"Be honest! Get down! Hold your head! ”

"We really have bullets in our guns!"

"Skinny, why are you stressing this?" Zhu Su's third uncle, that is, the fat police officer, asked in wonder, and then looked at the two teenagers with a smile, "You two are very good, you are a good boy for righteousness and bravery, I will write a letter to your school to commend you!" ”

Mu Qian pointed to Zhu Su's sweaty face: "It's good to commend this one, I haven't had time to come up to help, he has already solved these gangsters." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Very good, haha, yes, all the young people of my old Zhu family are good!"

"Hey, hey," Zhu Su suddenly smirked, although he wanted to say that he had a convulsion in his head and accidentally exploded his own small universe...... But the five thugs were really knocked down by him, and this is not to be said.

Another scrawny police officer: "We're going to take them back to investigate, and we're going to lock them up for a few days!" Serious fines! Ahem, seriously review! ”

So, five tearful thugs were stuffed into the police car, and given the limited space inside the police car, the trunk was also stuffed into two.

Closing the trunk doesn't count as violent law enforcement, it should.

"You ......" the fat officer looked at the effeminate 'victim'.

The good-looking girl clutched her chest and quickly said, "Uncle, I have been seriously stimulated and need to rush to see a psychiatrist......

"Really?" The fat officer blinked.

Mu Qian: Such a clumsy excuse should not be easily believed, right?

The girl blinked pitifully, biting her lip with tears in her eyes.

The fat officer immediately believed it.

"Zhu Su, go take this little sister to the hospital and have a look," the fat officer hit Zhu Su with his shoulder with a smile and muttered, "Seize the opportunity, come on!" ”

The girl secretly rolled her eyes, and Mu Qian scratched her eyebrows, indicating that she hadn't seen anything.

On the fourth day of my part-time job, except for helping Zhu Su complete a heroic rescue of the United States, and then there was a very daily errand, and there were no more waves.

Not ten minutes after returning to the store, Zhu Su called and said depressedly: The girl can't be found.

Mu Qian encouraged him a few words: As long as you remember the steps of the hero to save the beauty, and the small universe explodes at the critical moment, then the good girl will have it, and the girlfriend will have it.

Hanging up the phone, he pondered carefully for a while, and muttered: "It's a little weird to think about it now, those gangsters look a little raw." ”

Mu Qian's memory is extraordinary, and he looks at Mian Sheng, who should not have seen it in a small town in ten years.

So, he thought of the windbreaker and sunglasses woman who stared at Zhu Su one day......

But he didn't tell Zhu Su, and he didn't think much about it, he smiled and continued to look for the value of life at work.

Several of the young girls became regular repeat customers, and Ki Qian could detect that two of them were communicating some 'autumn waves' to him from time to time, but he didn't respond.

The object of love must be cautious, after all, it is the first love of the demon king.

At three o'clock in the afternoon.

"Welcome to the next time."

"Can you add your WeChat friends?" A girl bit her lip and said, looking at Mu Qian's smile that remained unchanged at the corner of her mouth, her face turned red again, and she lowered her head and explained: "It's for, ask if you have a seat here in advance......

"Sweep it," Mu Qian smiled and held up his WeChat business card, "I will serve you wholeheartedly." ”

"Your name is funny, Mu Qian...... Hee-hee, then, goodbye. ”

"Welcome to the next time."

Mu Qian replied with a smile, and when the girl trotted away with the background music of "Where is the Spring", he couldn't help but roll his eyes and take the store door with him.

What about politeness? What about the basic etiquette of being a human being? How can you say other people's names in front of others!

Funny? This is the Demon King's real name! No one knows anything but this town!

"Xiao Qian, the guests here order food!"

Sister Juan's younger sister and the second lady of this snack bar greeted with a smile.

As mentioned earlier, this is a female college student, and it is also on vacation. My sister's name is Juanzi, and my sister's name is Qingtian, so it can be seen that the fat aunt and his wife are still more arbitrary. Sister Qing and Sister Juan have similar appearances, ordinary and featureless, but they are also quite attractive, and they are more beautiful because of their youth.

"Come on!"

Mu Qian ran over with a smile and took out the menu from the cloth bag of his apron, looking like he was already very skilled in business.

