The bustling mortal streets, as if there is still a seaside wind blowing with some fishy smell, make people's heads dizzy. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

On the street, yawns were spreading, and at the entrance of the street, Lei Gong's face and hairy stranger who were watched from time to time were tilting their heads with their bags on their backs, looking at the fortune tellers at the corner of the street.

"Yo?" the Monkey King suddenly became interested, and seemed to want to sit down.

But a woman with a maid sitting opposite the 'new hexagram master' Zhou Zhou sat by and sighed softly at Zhou Zhou.

"This half-immortal, please calculate my fate, why there are so many disasters and difficulties. ”

Halfway to kill a Cheng bite gold, this is pure!

Of course, Zhou Zhou's hard work was to talk to this stone monkey once, and by the way, to interfere with the stone monkey's thoughts, but what is this girl who looks like a rich lady sitting here!

If it's pretty, that's fine.

The question is...... It's a bit crooked, it's a ......

"Girl, it takes eight ...... to calculate your fate"

"Birthday, right? Ouch, look at you fortune tellers, except for the birthday eight, the birthday is the birthday," the crooked melon and cracked jujube were full of disgust, complained to Zhou Zhou, and stretched out his hand to the maid on the side.

Zhou Zhou noticed that although the Monkey King walked over, he squatted down in the shade across the street, looking at this side curiously.

It's good that I didn't go.

It just so happened that he showed his fortune-telling ability to change his fortune in front of the Monkey King, and asked him to take the initiative to come over for advice.

Zhou Zhou then smiled kindly at the crooked melon and cracked jujube in front of him, and began to stroke his goatee......

If you accidentally pull this fake beard off, it will be very embarrassing.

The maid took out a folded red handkerchief from her sleeve, and in the handkerchief was naturally a piece of paper with the eight characters of the 'beautiful' young lady's birthday.

Zhou Zhou said: "Since Miss has said so, then we don't need to have a birthday this time!"

"Ouch," said the young lady, her arms crossed the table, "you can't stand it, I've counted so many times in this city, and it's the first time I've seen you as a new fortune teller." You have to give me a good calculation, if it is not good, Miss I, no, give, money!"

Zhou Banxian smiled calmly, raised his left hand and put it next to his face, and pinched his fingers, "Miss, your name is Sai Lihua, you are rich and noble, you have countless family properties, and there are dozens of big houses. ”

"Yo!" Sai Lihua was stunned for a moment, and then reacted: "It's very good, I even inquired about Miss Ben." ”

As she spoke, she covered her face with the handkerchief in her hand.

Zhou Zhou continued to pinch his fingers and calculate the fate of mortals, which was not a problem for him at all.

"Miss's fiancé died in March last year, and in April last year, my old father traveled all over the world......

Sai Lihua's eyes were red, but then she was shy, and the thick fat powder and blush on her face couldn't hide the blush on her face!

Zhou Zhou resisted the desire to complain, continued to pinch his fingers, and said with a smile: "I said that what Miss has already passed, it is not a skill, Miss thinks I inquired, which is understandable." ”

"In that case," Zhou Zhou's words changed, "then I'll tell you something about your childhood, this can't be easily heard." ”

Sai Lihua looked at Zhou Zhou strangely, "Then why don't you say what hasn't happened yet? Don't you fortune tellers all say when people have disasters and use them to cheat money?"

"Miss, please look," Zhou Zhou pointed to the piece of cloth behind him, "Look good, I accept Miss gold and silver, I can't see it accurately, I won't take a penny." The so-called time has not yet happened, but it is to reveal the words of heaven, that is to reduce life, no matter how much gold and silver treasure is given, it is not able to say, nor can it be said. ”

Sai Lihua blinked, and only then did she take a serious look at Xia Zhouzhou's face and found that this was still a very delicate fortune teller.

Zhou Zhou also solemnly looked at the appearance of the pear blossom in Xiasai......

Why should you be solemn?!The psychological shadow is direct!

"Miss had a serious illness when she was three years old," Zhou Zhou frowned, pinched his fingers and continued to count, "Five, seven, nine...... Why is Miss always sick?"

The maid opened her mouth and scolded: "You are sick!"

"Gaffes, gaffes. ”

"Alas, don't mention it," Sai Lihua sighed faintly, "Maybe, this is the jealousy of God, the red face is thin." ”

Think about how it feels to be truly blushing!

Zhou Zhou smiled without saying a word, and continued to pinch his fingers to calculate, simply even if he had reached this person's previous life, he knew a little in his heart.

Sai Lihua was a demon clan in her previous life, and she had merit and merit offset her merits and demerits, and she entered humanity. During reincarnation, because the soul was somewhat damaged, I kept getting sick.

Damaged soul?

