Chapter 15 Here comes the consistent urine nature of this book
Mr. Fausto was back in the afternoon. In the depths of the ocean, there is little sunlight to be seen, but it seems natural for people to know the time. Could this astonishing skill have been acquired over a long period of time? This makes me a little envious. After hearing this, Tanigawa lazily said that anyone can know the time as long as they have a watch. From this point of view, I feel that she must be a person who does not know how to be romantic.
Mr. Fausto and the captain of the guard explained the reason for the troupe's visit, but the captain of the guard still seemed dissatisfied. He took his men to inspect all the belongings and stage decorations of the actors over and over again, and finally gave permission to perform. Counting the logistics staff, there are nearly fifty people in the troupe. The presence of so many people may be enough to make the captain of the guard nervous. It is said that such a large troupe is actually rare, so Mr. Fausto also invited Viscount BraganΓ§a to come back to watch. Unfortunately, Viscount BraganΓ§a is going to have dinner with the royal family today, and he will stay in the palace for the night.
Although there were some regrets, we were still happy to see the show. Everyone had a light dinner first, so that they could have some refreshments while watching the show alone. Tanigawa and Kiyomi began to taunt each other again, as usual, while I took care of them by the side. Mr. Fotos was discussing the performance with the troupe's master, and the support staff and the servants in the villa began to help set up the scene. The captain of the guard, with his seamen soldiers, supervised it all menacingly.
The show began in this wonderful atmosphere.
I've also learned a little bit about drama in some of the previous reincarnations, and this one didn't make me feel much new. The story is simply a tyrannical king who wants to wage war against his neighbors. The king had numerous powerful troops, and the situation in the neighboring countries became precarious. Fortunately, winter came, and the king temporarily abandoned the expedition due to the weather, and decided to continue next year. Panicked among the neighbors, they finally decided to send an assassin disguised as a maid to infiltrate the king's side and assassinate him. As long as the tyrannical king is killed, then the war can end. After the Assassin managed to infiltrate, he fell in love with the king by accident. In the end, the Assassins gave up on assassinating the king, and instead persuaded him to stop the invasion through love.
In terms of ending, it is very complete. However, for us who have been bombarded with a lot of modern TV series, it seems a bit old-fashioned. After a while, Tanigawa became lethargic. For someone like her, who is far more rational than emotional, this drama must be boring. Kiyomi stuffed a lot of refreshments into her mouth. When the drama entered the most conflicting high dynasty, my sister was actually eating a lot, which really made me a little embarrassed. However, I didn't have much of a sense of the plot myself, but it was Miss Assassin who caught my attention in the form of a maid. If anything, it's just because Miss Assassin is so beautiful. Although most of her body was wrapped in a heavy maid outfit, it still couldn't hide her flower-like beauty. I felt that I suddenly understood the king, and if I met such a gorgeous lover, it would be okay for me to give up everything.
"I mean, Kiyomi." I poured Kiyomi tea and said, "Don't you think that assassin is beautiful?" β
"Huh? It's very beautiful. Kiyomi said with a nonchalant face, "So what's the matter?" β
"I really want to meet this actor and talk!"
"Where are you from?" Kiyomi looked at me and immediately showed a disgusted expression, "Why do you want to go up and talk to a beautiful actress, it's very disgusting." Although my sister is already disgusting in her usual days, she is now three times more disgusting! β
Disgusting triple hit.
I pressed my flat chest, suppressing the wound in my heart. Today's Kiyomi is still speaking mercilessly. But I succeeded in relying on my brother's strength to turn Kiyomi's criticism and accusations into care and teaching for me. Ah, such a sister is also cute.
But according to common sense, my sister's reaction may be normal. I look like a schoolgirl, but inside I do ...... Man. Seeing a beautiful actress, the young lady wants to come forward and talk to her, and there is no way to do it. With excitement, I waited until the end of the play and the actors bowed to us. There may not be as many people in the villa who watch them perform as there are members of their troupe, and maybe they don't play very energetically. After the actors' curtain call, they will go behind the scenes. The captain of the guard, along with the seaman soldiers, supervised them to clean up the stage set, and seemed to immediately drive the actors out of the villa.
