Chapter 53 People are floating in the rivers and lakes, pretending not to be stabbed!
"People are floating in the rivers and lakes, pretending not to be stabbed! I hum left and right,......
On the official road, as if mentally ill, an adult dressed in a Manchu official uniform came. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
But in fact, it is not Manchu now, so this person is mentally ill, and he hums an incomprehensible tune in his mouth, and he has to complain a lot.
"Child, you have learned all my true biography, and I have nothing more to teach you,...... And I'm crippled, I can't go with you anymore......"
Ye Xiuwen is like an old woman, shaking her head, and she has to pout, learn from Xiao Sheng, and she can go to the Spring Festival Gala.
"I've passed everything on to me? Isn't it because of those two sentences: Once you enter the palace gate, you can't enter the public gate when you live, and you can't go to hell when you die?
Isn't Lao Tzu also in the public gate? Isn't this a good life?
And I have a gold medal arrow in my left hand and a sword in my right hand, I can kill whoever I want, and I can kill whoever I want,......
Eh, system, Lao Tzu has killed so many people, why hasn't he reached the realm of Qi training? Open the character attribute interface for me......"
"Ding-dong......"
After a system prompt, Ye Xiuwen's character attributes unfolded.
Host: Ye Xiuwen
Title: King ** of the Ming Dynasty (Movement Speed +1, Defense +1, Attack +1, Dodge +1,...... )
Titles: Guard, Ouchi Agent, Thug, Killer, Dog Minion, Zero Zero Dog,......
Experience: 150000/2000000 (Pulse Training: 70/72)
Forced: 3560 points
Martial Arts: Xingyi Fist (Great Perfection), Beast Soul *12, Eight Extremes Close to the Body (Great Perfection), Beast Soul *13, Silent Sword Technique (Great Perfection), Sword Soul *13, Hanging Door Sword (Great Perfection), Sword Soul *9, Death Sword (Great Perfection), Sword Soul *9, Wind Chasing Sword (Great Perfection), Sword Soul *1, Five Poisonous Palms (Great Perfection), Beast Soul *5, Three Vertical Fish and Goose (Great Perfection), Beast Soul *3, Five Ghost Soul Breaking Knife (Great Perfection), Evil Ghost Soul *5,......
Fighting Spirit: 194
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"Hahaha! There are still two levels left, Lao Tzu will reach the Qi Cultivation Realm, and the fighting soul has also condensed 194, cool! It won't take long to surpass Mu Rong, that little pheasant, hahaha......"
"Ah?......h Oh, there's no reason, dog, my son, you've died so miserably,......"
"Who's so upset?"
Ye Xiuwen was happy there, he didn't want to cry from afar, and he was still crying.
Ye Xiuwen was a dog, so he felt very angry.
"Whew!......"
Ye Xiuwen lifted his robe, and after only a few ups and downs, he came to the place where the cry came from, but he saw that it was a little old man with mixed hair. He was about to use his belt to hang himself from a crooked neck tree.
"Hey, little old man, why are you crying about me?"
Ye Xiuwen said with great dissatisfaction, and also startled the little old man, and he shook the stone, and the person fell.
"Who are you?"
The old man who is emotional, his eyes are not very good, it may be presbyopia.
"I'm passing by, I'll come and see if you cry to me!" Ye Xiuwen felt pity for this old man, and he didn't know himself, so he was crying there, he came to tell this old man that he was okay! No need to cry anymore, and crying, he was also depressed.
"I'm crying for my son,......"
"Eh, little old man, you're not right, you can't cry me, and you take advantage of me?"
Ye Xiuwen was even more dissatisfied.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, the little old man is really sorry, I'm really crying for my son!"
The little old man was tight, and he could be regarded as an apology to Ye Xiuwen. But in fact he worshipped a stone.
"Alas, it's all old like this, and there is no one to support you, is it quite pitiful?"
Ye Xiuwen felt that his heart was too good, but seeing such a poor little old man, it was inevitable that he would have to help.
"Little old man, I think you are quite pitiful, I have a hundred taels of silver tickets, and you have flowers,...... Hehe, don't ask me what my name is, I'm Lei Feng, hahaha......"
Ye Xiuwen was very happy that he had done another good deed. But he didn't want to, he wanted to leave, but he was caught by the little old man.
"Benefactor, this hundred taels of silver can't save the little old man's life, you better take it!"
The old man doesn't want it, Ye Xiuwen thinks it's very strange, in this world, there are still people who don't want money.
"Look, give you money, don't want it yet.
Let me tell you, I see that you have been kicked out of the house by your children, disgusted that you are old and useless, and threw you out.
It doesn't matter, you come with me, I'll take you to the lawsuit, I'm familiar with the officialdom!"
Ye Xiuwen was self-conscious and helpful.
"Ah? Engong, there are acquaintances in the officialdom?"
The old man was startled, grabbed Ye Xiuwen's hand, and didn't let go.
"Yes, of course, there is, from the local officials to the palace nobles, there is nothing we don't recognize,...... Hahaha! Your son is an official, and when he becomes an official, he doesn't recognize his six relatives, so he doesn't want Lao Tzu, haha! It doesn't matter, if I say a word, he can treat you as a grandfather and ......."
Ye Xiuwen is very happy, he has done another good deed, and it doesn't matter if your old man wants it or not, just pick it up and leave.
............
At this moment, Ye Xiuwen carried the old man away, and the 'Prancing Horse Town', which was ten miles away, was staging a head-killing scene.
The county order's surname is 'Gou', and the double name is 'Guan'er', so people are called Gou Guan'er.
At this moment, Gou Guan'er is sitting on the prison platform, with the sun on his head, and he can't stop pressing tea.
The weather was hot, and his official uniform was wet. But in fact, he was nervous, and from time to time he glanced at the two people on the stage.
The two men, a man and a woman, with waist-length hair and prison uniforms, were pressed against a wooden pier with their hands tied behind their backs.
There was also a 'peach' tied up in her mouth, which made her speechless.
And beside her, there was a silly boy who didn't speak very well, but seemed to care very much about the woman who was being kidnapped.
He struggled, as if trying to find the woman, but the executioner held him down.
Saliva ran down the corners of the man's mouth and onto the wooden pier.
"Oh, what a grievance? That dog, but pitiful, how can he kill people without the power to restrain the chicken?"
"Yes, yes, yes! This dog official, arbitrarily adjudicating cases, is simply a careless disregard for human life?"
"Hmph, you don't know yet, do you? This is a big case, I heard that this case is related to that Huang Gongzi,......"
"Huang Gongzi, you mean?"
"Shhhh,......h
When Huang Gongzi was mentioned at this time, everyone was talking about the tiger's color change, and no one dared to talk more.
And at this moment, the Gou Guan'er looked at the sky and shouted: "It's not too early, let's do it!"
"Your Excellency?"
"Take it, take it ......"
The shopkeeper asked for an order, Gou Guan'er threw down the token, and the shopkeeper suddenly shouted: "My lord has an order, it has arrived at three o'clock in the afternoon, and the execution is ......."