Guan Xiaofei, who had been lying in the hospital for three days and three nights, successfully went through the discharge procedures on the morning of the fourth day and walked out of the hospital gate in good spirits. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

He won't talk about it when he's unconscious, but he can't stand it if he wants to be awake to that fierce aunt-level nurse.

And now that the Seven Star Cup is about to be held, the academy has also begun to take a holiday, so he doesn't have to go to class these days, and he can recuperate at home before the start of the game.

He had made up his mind to go back and catch up on his sleep for a few days, but just as he left the hospital, he encountered a small episode.

"Look, didn't that little brother break several ribs when he entered the hospital, I saw him wrapped like a dumpling two days ago."

"That's right, the day he came in, I heard that he was beaten badly, how did he get beaten? It looks like you're peeking at a girl's skirt on the street, right? ”

"Then he really deserves to be beaten, and I don't have a good arm and leg now, otherwise I have to step forward and kick him hard to relieve his hatred."

"Ahem, I said you are not off topic, the key point of the question is not whether this little brother lifted the girl's skirt, of course, this behavior is still immoral, or needs to be condemned, the key to the problem is that this little brother is obviously injured so badly, why did he get better so quickly?"

In the aisle of the hospital, a group of listless patients wearing plasters and bandages watched Guan Xiaofei walk out refreshed.

All of them widened their eyes, and their eyes, which had been dimmed by the torture of illness, reflected a strange brilliance, full of yearning.

"Little brother, what kind of magic medicine did you use to recover so quickly? Hurry up and introduce it, and think it's a good deed, so tell me. ”

"Which attending doctor did the surgery, this is simply an out-and-out miracle doctor, tell me my name, I will also find him!"

"This is really a good person's life is not long, and the scourge will last for thousands of years, why is this guy so good? This is really unscientific and anti-human. ”

"Little brother, you have to tell us how you are so fast, otherwise we won't let you go, brothers quickly surround him, surround him!"

The patients surrounded Guan Xiaofei aggressively, and they all looked at him curiously, just like looking at the giant panda in the zoo, which was very strange.

"I'll go, stop me from leaving, you're still unreasonable? What else is it called that good people don't live long? You're all blind, forget it, look at this posture and don't explain something, then I really can't go, what to do, what to do, what to do, if you have, use this method to convince them! ”

Guan Xiaofei couldn't do anything about these wounded people, and when he was in a dilemma, he had a flash of inspiration and suddenly had a way to get rid of the siege.

"Ahem, that, in fact, the reason why I can get better so quickly is all due to the credit of the old dean of the Broken Military Academy, his family is an old Chinese medicine doctor, specializing in treating all kinds of hemorrhoids, gynecology, infertility, bruises, bruises, etc., if you have any problems with him, it is definitely a wonderful hand to rejuvenate, and the medicine will get rid of the disease!"

Guan Xiaofei directly threw this hot potato into the hands of the old dean, anyway, the old guy made him very angry yesterday, which can be regarded as retribution.

As for these patients, whoever let them have nothing to do to stop him from getting there, and said that good people don't live long, and let them run is also self-inflicted.

And maybe they are running and running, and this leg and foot are running neatly? At that time, it was also an immeasurable merit, and they had to thank him.

"Is that the respected old dean of the Broken Military Academy? I know him, it's an old fairy-like character with a fairy wind and bones! ”

"It turned out that the old fairy made a move, no wonder it was so fast, immediately go to the old fairy, my rheumatoid old cold leg is finally saved!"

"Don't squeeze me, don't grab me, I'm the first, hurry up, if you run slowly, you won't have a chance to get in touch with the old fairy at close range!"

Not long after Guan Xiaofei's words fell, the group of patients who had blocked the aisle all ran out of the hospital.

This posture is like running a marathon, where does it look like there is an injury and a plaster? This baffled the doctor holding the medical record folder.

"Huh? What about these patients? Why are they all gone? Where have they all gone? I have to continue to change the dressing, isn't it still there? ”

The doctor looked left and right, except for Guan Xiaofei, who was refreshed, where could he see the shadow of half of the patient? It's nothing short of a paranormal event.

"Maybe they'll all go to the bathroom, doctor, I'm gone, goodbye, ahhh

Guan Xiaofei waved his hand and walked out of the hospital in a dashing manner, unless this kind of place is a visit, it is better not to come again, it is not a good thing.

Just as he left the hospital, in a park in the center of the city, an old man in a Tang costume with a long white beard was doing tai chi.