Seeing this, I quickly stopped Mr. Fausto. I feel like I've been getting more and more dependent on Mr. Fausto lately. No way, because Mr. Fausto can do anything.
"You mean you want to meet the actors?" Mr. Fausto listened to my request and thought for a while.
"Is that so?"
"If it's your wish, we'll grant it." "Unfortunately, though. The actor you wanted to see as the Assassin went to the bathroom. β
"Huh? Got the toilet? β
I was taken aback. How can it be! How can the young lady still go to the toilet, there must be something wrong with this. Didn't my friends on the forum tell me that idol ladies don't excrete and are pure and immaculate?
"The captain of the guard doesn't like people from outside to stay here too much." Mr. Fausto said distressedly, "It has been accommodating to let him go to the toilet." If he knew you still wanted to meet this actor, I think he would have stopped him. β
I see, the captain of the guard did seem to hate the "inferior", and he didn't want the Assassin to stay here for a second. But if I can't leave the villa, I can't meet Miss Assassin outside.
"So what should I do......?"
"Miss, I think I have a suggestion." Mr. Fausto smiled at me, "You might as well go to the toilet and talk to her, as she spends a little bit on the toilet." β
This, that's a really good idea! Was Mr. Fausto a genius?
I immediately accepted the proposal and stood up cheerfully. Kiyomi looked at me, her lips quirming as if muttering. Judging from the expression on her face, it must not be something that makes people feel good. It's true that it's a bit embarrassing to chase stars to the toilet, but the young lady actually doesn't excrete. Even if the young lady goes to the toilet, she is just watching the scenery in the toilet. By the way, Tanigawa pinched a few pearls and fell asleep peacefully. In a way, she may be a very complete waste.
I've been to the toilet in this villa several times. Now everyone is cleaning up the set, so there is no one near the toilet. I probed my head and walked to the toilet. For example, the Palace of Versailles did not have toilets for a long time. It was during the reign of Louis XIV that the Palace of Versailles proudly had its first "English toilet" for the use of the emperor and queen. Fortunately, this villa is very well equipped, otherwise we might have to defecate in the sea. I sighed as I walked to the toilet door. Although I could subtly feel the scent of someone nearby, I was a little hesitant. What if I go in and witness something that makes me disillusioned with my little sister?
No, I have to trust everyone on the forum. The cute young lady and the dead fat house are not the same species at all. The young ladies don't have those dirty organs at all, they come to the toilet just to find a private space to relax! But if this is true, then is it a bit of a failure for me to casually invade the private space that the young lady uses to relax her mind?
While I was struggling with the toilet, I felt a sudden human breath appear behind me. At the same time, something cold was stuck to my throat. I sniffed, as if I smelled a breath of cold steel. I fought countless battles against demons and many evil forces in my samsara, and I immediately understood that someone had put a knife to my neck. The snort of the person behind me was pressed against my ear, and I felt that he seemed nervous. No, I'm not the one who should be nervous? An elementary school girl has been kidnapped by bad guys!
"Don't move, don't make a sound."
Wait a minute, this voice sounds a little familiar to me.
"Excuse me......"
"I told you to keep quiet!"
"I'm not going to shout, I just want to ask you questions."
ββ¦β¦ Then you ask. β
"May I ask if you were the assassin in the performance just now?"
"That's right."
Miss Assassin replied to me, as if she was annoyed from the bottom of her heart. After listening to this, I wanted to laugh but couldn't. What's going on, is the assassin in the drama really an assassin in reality? Become a theatrical actor and infiltrate this heavily guarded palace to carry out assassination activities! Now think about it, asking to go to the toilet immediately after the show, out of everyone's sight - isn't that suspicious? It's so suspicious, but I still have to come to the toilet, isn't this a self-defeating net! Anyway, why should I come to the toilet, why should I just stay with the captain of the guard.
"Please, please don't kill me! I'm just an innocent little girl! You won't get anything good from killing me! β
"Little Girl......"
I could feel Miss Assassin behind me glancing at me with a cold, sharp realization. What to do! The villa is so big, I can't necessarily hear it when I cut my throat here. If I provoke the Assassins, I'll die.
"Are you from the land?"
"Yes......"