Zhou Zhou became a little interested and began to deduce why her soul was damaged, but this time, all he saw was a white expanse.

A palm shook in front of Zhou Zhou, Zhou Zhou came back to his senses and smiled at Sai Lihua, "Miss is just a congenital missing line of the five elements, as long as you do good deeds and accumulate merits in the future, you can have good karma and merit to protect your body, and live a long life." ”

"Huh?" Sai Lihua looked at Zhou Zhou in a daze, she really didn't expect Zhou Zhou to say the 'conclusion' so quickly.

And they all said something that was not said.

"Sir, do you see anything?" asked Sai Lihua in a low voice.

Zhou Zhou shook his head: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed, but Miss Sai needs to remember that if there is a man who is fascinated by you in the future......"

Sai Lihua preemptively said: "Sir, you mean that those who are fascinated by me must be for my share of the family business, and it has nothing to do with me?"

Suddenly I knew why? I guess I was hurt by this.

However, Zhou Zhou calculated that this Miss Sai's marriage was still very happy, and he smiled: "Wrong, then it depends on his character, if his character is good, it is better to marry." ”

"Hahaha, look at the reward!"

Sai Lihua looked up and laughed, slapped her palm on her thigh and stood up.

The big girl next to her took a piece of silver and put it in front of Zhou Zhou, Zhou Zhou naturally received it in the cuff and shook the bell in his hand.

This girl...... What a man.

Zhou Zhou began to think about what he had calculated before, and there was a problem with Sai Lihua's soul in the process of reincarnation.

How can the soul be defected or weakened by samsara?

If this is the case, then the problem is really big, and the root of the current flood and the prosperity of the human race lies in the six realms of reincarnation.

If there were no six realms of reincarnation, then the overlords of the flood at this time might be those races that have a long lifespan.

After Sai Lihua left, the Monkey King, who had been across the street, was a little curious and wanted to come over, but out of animal instinct, or because the Monkey King's fate trajectory could not be broken, he never really walked to Zhou Zhou's stall.

Zhou Zhou lowered his head to write, as if he didn't care about the Monkey King at all.

It's not that he really doesn't care, it's that he doesn't dare to care.

If the Monkey King took the initiative to come to the door, then the cause and effect of this matter could not be implicated in Zhou Zhou, because the Monkey King himself would not be noticed by the Jade Emperor and Buddhism.

If Zhou Zhou deliberately greeted the Monkey King, it would show the 'wolf ambition'......

"Fortune telling, ten trigrams and nine accurate, ten take nine stable!"

Zhou Zhou lowered his head and shouted, and shook the bell casually.

The Monkey King, who had been hesitating, quickly jumped over from the street, and without speaking, he pointed to Zhou Zhou's sleeve.

Zhou Zhou was suddenly confused.

The Monkey King pointed to Zhou Zhou's sleeve and waved it twice with two fluffy hands that were about the size of a human palm, and then repeated this action three times.

Zhou Zhou couldn't understand it, and the Monkey King scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously.

"Oh!" Zhou Zhou suddenly realized, "You mean, you don't have any money?"

"Yo!yo!" the Monkey King nodded like garlic.

Zhou Zhou said with a smile: "Then I'm sorry, I can't count." ”

The Monkey King's face was a little gloomy at first, but then as if he had thought of something, he put on a vicious expression towards Zhou Zhou......

This monkey head is supposed to be able to speak, but it may be that he is not adapted to this environment, and the Monkey King does not speak human words. And the meaning of this expression is naturally threatening Zhou Zhou.

Zhou Daxia said "bad luck", and then complained a little helplessly: "You have to get it, you can do it, sit down." ”

The monkey head suddenly smiled, and waved at Zhou Zhou again and again.

"You're from the eastern sea," Zhou Zhou pinched his fingers and said in a divine way.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the Monkey King said, nodding his head like pounded garlic.

Zhou Zhou continued to pinch his fingers: "You came from the mountain." ”

"Not bad, not bad, not bad!" the Monkey King became more and more excited, this time scratching his ears and cheeks happily.

Zhou Zhou smiled: "You came down from the mountains and crossed the ocean to learn skills?"

"It's extreme, it's extreme!" the Monkey King responded happily, and then learned Zhou Zhou's action of pinching his fingers, "You are really powerful, you can even tell us where we came from, please continue to tell us about it, listen."

"What you are carrying is your beloved thing, and what you are asking for is not an ordinary ability," Zhou Zhou smiled, "It's just that you know where you are going?"

The Monkey King thought about it carefully, then shook his head.

Zhou Zhou smiled, and was about to speak, but a ridiculous thought appeared in his heart.

Why don't you take the opportunity to fool Sun Monkey to Taiqingmen?

