Chapter 4: Beauty Goes Undercover
In the early morning of the next day, Nie Yu was still asleep. Yesterday's anxiety, nervousness, restlessness, and last night's excitement all gave him a rare good night's sleep.
"Dangdangdang! Dangdangdang! Open the door, big lazy worm, get up!"
The crisp knock on the door, as well as the irritable girl's voice, woke Nie Yu up from his sleep!
"Who's going to be so early!"
As soon as Nie Yu woke up, he hurriedly got up, he yawned and opened the door of the small shop and asked.
"Who are you?"
As soon as Nie Yu opened the door, he saw a beautiful cutie standing outside the door who was dressed wild and exposed, dressed in a foreign style, and had the latest trend of explosive head, who was firing at him with those oversized eyes!
"Fool, you don't even know me anymore, we met last night!"
"Ah, are you Officer Yu Ying Mei? I haven't seen you all night, how did you become like this?, have you been hit by something?" Nie Yu asked with concern.
"I'm just getting hit! I'm here to be an undercover agent for you, we police and people cooperate, you have to support me a lot!"
"You're going undercover, so you don't have to spoil yourself like this, right? You've always been my most beloved and amiable ...... in my heart."
"Don't talk about it!"
Yu Yingmei suddenly stepped forward and covered Nie Yu's mouth with his hand: "You let me in first, let's talk about it, there are some things to say here, it's very inconvenient!"
"Inconvenient?"
Nie Yu thought too much, he hurriedly invited Yu Yingmei into the house, Nie Yu was still thinking, is this Officer Yu interesting to me? Then should I accept it? Or should I refuse? It's so embarrassing!
After the two of them entered the house, Nie Yu hurriedly closed the doors and windows before he said to Yu Yingmei: "Officer Yu, if you have anything you want to say, you can just say it?"
Yu Yingmei looked at Nie Yu and said, "I want you to be my boyfriend!"
When Nie Yu heard this, sure enough, this happiness came too suddenly, and Nie Yu's heart began to beat rapidly!
"I'm just talking about pretending, I want to pretend to be your girlfriend, in order to be able to catch the mastermind behind the banana peel incident, I hope you and your girlfriend can understand!"
"It's a pretending girlfriend? I'm relieved!" Nie Yu continued with a smile on his face in pain: "We must not take it seriously, don't damage Officer Yu's image in the future!"
After Nie Yu finished speaking, he listened to Yu Yingmei explain again: "You also know that my image of a police officer often appears on TV. Since I'm going undercover, I must not let the bad guys recognize me, so I'm going to dress up as a non-mainstream image today, and you can see what's wrong with me?"
What is wrong? Nie Yu looked up and down, left and right, looked at the beautiful hair, looked at the plumpness of the chest, looked at the fair skin, looked at the round buttocks, and saw Nie Yu's new and surging blood!
"Well, there's something wrong, and that's what ...... wrong."
Nie Yu paused, he had to think again!
"What's wrong? I'll change it!"
"I think what's wrong is that you are too beautiful to dress up, how can I Nie Yu find a beautiful and fashionable beauty like you!"
"Well, that's right. Your name is Nie Yu, okay, you'll be my boyfriend from now on, until the banana case is over!" Yu Yingmei said.
"Ahh
"Haha, Nie Yu, you're starting to get poor. If the banana case isn't over, then you just wait for all the bananas in your room to rot!"
Maybe because of the way she dressed, Yu Yingmei changed into a non-mainstream outfit, and now even her mood is extraordinarily open. And what about Nie Yu? He was also happy to flirt, play, and play with beautiful women! But the two of them were playing here, and Yu Yingmei's mobile phone rang:
"Ringing ringing!"
"Ringing ringing!"
Yu Yingmei could only let go of Nie Yu temporarily, she picked up her corn brand mobile phone and looked: it turned out to be a call from a reporter from Que Xiaomei.
"Hey, reporter Finch, what are you looking for me? I'm on a special mission, and I can't walk away for the time being!"
"Sister Yu, are you deliberately avoiding me?"
"No, Sister Sparrow, I'm really on a special mission, and I can't leave!"
"Okay, I won't tell you, I have important things to do now, you just need to turn on the TV and watch the Meteorite Satellite TV channel!
Que Xiaomei hung up the phone directly after finishing speaking.
"Nie Yu, call Meteorite Satellite TV!"