His posture is a watermelon on the left and a watermelon on the right, and the posture is in place, which makes it almost a bit fairy-like.

"Yo, uncle, you are practicing here, you look very powerful, how about I learn from you? I've been a martial arts enthusiast since I was a kid. ”

A young man passing by saw that the uncle was playing like a dragon, and he immediately stopped to watch, and couldn't help but applaud him.

"Young man, this is the real kung fu handed down by our ancestors, this is real material, not those routines can be compared."

The old man stroked his beard and smiled, he was very proud of the set of Tai Chi he played, as if he was an outsider in the world.

"Is this true? There are too many trick scammers now, isn't it popular to fight counterfeits recently, so I don't even know who has the real ability. ”

The young man sighed, looking a little entangled, as if he was regretting the decline of traditional martial arts.

"Of course it's true, that's it, young man, you use all your strength to fight at the old man, the old man uses four or two thousand pounds of tricks to crack, let you see the breadth and profundity of our traditional martial arts, come on, you must do your best, otherwise be careful to be hurt by the old man's internal strength."

The old man stepped out of his horse, shook his hands roundly, and made a push, this posture looked like he had been practiced, not to mention how well it was.

"It seems that I really met the old fairy, this opportunity is really rare and unwanted, old fairy, pay attention, I'm here, drink!"

The young man looked overjoyed, just as he met a grandmaster-level figure who could learn real kung fu, and immediately picked up his fist and smashed it hard.

According to the normal script, this is about to kowtow to learn a real skill, and then pick up the girl step by step to the rhythm of the peak of life!

"Wow wow, how can you beat people like this young man, you hurt the old man to death, no, you broke your ribs, you have to go to the hospital, don't run, hurry up and call the police, the old man is so old, why are you so ruthless, do you still have a little respect for the old and love for the young in your eyes? Must call the police! ”

The old man faced the young man's punch, did not dodge or dodge, hit him in the forehead, he fell to the ground, exaggerated wow wow scream.

As soon as he shouted like this, he directly dragged the young man back to reality from his dream, and looked at the old man with a confused expression, and suddenly panicked.

"Old fairy, don't call the police, if the leaders of our unit know, you have to fire me, and I'll send you to the hospital."

The young man didn't come back to his senses, and called the old man "old fairy", and hurriedly waved his hand to signal not to call the police.

"It turned out to be from the unit, this problem is easy to handle, young man, the old man sees that you are also an honest man, and you have to go to work in a hurry, the old man is not embarrassed by you, 20,000 and eight private, the old man went to the hospital by himself, ouch, this injury is so serious, where is it good if you don't rest for ten years and eight years."

The old man looked at the young man with a smile, and after noticing the latter's suspicious gaze, he covered his face and cried out in pain, which was really pitiful.

"Twenty-eight thousand? How can I have so much money on me! ”

"It's okay if you don't bring cash, the old man has a POS machine here, you can swipe the card."

"But I didn't have it with me."

"Isn't it possible to scan it without a card, support QR code payment, for the sake of the young man, you are a new customer, I will give you a discount, twenty-five thousand."

"Sweep? Is that okay? But I always felt like something wasn't quite right. ”

"Young man, thank you for your contribution to traditional martial arts, goodbye, twenty-five thousand again, now go to the next park."

The old man of the fairy wind bone took advantage of the fact that this young man did not come back to his senses, and hurriedly left here.

Just as he was about to repeat his old tricks, a large group of patients wearing hospital gowns rushed not far ahead.

"What's going on, why are so many patients pouring into the streets? They all came out of a mental hospital, right? It's really scary, the old man tries not to provoke them, after all, these psychopaths don't break the law, and there is no way to make money from them. ”

The old man glanced at it from a distance, and was about to fight again in another place, but at this time there was a shout from behind.

"It's there, the old fairy is there, everyone, hurry up, surround him, don't let him run away!"

"Old fairy, we can be considered to have found you, alas, don't run, go over there and stop him, stop him!"

"The hope of our arms and legs is pinned on the old fairy, this time we must let it go, don't give up!"

The patients ran wildly towards the old dean.

"What arms and legs, shouldn't you want to stew the old man? It's terrible, what's going on in this world? Hey, goblins? ”

The old dean turned pale with fright, made a phone call while running, and soon disappeared into the park.

This group of wounded patients followed closely, and the white hospital gowns were like a ribbon, which could be regarded as a beautiful scenery in the early morning.