Village Chief Tang muttered a lot more, and then Fang Ze translated, "Our hometown was destroyed by a huge mudslide not long ago, and we had no choice, so according to the last words left by our ancestors, we passed through a cave and came here. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info and then met a particularly kind person. ”

Village Chief Tang said and pointed to Fang Ze after putting on makeup, "This is the person who met us with the convoy he pulled the goods, took us to the city, and then contacted the government to arrange a place for us to live." ”

Fang Ze's previous warehouse in Haiping City was originally rented by Guoan, and the ID photo of the owner of this warehouse is not much different from Fang Ze's now after putting on makeup, so this statement is still very reasonable.

After all, on the territory of China, the government has enough time and strength to make all the unreasonable into reasonable.

After the CCTV reporter finished asking, the reporter from the Associated Press stood up and first said a lot of questions in English.

Fang Ze looked at the reporter of the Associated Press and replied in Chinese, "I'm sorry, please speak in Chinese, I don't understand English." ”

The Associated Press reporter was a little dissatisfied, but there was no way, so he stammered in Chinese instead, "I want to ask, where is the cave where the panda people came from Pandaya to Haiping City?" ”

There was no need for Fang Ze to answer this question, a Huaxia military personnel standing next to him said, "We have already sent people to find this cave before, and just yesterday, there was a small earthquake in that place, and many caves were collapsed, plus the panda people were in a hurry when they left, and they didn't make a mark, so this cave can no longer be found." ”

That's right, there was indeed an earthquake in a mountainous area next to Haiping City yesterday, but it was not a naturally occurring earthquake, but a small explosion experiment conducted by the Huaxia military.

There is no proof of true death.

The Associated Press reporter wanted to ask something, and by this time the staff at the venue had already signaled for another reporter from Russia to ask questions.

"What I want to ask is, there was a video showing before, is it true that panda people can do magic and qigong?"

This question was answered by Lao Chen, and he translated as he said Fang Ze, "We panda people don't know magic, and what you saw before was our qigong. ”

Lao Chen said that he performed live, only to see Lao Chen's body shaking, and an invisible wave of qi rushed directly towards everyone.

Although the air wave was not large, everyone present could clearly feel a gust of wind blowing. You must know that this is a closed environment, and there are no wind-making machines found, so it seems that the panda people can do qigong.

"So, you can ask, what is the main function of qigong?" This Russian journalist asked again.

This kind of treatment that CCTV reporters can ask two questions immediately makes the Associated Press reporter who was forcibly stopped from asking the second question just now not very happy.

"The main role of qigong is to prolong life, exercise the body, and treat some injuries and diseases. Of course, if you encounter an enemy, qigong can also be used to ward off the enemy. ”

Of course, this sentence was said by Fang Ze after distorting Lao Chen's words, Lao Chen, this guy, the first sentence at the beginning is that qigong is used to kill the enemy, and then it can heal in battle, increase the combat time, and in the end, the most useless thing is to prolong life.

Fang Ze was a little glad that he was the translator himself, if he asked the meat dumplings to translate, it was estimated that the meat dumplings would have to move the truth out.

Man, the necessary camouflage is still to be there. If you can sell cute, you have to sell cuteness first, and when you can't sell cute, it's not too late to show your fangs.

Although you can rely on your strength to eat, if you can sell cute, you must sell cute.

After the Russian reporters finished their Q&A, the next question was asked by reporters from several countries with good relations with China, and it was the turn of the German reporters.

The German journalist is very proficient in Chinese, and he probably knows that he only has one round of questions, so he asked directly,

"I just noticed your answer, according to the panda people, they only met you after they left Pandaya, so how did you know the panda language? I don't think even the most talented person can learn a new language in just a few days. So, either you and these panda people have known each other for a long time, or you have been translating the words of the cat people indiscriminately just now. ”

This question from the German journalist immediately lit up all the reporters present. Yes, the panda people said that they had only been out of Pandaya for a few days, how did this man learn the panda language?

Moreover, the panda people have made it very clear just now that they don't know magic, they can only do qigong, so there is no panda man who used magic to teach this man to speak the panda language.

Just when there was a lot of discussion in the audience, the meat dumplings who had been selling cuteness to the camera finally remembered what his task was, and he stood up and said in Chinese, "Daddy didn't lie!" ”

This sentence of the meat dumpling caused the whole room to fall silent, followed by a grander discussion and more flashing lights.

Because all the previous videos about panda people were filmed when the warehouse was fighting fires, and at that time, even the meat dumplings themselves didn't know Chinese.

Therefore, in everyone's general perception, panda people may have a similar way of communicating with humans, and do not know human language.

But now, this cute red panda can actually speak Chinese!

Fang Ze hugged the meat dumplings, and this person and panda immediately became the focus of attention on the field.

The German reporter wanted to continue asking questions, but he had run out of questions, so he had no choice but to sit down.

Fang Ze directly explained, "What I didn't tell you before is that although the panda people don't know magic, their ancestors left them a magic scroll, although I don't know who made this magic scroll, but its function is to make two creatures sign a contract, and then both parties will learn each other's language." Rou Tuanzi and I are the two creatures who signed the contract, and the two of us are also witnesses of friendship between the Han and the great panda clan. ”

Rou Tuanzi was also very cooperative at this time, and hugged Fang Ze's shoulder with his little hand, and said in a milky voice, "Well, daddy is the best." ”

Cute to death!

The photographer who was present hurriedly filmed this scene.

The question continued, and this time it was finally Albert's turn for Reuters. Albert thinks that Reuters is also one of the four pillars of Western journalism, and it is a little angry that it has taken so long for its turn.

So Albert asked directly. "According to the video that has been circulated, the Qigong of the panda people is very magical, do the panda people have the idea of teaching Qigong to humans for the benefit of the earth?"