She seemed to know who I was. Is it too late to pretend to be innocent?
"Are there really landers......" Miss Assassin sighed as she seemed surprised, "I thought it was an excuse made up by those guys." β
"Those guys?"
Who are those guys referring to? I frowned and began to summarize what I had learned so far. I had a conversation with the captain of the guard this afternoon. He told me that the soldiers were nervous in order to deal with the riots of the mob around them. Could it be that Miss Assassin was actually a member of the mob? But would an ordinary mob carry out such an extreme and planned act as assassination? I have the impression that mobs dissatisfied with the rulers would simply rush into the streets in a fit of indignation, smashing and looting. Still, let's ask.
"Do you mean...... Are you trying to assassinate Viscount Braganza? β
Miss Assassin was silent for a moment. Then she carried me into the bathroom.
"You seem to be pretty smart as an earthling."
I could see from the polished walls that Miss Assassin's bright cheeks were pressed against my ears. She didn't seem to have time to change her clothes, and she was still wearing the most ornate costume. How so? It seems to feel some happiness. Because of my words, Miss Assassin seems to feel value in me, and I will not be silenced by her. But at the same time, she was more wary of me.
"Why are you here all of a sudden? Is it really to go to the toilet? β
Going to the toilet seems like an easy way to fool around, but I still don't really want to fool Miss Assassin.
"Actually, I'm here to see you. I was very impressed with your performance. β
"Come to see me?" Miss Assassin's voice suddenly cooled, "Why do you know I'm here?" Say it! β
The cold blade almost got stuck in my throat. Recently, I have been bathing in the deep sea very little, and there is a lot of dead skin near my neck. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if Miss Assassin's knife got stuck in dead skin? In previous cycles, there were times when bullets from enemy submachine guns would get stuck in my skin. That kind of scene will make Hollywood's general war laugh. In order not to turn into such a situation, I hastened to explain.
"That...... I mean, Mr. Housekeeper said you're coming to the bathroom......"
"Well...... Miss Assassin's arm stretched, "but there's nothing good about my performance." It's better that I didn't perform seriously. β
No, because it's really an assassin, is it acting in his true colors? If this is a bad joke here, Miss Assassin will definitely cut it with a knife without any fashion.
"To be honest, I didn't pay attention to the performance, but my sister is so beautiful, I was stunned."
"Sister?"
ββ¦β¦ Right, sister? β
Wait a minute, why is the question made here. Shouldn't it be a suspicion of "pretty" or "stunned" or something like that? I felt chills all over my body, and a bad feeling hung over me. The Miss Assassin behind her sighed a little exhausted.
"You really don't seem to know anything. Should we say that it is not a loss to the people of the earth? β
ββ¦β¦ Be? I'm an earthling, so what? β
"For a long time, the troupe's performances have had very strict restrictions on actors." Miss Assassin explained, "Recruit troupe performers like you into your home and let them perform. After the performance, the beautiful actress doesn't have to leave. β
Ah, I think it's a possibility. If I were Viscount Braganza, seeing such a lovely heroine would definitely let her stay overnight.
"Later, the troupe performance essentially became an excuse for the sale of flesh. In order to put an end to this phenomenon, a number of regulations have also been promulgated......"
I always feel like there's a similar story on earth.
In Chinese drama, women are generally only allowed to sing, dance and perform on stage. This is due to the serious feudal thinking in ancient times, the superiority of men and the inferiority of women, and the appearance of noble gods, Buddhas, immortals, saints and emperors in the operas, coupled with the fact that the court and the people often sing divine dramas, temple fairs, and celebration plays, and women are never allowed to appear on the stage to blaspheme the "gods". Therefore, since ancient times, China has allowed men to disguise themselves as women to perform dramas, which is called "male dan". Kabuki in Japan originated from the shrine maiden Akuni of Izumo. Later, in the early Edo period, due to the popularity of Kabuki performances, many nomadic girls imitated the performances, and there were often opportunities to trade in skins and meat. In 1629, the shogunate banned women from performing Kabuki.
"All in all. There wasn't a single woman in the whole troupe you saw. β
"Huh?"
That is, Miss Assassin...... Actually, it's the assassin's brother, right?