Chapter 1 Turn on the system!
In the corridor, there was a sound of footsteps in the distance, like iron and stone falling to the ground. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
In the classroom of Class 9 of the fifth year, I don't know who shouted first, "Witch Luo is here!" The noisy classroom instantly became silent.
Luo Xiaoci walked into the classroom with high heels, glanced at the students who were sitting in danger, and showed a standard smile: "Hello students." ”
The voice of the children in the classroom is sparse: "Teacher Luo is so ......"
Luo Xiaoci stepped down from the podium and continued to smile: "In the past two days, the teacher has discovered a very interesting thing, in the homework you handed in last time, there were more than a dozen people who even made the same punctuation mistakes. I copied down the names of all these people and wrote them down on the list. ”
I saw her smiling in the spring breeze, but the children in the classroom could only feel the chill in this hot summer.
Luo Xiaoci continued: "But the teacher gave you a chance, and the students who copied the homework quietly put the five hundred words of review in my office, and I won't say it." If I find out that some of the people on the list have not written a review, then the teacher will have to invite your parents to talk. ”
The children in the classroom secretly raised their little fists in protest, routines! These are all Teacher Luo's routines!
It's fine to be on the list, but if you're not on the list, wouldn't you be a fool!
"Teacher Luo is so bad!"
"How can this be......?"
Luo Xiaoci had already practiced the deaf deaf skills to the fullest, she suddenly stopped, and a little girl with a double ponytail next to her had red eyes and was twitching her shoulders.
Luo Xiaoci thought: "Is this being bullied?" When she got closer, the girl actually hid a book under the table, and the same table quietly pushed the girl several times, but the little girl did not respond.
Luo Xiaoci quickly leaned under the table and pulled out a book, and the little girl screamed.
Luo Xiaoci raised the book in his hand and said, "Don't let me find out in class in the future that you read books other than the textbook." Jiaojiao, write a five-hundred-word review. With that, he took the book and went to the front of the podium.
Forty minutes passed, and as Luo Xiaoci walked out of the classroom after speaking, the low air pressure in the classroom was finally dissipated.
But I vaguely heard the girl who had the book confiscated crying and panting: "Teacher Woo Woo Luo is so terrible, so terrible, so terrible......"
Luo Xiaoci, female, 25 years old, primary school English teacher. commented on her in four words on the campus forum, spicy hands to destroy flowers.
"Uh......" Luo Xiaoci touched her nose, she felt that she was quite kind in addition to being strict, how could she say that she destroyed the flowers of the motherland......
She walked into the office and sat down to look at the novel she had confiscated from Jiaojiao today.
As soon as his eyes touched the title of the book, Luo Xiaoci was black.
The title of the book is: "Gentle County Lord: The Domineering Lord Gently Loves".
Luo Xiaoci: ........................
Can anyone tell her what the schoolchildren are watching right now...... Are all schoolchildren so precocious nowadays......
Luo Xiaoci opened the book with a fluke mood, and only after reading one chapter, Luo Xiaoci said that the whole person was not good.
Who can tell her why the heroine of this novel that her students read is called Luo Ci?
And Luo Ci, as the heroine, is always affectionate and resentful.
A passage from the book:
Luo Ci's crystal clear eyes were full of tears, which were full of endless resentment, and she shook her head with all her might: 'Why, why, why! You always trust that woman, but you don't want to trust me a little! I also have a true heart! And you always trample on me, insult me, and ravage me!'"
Luo Xiaoci thought of Jiaojiao in the class and cried three times in a row: "Teacher Luo is so terrible, so terrible, so terrible!"
It turned out that Jiaojiao's sentence was repeated three times because I learned it from this book.
Luo Xiaoci's bowels were about to break with laughter: "Hahahahaha
However, she found that compared to the female protagonist, the male protagonist's description was ten times more demonic.
The corners of his mouth curled into a wicked smile, and he raised Luo Ci's chin and said with a hint of humor: 'So what! You are just a vicious, lowly, disgusting woman, how can you compare to my kind, gentle, and intelligent Qing'er. She is the bright moon in the sky, and you will always be mud on the earth in the king's heart!'"
Luo Xiaoci: "Ahhh ”
But she didn't laugh soon, this plot is too brain-dead! Luo Xiaoci converted this plot with the 818 that he usually watches on the sticker, that is: The male protagonist is a prince, and he originally had a confidant sister, and the two were in love with each other, but the male protagonist was given marriage to the female protagonist.
Then,The male protagonist is a brain-dead who speculates on the female protagonist maliciously.,And then every day I come up with all kinds of inexplicable things to toss the female owner.,Ah! But our female protagonist is how strong and unyielding her character is, and what a tenacious white lotus out of the water! In the case that the male protagonist treats her like this,In the case that she is seriously ill and is supporting the wind and weak willows,But she still persists on the front line of the house fight! What a strong heroine!
After sighing, Luo Xiaoci began to want to spray her. Then the female protagonist was attracted by the male protagonist's domineering (Luo Xiaoci, who has turned on the super fighter troll mode: WTF? Hasn't he been abusing you??), the female protagonist fell in love with the male protagonist.
Then they started the classic bloody drama of "I love you, you not only don't love me, but you also whip me, make an abortion, strangle me, and after fake death, you love me, I don't love you, but in the end I still love you"!
It's all like this, and it's still HE! This heroine shakes M!
I don't know if it's because the heroine is called Luo Ci, Luo Xiaoci insisted on reading it, and after reading it, she just wanted to say: "The garbage male protagonist is a garbage article!"
The male and female protagonists are both brain-dead.,But in comparison, the male protagonist is simply brain-dead.、Middle two、Scum to the highest level of the supreme ancestor!In addition to having a demonic and moving and impeccable appearance (this description is excerpted from the original text of "Gentle County Lord: Domineering Prince Light Love") has no merits...............
Luo Xiaoci sighed in his heart: However, even so, there are a bunch of people in the article who like the male protagonist...... In the novel, even if these girls are Yan Kong, they still have to pay attention to the connotation......
This kind of man should go to the orthopedic department.
Luo Xiaoci firmly believes that connotation is more important than the outside.
She was filled with righteous indignation, obviously this kind of novel is a spicy hand to destroy the flowers, the three views of destroying the delicate and young flowers of the motherland!
Well, Luo Xiaoci admitted that he was too excited.
She had spent an afternoon spraying this book, which was a complete waste of her time.
I don't know if it's too serious, Luo Xiaoci leaned on the chair, and suddenly felt exhausted, she closed her eyes, and fell asleep.
In the darkness, a standard mechanical sound sounded in Luo Xiaoci's ears.
["Super Troll" achievement √]
["Idle Eggs" achievement achieved √]
["Resentment Explosion" achievement has been achieved√]
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