother?" ”
Ren Qiushi nodded understandingly: "Don't worry, my brother understands these rules, and I promise that I won't broadcast your relationship with my younger siblings live." Then he smiled again and said, "Brother, don't you want to do thunder and not rain and tease my old brother?" ”
"How can it, don't say that I don't have this heart, brother, even if I really have this plan, I can't hide it in front of my brother's eyes like a torch."
Ren Qiushi snorted lightly: "It's good to know." ”
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The room with neat walls has a bamboo couch and a light gauze curtain, and a few candles are embellished.
Ren Qiushi was good at talking, and he didn't do anything in the room. In fact, this old ghost is really moved by the heart of love. And there is basically no doubt about Gu Tianyou. Those Jianghu incision whispers may be mastered by knowledgeable old investigators, but at Gu Tianyou's age, he will naturally not be an old investigator. Although he has already made a judgment, he is still a little uneasy. It's the fact that Xu Xiaoman is still innocent.
Gu Tianyou is still thinking about how to get through the current level. As soon as the door opened, Xu Xiaoman hurriedly walked in. Seeing Gu Tianyou, he was stunned for a moment, and then burst into tears. Step over and grab Gu Tianyou, beat and beat, and said vigorously, where did you go, everyone is afraid of death.
The whole process was done in one go, and the crying was quite like that, and it seemed that the play was not bad.
Gu Tianyou listened attentively to the movements around him, and said after being sure that the partition wall had no ears: "No need to pretend, no one listens and no one monitors." Then he asked, "What about Lao Geng?" Have you been with you all these days? ”
Xu Xiaoman nodded and said, "Uncle Geng said that they must be looking for me because you came, and let me come over and cry with you first." ”
Gu Tianyou nodded, the old sullen man was still reliable. looked at the simple and enthusiastic Xu Xiaoman, and wanted to tell her about it, but it was a little difficult to say.
Xu Xiaoman looked at the bamboo couch, looked around again, was silent for a while, and suddenly asked, "What do they mean by arranging the two of us in one room?" ”
"Guess what."
"I can't guess, since I was a child, I can't think about things that are too beautiful, and I wake up when I think about it."
"I wonder what you're talking about about something too beautiful?"
Xu Xiaoman lowered his head and was silent, his face was red, adding a little charm.
Gu Tianyou coughed and stiffened: "I have almost gained Ren Qiushi's trust, and now I am just one link away from getting more opportunities to contact secrets and free activities." ”
Xu Xiaoman blinked his eyes wide, quite perceptive: "This link is related to me?" ”
Gu Tianyou nodded: "Ren Qiushi is an old man, and there is a small flaw in you that makes him feel uneasy, so he wants to force me to do something that you are reluctant to do." ”
Xu Xiaoman rolled his eyes and blurted out: "What if I am willing?" ”
Gu Tianyou's worries could not be dispelled: "You know what I'm talking about, you just say that." ”
Xu Xiaoman lowered his head, his face was red, and he whispered: "I'm twenty-three, and I'm not a fool." ”
Gu Tianyou still hesitated: "Do you know that I have a girlfriend?" ”
"All I know is that I haven't had a boyfriend yet." Xu Xiaoman looked down at his toes, a pair of snow-white and slender feet. It hasn't been appreciated by a man yet.
"How can this be, your own conditions are so good." Gu Tianyou looked at her, pure and lovely, how could such a girl be chased by no one?
"I'm the daughter of a hero, the criminal police in Qinzhou are either my uncle or my brother, since middle school, no bad boy dares to talk to me, write me love letters, and then I was escorted to the police academy, the first day the white team came to the school to see me, then Uncle Guan and Senior Brother Ding, and then there is no then, everyone knows, no matter how bad or good my grades are, it doesn't matter, the assignment is a foregone conclusion, since then every girl is very good with me, and it will not be particularly good, most of the boys respect me and keep their distance from me, Occasionally, one or two who wanted to approach me were also defeated for fear of affecting the assignment of work. ”
"Maybe they didn't want to be with you for a long time, and they withdrew for fear of taking responsibility."
"Yes, they all feel that falling in love with me is too stressful, like an adventure that can only succeed and not fail, everyone doesn't know what the future holds, but they all know very well that if anyone hurts me, they don't want to get mixed up in this business."
"I'm probably not afraid of this, but I'm afraid of hurting you."
"What if I don't care about being hurt by you?" She took a step forward, and Chanel's coat fell gently to the ground.
"I'm not the kind of person you see." Gu Tianyou felt that there might be other ways to solve the current problem.
"All I value about you is the surface." Xu Xiaoman unbuttoned her short skirt.
Smooth shoulders, beautiful neck, snow-white body, a pair of plump chests hidden in the light green bust, like a pair of naughty bunnies about to come out, flat and toned lower abdomen, small underwear of the same color as the bust, and even a few suspicious hairs drilled out at the edges, black bright and healthy color.