As soon as this idea came out, Zhou Zhou himself was shocked, but at this time, he immediately calculated it in his heart, as if there was indeed room for operation in this matter!

If he gave the Monkey King some guidance at this time, instead of the woodcutter on the square inch mountain, and then called the master to put on a good show...... This monkey head who will make trouble in the future is not their disciple who is too pure?

Yes, it's really good.

Taking advantage of the fact that the saint was too relieved of the Monkey King, there was no one to guard the growth of the monkey, which was an excellent opportunity to get off the phone.

If the saint of the other day blames him, then the sentence 'those who don't know are not exaggerated', won't they not be at fault?

On a whim, I wanted to set up a stall to calculate the fate of mortals, which can be regarded as doing something good, and I happened to meet the Monkey King, an important chess piece of Buddhism, and the two of them talked happily with each other, and then the Monkey King became a disciple of Taiqing......

It is estimated that the two saints of Buddhism will really be so angry that they vomit blood......

When Zhou Zhou's mind was turning, the Monkey King had already asked: "Then where do you know where you can learn the skill? I want to be an immortal, an immortal!"

"Immortality?" Zhou Zhou smiled, "I really should say that you are delusional, if you can get immortality so easily, why do so many people still have to live in old age, sickness and death?"

The Monkey King was stunned, "Is it difficult?"

"It's okay," Zhou Zhou said with a smile, "It's man-made, people will win the day, these two sentences are given to you as a guest officer." ”

The Monkey King muttered, "Things are man-made, and man will win the day?"

Shengtian ......

The Monkey King looked up at the clear sky in the sky, "Is this day winning?"

"Naturally, as long as the ability is strong enough," Zhou Zhou seemed a little impatient, "What else do you want to ask? If there is nothing you want to ask, just leave quickly!"

The Monkey King seemed to have made up his mind, jumped up and stood next to him, and made a gesture to Zhou Zhou.

"Half Immortal, why don't you accept us as apprentices!"

Zhou Banxian was really a little crying and laughing, and waved his hand: "I can't teach you, why don't I introduce you to a famous teacher?"

The Monkey King's eyes lit up, and he suddenly nodded his head, "This teacher is powerful?"

"It's very powerful, it's omnipotent!" Zhou Zhou had a little pride on his face, because he was talking about the Xuandu Grand Master himself.

Soon, Zhou Zhou is going to start his abduction plan and take a monkey back to Taiqingmen, but the words are on his lips......

I swallowed it back.

I can't take it! It's almost a bad thing!

Master Lao Tzu sage likes to be pure, and his master is free and uninhibited, if this monkey is brought back to Taiqingmen, and finally there is a little improvement in Taiqingmen, wouldn't it be to beat chickens and eggs?

Can't turn around, all aspects considered, you can't turn around!

If you let Journey to the West start according to the script you are familiar with, then you will have the opportunity to reap the greatest benefits!

"Where is the famous teacher?" the Monkey King had already begun to look around, but all the people in sight were mortals.

Zhou Zhou's heart turned, and he said with a smile: "You might as well go west, cross the mountains and enter the forest, if there is aura in the mountains, then there are immortals, and you can naturally go to learn from the teacher, if people are willing to accept it." ”

The Monkey King blinked, and quickly digested what Zhou Zhou had just said.

Zhou Zhou waved his hand and urged: "It's almost over, let's go quickly, I have told you so many heavenly opportunities, and you don't even have a piece of silver for half a day." ”

The Monkey King showed an embarrassed and guilty look on his face, got up and made two more bows to Zhou Zhou, and then scratched his head.

He didn't know what to say.

Zhou Zhou still felt a little strange in his heart, but he couldn't ask directly, but said, "Hey, you long-haired guy, can you show me what you're carrying?"

The Monkey King shook his head suddenly, as if he was nervous.

Sure enough, Zhou Zhou still cared a lot about what kind of impact that fairy grass had on the future Monkey King.

"Wait for me to cast the immortal method...... Aren't you just a pot of flowers and plants here?"

Zhou Zhou looked at the Monkey King's package a little bit apart, and immediately had an answer.

The Monkey King's eyes were full of novelty, and he didn't know that even if Zhou Zhou didn't use his magical powers, he could judge what it was through the traces of the package.

Then, the Monkey King learned Zhou Zhou's movements, pointed a little at Zhou Zhou, and then scratched his head a little strangely.

The spell failed.

Beside him, another woman came over with a vegetable basket on her shoulder, her face worried.

The Monkey King looked at the side for a while without speaking, and walked into the distance step by step, gradually moving away from Zhou Zhou's side.

Somehow, in close contact with Zhou Zhou, the Monkey King seems to have a very close feeling......

It was because of the gravel hanging around Zhou Zhou's neck.