……

When I got home from work, I watched TV with my parents, and played a puzzle girl game with Xiaoling for more than ten minutes, and returned to the house under the pretext of going to bed early.

Under the window is his desk, on which is placed the summer vacation homework that he has completed early, as well as four famous books of classical literature: "The Story of the Stone", "The Golden Bottle", "The Jade Flutter Regiment" and "Take an Angel to Cultivate Immortals".

The night breeze was slightly cool, the curtains were slightly rippling, and although he opened the window widely, there were no mosquitoes to harass him.

If there is a mosquito that can suck a mouthful of the demon king's blood, it is estimated that it will be the rhythm of becoming a sperm.

He turned off the bedroom light, turned on the lamp on the desk, carefully removed the wooden chair, and so that the legs of the chair did not make any noise, and then dragged out his research report and continued to write about the research conducted in the past two days.

"Life Research Report"

--The Dialectical Relationship of Reproduction and Love: Part I:

Reproduction, which is the basis of the existence of species, is a serious and serious proposition.

Love is an eternal core theme in various comics and novels, and it is also an important symbol of human social civilization.

Falling in love first and then reproducing the race, Mu Qian feels that it is a kind of 'romance' at the level of civilization. The degree of development of a civilization can be easily judged from whether the group that has the opportunity to reproduce for the sake of population reproduction or the group that reproduces for the sake of individual experience.

From this point of view, the level of human civilization has been many steps ahead of the demon world, and the demon world is basically still in the first option, but human society has entered the second option very early.

This is reflected in the fact that human individuals who are good-looking, have a better body, and have more resources are more likely to be favored by the opposite sex.

With the deepening of the study of wood migration, human beings have now reached a new realm - [refusing to reproduce for the sake of personal experience], resulting in a continuous decline in fertility rate. This was a civilization that Mu Qian had thought about for a long time a few years ago, but he couldn't figure it out.

Finally, after he came across some comics with the '18r' logo, he realized how it was achieved.

Most of the ways to do this are to rely on the various brands that are often displayed next to the cash register counters of convenience stores...... It's a small box.

Remarks to the Research Report (Article 12): If he has the chance, he must try what that thing does, and practice is the only criterion for testing the truth.

From Mu Qian's point of view, as the apex of the power of a world, he naturally has his own unique point of view...... I'm not afraid that the demon king is cultured, but I'm afraid that the demon king will fight if he has culture.

Teacher Mu concluded: If love is not for reproduction, it will be meaningless.

There are more than 1,000 words written in his head, and Mu Qian has also straightened out his love research ideas. He felt that he had to study the small matter of love in a special and subdivided way, and before he had actual combat experience, he could find more examples for behavior analysis and imitation learning.

Although Mu Qian didn't know what the significance of making this research report was, who he could promote it to, and what kind of impact it would have.

Maybe it can be used as a document for the demon clan. Thinking of the demon world and literature, he naturally thought of those chattering demon clan ministers, Mu Qian smiled softly, stretched his waist, moved his muscles and bones, and planned to sleep.

The summer life when I started working part-time was unexpectedly fulfilling. It's not like last summer vacation, when I stayed at home and had nothing to do, and the whole demon king was a lot more decadent.

Boom! Knock knock!

There was a knocking sound on the wall, and Mu Qian turned off the lamp, got up and closed the curtains, pressed the curtains with this dictionary, and jumped onto his soft single bed.

Knock knock!

Fingers tapped lightly on the wall twice, which was a simple communication with Xiao Ling. The little spirit next door smiled contentedly, but still slept sideways against the wall.

One wall, two beds, separated by youth, driven away by loneliness.

Mu Qian has some insomnia tonight, thinking about a love object that can be observed or practiced.

He first thought of the figure at the bottom of his memory, which was also relatively vague, when he was a scholar before becoming a demon, the childhood sweetheart with pigtails......

I thought of Sister Qing again, and I thought of the girls who added WeChat in the store today, and the girls who confessed to themselves......

Anyway, even if he thought of Xiao Ling by chance, he wouldn't admit it.

In the demon king's current cognition of human emotions, family affection and love cannot be confused, and the former should be higher than the latter.

As for whether he will change this perception in the future...... The devil knows.