Gu Tianyou took a deep breath, raised his head, and tried not to look at her: "I'm pretty sure I can't give you what you want." ”
"If I just want a good sex dripping at once. What about the tide? She unbuttoned her bust and took another step forward, almost with her face pressed to ask, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”
Gu Tianyou wrapped his hands around her slender waist and looked at her seriously: "What about after that?" ”
A flash of joy flashed on Xu Xiaoman's face: "Maybe tomorrow the two of us will die, who cares?" ”
Gu Tianyou grabbed her dishonest little hand: "What if you can't die?" Get out of here, come home, in front of your mother, how are you going to face her? ”
"Gu Tianyou, you are really not a gentleman, I dare to say that the belt of my pants is looser than yours, what? Am I responsible for sleeping with you once? Xu Xiaoman withdrew his hand, but simply took off the last restraints on his body, closed his eyes and lay down on the bamboo couch with his arms open, his legs split into a big character.
"This is what you asked for, you really treat Lao Tzu as Liu Xia Hui." Gu Tianyou's tone was fierce.
No longer hesitated, tore off his shirt in three or two times, took off his pants, and pressed it up.
"Ahh It hurts, move it, rest assured, it's not so squeamish. ”
When everything was calm, Xu Xiaoman shrank in Gu Tianyou's arms. On the neck, in front of the chest, there was a red tide everywhere that had not yet faded after being extremely excited, and the whole body was trembling slightly.
"It's really great." She stroked Gu Tianyou's scratched chest with her little hand, her fingertips ran over the injured part of her shoulder, and said quietly: "This was left by my girlfriend?" ”
"Hmm." Gu Tianyou grabbed the naughty little hand: "She bites, you catch people, it's not a fuel-efficient lamp." ”
Xu Xiaoman bit his lip: "I'm actually very good at biting." As he spoke, he glanced downward. Said: "Didn't you say you could shoot?" Why is yours still like this? Is it because I'm not as good as her? ”
"It's not." Gu Tianyou solemnly: "It is I who need to maintain a high degree of concentration and complete physical strength. ”
"I feel like I've suffered a loss, and the blood and water have flowed so much that I haven't squeezed out the snot under you."
This quote comes from a well-known joke. Gu Tianyou had heard it more than once in the trumpet, but she didn't expect that she had also heard the story of a silly girl squeezing her nose. I couldn't help but say, "Why don't you give you another chance to see if you can squeeze it out?" ”
"Forget it, my legs are weak and my back is sore, I'm afraid I won't be able to stand it, so I'll clean you up when I wake up and my strength has recovered." Xu Xiaoman hugged Gu Tianyou's arm and said, "I'm so excited, I can't sleep, talk to me with me." ”
Gu Tianyou was a little embarrassed: "If you let Dai Xiaolou know about this matter today, you can kill me with a gun." ”
"Hee-hee, no." Xu Xiaoman frowned slightly, a little worried: "But when you say this, I think of someone, but I must not let him know about today's incident." ”
"Who? More fierce than Team Dai? ”
"My brother, Xu Xiaofeng, the captain of the 722 Special Operations Team of the Armed Police Headquarters, nicknamed Xu Maniac, the five-time champion of the three-armed military competition and the only full-score individual champion in the international gendarmerie special police competition, when I was in middle school, a boy from outside the school blocked me, and I was deaf by his punch, how is it, are you afraid?"
Xu Xiaoman's tone was full of pride, and she could hear that she admired her brother very much, just like all girls worship their father. Fifteen years ago, the siblings lost their father. Gu Tianyou imagined that she was only eight years old back then, and her brother, who was four years older than her, was only twelve years old, her mother was sick and bedridden for many years, and the brother and sister depended on each other.
Xu Xiaoman's mood was a little mixed, and then he said a lot of things about his brother. It's like a reminder of something.
My brother is very sacred and great, but the best he does is only take the role of a father, and in fact he was just a child at that time, and he couldn't do the best at all.
Xu Xiaoman will grow up, my fair lady and gentleman are good, and girls need boys to ask for when they are pregnant with spring, however, there is a mountain between Xu Xiaoman and the boys. Exercising his father's duty to drive away all suspicious bad boys. And countless times more free time than most fathers. This girl has never been in love, but she needs love so much. Perhaps that's why she's so proactive and almost humble tonight.
Gu Tianyou sighed in his heart, and said with a smile: "It's too late to be scared now, and I have done everything that should be done or not." ”
"If you're scared, just be nice to me." Probably realizing that this sentence was a bit inconsistent, Xu Xiaoman immediately explained: "I mean you have to behave well in this place, leave here, you are still you, I am still me." ”
"You don't have to, you can call me anytime you need me when you get out of here."
"It's so good, aren't you afraid that she will be jealous?"
"Eat it, you are all right, just blame me for being too greedy." Gu Tianyou turned over, lay on his back, and said: "Everyone has the freedom to love and be loved, I met others first, and then I met you, this is the only difference between you and her." ”
"So you like me too?" She looked happy: "I spent so much money on you a while ago, and I always felt empty in front of you, but now it's okay, it turns out that you covet my beauty so much so good to me." With that, he yawned heavily.
Gu Tianyou gently slapped her round buttocks: "Go to sleep." ”
"No, do it again, and I won't believe I can't squeeze out your snot."
PS: Before going out in the morning, my mother said to the silly girl: I will go out for one day and come back in the evening, if someone bullies you, you have to fight back, don't suffer. In the evening, the mother came back and asked the silly girl if she was bullied during the day and suffered a loss. The silly girl said I didn't suffer, you left a young man, he looked at me, I looked at him, he hugged me, I hugged him, he took off my clothes, I took off his clothes, he pricked me with blood, I squeezed out the snot under him.
PS: Six more than 20,000 words a day, sincerity is here!