"Audience friends, I am Meteorite TV reporter Que Xiaomei, and now, I am reporting for you in front of a villa in the pastoral community. ”
The refreshing and charming Finch Xiaomei on TV appeared again, but everyone knows that something bad must have happened to her appearance.
"Today, we received a distress call from Mr. Zhu Yingzui, the mayor, and the villa in front of me is also the residence of the mayor, Mr. Zhu Yingzui. Now, let me enter this villa with my audience friends!"
At this time, the camera of the TV set followed the door pushed open by Que Xiaomei, and saw a terrifying scene: I only saw that the yard of this luxury villa was full of banana peels!
And what about our most respected mayor, Zhu Yingdrunk, who was standing at the transparent glass window and warmly greeting all his citizens: "Come and rescue me!
Recently, the traffic in the entire city has been basically paralyzed, especially after the recent successive incidents of cars rolling banana peels, even the vehicles of the fire brigade dare not easily dispatch! Therefore, the personnel who should have been rescued have not yet arrived as quickly as a dedicated reporter from Que Xiaomei!
"Audience friends, audience friends, there is an emergency, as you can see, our Mayor Zhu Yingzui's yard has been sprinkled with banana peels, but we believe that our Mayor Zhu Yingzui and his family can finally get out of this dangerous situation safely, let us all wait and see!"
All the people sitting in front of the TV, their eyes were focused on the yard full of banana peels on the TV! They were all wondering, where did all these banana peels come from, why were they not seeing bananas now, and banana peels were still flying all over the sky? This made their lives feel very uneasy!
"Wow, our mayor is in trouble this time!" said Shadow Ghost.
"Not necessarily, is it okay for him to come out directly? Why do you have to let someone save him?" Nie Yu said very incomprehensibly.
"Smack!"
"Hey, Shadow Shadow, why are you beating me again?"
"You rusty bucket, don't you know that those banana peels will make people fall and die as soon as they step on them? Didn't you see the sacrifice of Director Tu a few days ago?"
"I saw it, but I didn't believe that those banana peels would fall to death as soon as they stepped on them!"
"Why don't you believe it?
Yu Ying almost quarreled with Nie Yu.
"I said that people don't necessarily die when they step on a banana peel. ”
"Do you have a basis? If you come up with a factual basis, I will believe you!"
Asked by Yu Yingmei at this point, Nie Yu was about to reply that there was, but his words suddenly stopped.
"Do you dare to bet with me? If I have proof that slipping on a banana peel won't kill you, you're going to have to let me kiss it, do you bet me?"
"Huh?"
Yu Yingmei really didn't expect that Nie Yu would make such an excessive request. However, out of curiosity about the banana peel incident, she was determined to take a gamble, and she must not be easily intimidated by Nie Yu, a pervert.
"Then I'll make a bet with you, and I'll let you kiss you if I lose, but what if you lose?"
"I'm going to lose, so I'm going to be your boyfriend!" Nie Yu said with a painful face.
"Hmph, are you looking for a fight? You're going to lose, promise me to do something!"
"What am I going to do?"
"This, wait until you lose, it's a good thing for you anyway!"
"Alright, let's get started!"
After Nie Yu finished speaking, he casually took out two banana peels from the trash can and threw them on the ground, and then he was about to step on the banana peels while standing!
"Don't, don't do anything stupid!" Yu Yingmei exclaimed, she hurried to pull Nie Yu, but before she could catch Nie Yu's hand, Nie Yu was already standing on the banana peel!
"Look, I'll just say, it's okay to step on a banana peel!"
"You ......"
Yu Yingmei opened her eyes wider, and she glared at Nie Yu with incredible eyes.
"Ouch!"
Nie Yu slipped while stepping on a banana peel!
"Ahh
Yu Yingmei felt that her eyes had turned black all of a sudden, but as a policeman, she already had a physical quality and mental endurance quality that surpassed ordinary people, and she actually didn't faint because of this! And when she opened her eyes again, she found that Nie Yu had miraculously stood up!
"Ahh
"I'm a ghost!hehe, I'm here to beg for your life!" Nie Yu opened his mouth and frightened.
"Ahh
Shadow Shadow screamed in surprise and flew with a swan's foot!
"Ahh
Nie Yu let out a miserable cry and fell into the pile of bananas.
This book was first published on Kanshu.com