Chapter 004: The Unlucky Director
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In the dream, he beat people up happily, but when he heard this, Li Mubai was dumbfounded, how did he get this VIP together?
Who can tell him where that top-up page is?
But the stupid and cute automatic setting program doesn't care about this.,Directly and quickly automatically generate synthesized electronic sounds in his mind.,
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"Hey, don't bring this, isn't this a hooligan?" Li Mubai was completely stupid......
"Ouch, ouch, what's wrong with me? Why does my body hurt so much? My face, how my face is swollen!"
Wang Anlin originally just planned to take a nap, but a sudden sharp pain in his body made him wake up instantly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Woo~Hmm~ my ...... Uh-huh~hmm!"
According to one of the five miraculous statistics of the scientific community, the great mother endured about 57 dol of pain during childbirth, which is roughly equivalent to the average person breaking 20 bones.
(DOL is a unit of measurement for pain)
And a man, if he is going to be broken, then he can only congratulate, because it is equivalent to giving birth to 160 children at the same time!
Or the equivalent of 3,200 broken bones!
Although Li Mubai's strength is impossible to directly kick Wang Anlin's vital point to pieces, it is still possible to kick a little.
In short, Wang Anlin at this moment, he can't kneel, he can't sit, he can't speak, and he even wants to stop breathing.
Because the pain that penetrated deep into the bone marrow knocked him to the ground almost instantly,
How he wanted to be dizzy, but there was no way,
Because the strongly stimulated nerve center is constantly issuing mandatory commands, self-regulation does not allow him to faint, because it may cause the body to fall into a deep sleep permanently.
"Director Wang, Director Wang, what's wrong with you?"
The door of the office will not be closed, so that someone can come in at any time to report work, and a teacher who happened to pass by and heard the movement inside kicked the door open in a panic.
However, today's Wang Anlin can no longer cross Erlang's legs as usual, comfortably leaning on the leather seat and waiting for others' flattering words.
At this moment, he was hunched over, sweating profusely on the ground, struggling and rolling back and forth, like a cooked but not dead shrimp.
"Come on, Director Wang is sick~!"
The frightened soprano instantly resounded throughout the corridor, and teachers and students who watched the excitement or wanted to help came in.
What made everyone dumbfounded was that there were no scars on Wang Anlin's body, what was wrong with him?
"Get out of the way, Dr. Liu from the school infirmary is here. ”
With a shout, everyone got out of the way, and Dr. Liu, who hurried to arrive with a medicine box, took out his stethoscope.
But before he could touch Wang Anlin's belly, he decisively got up and shook his head, "Call 120, Director Wang is dying." ”
"Wow~"
The crowd was shocked by this sentence, and then several teachers took out their mobile phones at the same time and began to dial 120.
"What the hell is going on, Director Wang is a good person, but it won't work if he says it's okay?"
Unfortunately, no one could give her a definite answer.
Doctor Liu couldn't do it either, he didn't even dare to touch Wang Anlin's body, for fear of getting into big trouble, "Get out of the way, Director Wang needs a good breathing environment, go out! With so many people blocked, is he still dying fast enough?"
As a doctor stationed in the school, he dared to let go of the physical examination of a cold, but he would never dare to be infected with this life-threatening disease, because he clearly looked at Wang Anlin's big hands that were covering his lower body.
Obviously, this is a man's lifeline!
Anything that involves eggs, don't dare to touch him if you kill him, and if something goes wrong, you can't drag him to death!
Everyone waited anxiously like this, watching, and there were also good people who saw Director Wang's injury with their own eyes, and began to bite their ears in a sneaky whisper,
"Do you know where Director Wang was injured? Haha, it's a man, you know. ”
Don't think that fifteen or sixteen-year-old high school students don't understand anything, at least the big hand that is holding it has exposed everything.
"Really, but how could a man hurt that?" said that he didn't understand anything, and asked decisively,
"I don't understand this, I must have been ruined by someone at that time. "An unscrupulous student giggled and walked away,
It's not real to stand on the periphery, but in order to show that the students who are well-informed are even more outrageous,
"The good news, the school is in the corridor every day, and the fat ~ pig that caught us was ruined, and it will lie in the office and die. "That's a little bit reliable,
"I'll tell you, don't tell others~" and the nervous one, "I heard that Director Wang of the school was in the office with the art teacher just now, what do you know, but the teacher's husband broke it on the spot, and directly abolished Director Wang!"
"Why is it an art teacher?"
"Silly you, I don't believe it myself, so many teachers are around, and the art teacher is crying, and I usually see Wang Fatzi walking with the art teacher every day, and there must be an unspeakable story between the two of them. ”
Bao inquired about making up a rumor that the masses liked to see, and then continued to improve the artistic processing.
"Yes~" The onlookers who suddenly realized nodded suddenly......
It is conceivable that in this world, not only girls gossip, but in fact, men gossip is even more terrifying than girls!
A middle school is not small, but it can be said to be big, and it is just a school after all, and it is this kind of peach-colored lace news, and it will spread after a while.
In line with the principle of enjoying what you hear and seeing the excitement is not a big deal, anyone who hears the news will spontaneously and consciously spread to the people around them.
No, when it came to the mouth of the eighth person, Director Wang became a soft egg and wanted to make a hard bow, so what was coated with 502 glue, but it stuck to the desk and couldn't be torn off, and it was pulled hard, didn't it just hit the egg?
The glorious image that our Director Wang accumulated in the past is all ruined anyway, and with the help of people with intentions, things will be even worse.
All in all, even if he can recover and return, I'm afraid he won't have the face to mess around in Yizhong.
Because even the aunt who cooks in the canteen knows Director Wang's great deeds, and while listening to the gossip, she has to express her disdain......
"What the hell is this Wang Anlin, as the director of teaching, he is doing wind and rain in the holy place of teaching and educating people in the school. ”
Qiu Zezhong, the principal of No. 1 Middle School, who came back from a meeting of the Education Bureau, heard Wang Anlin's affair before he stepped into the school gate, and he was almost half angry.
Immediately waved his hand, "With someone, go to the hospital to see if he has woken up, let him start today and don't have to come to school again!"
Poor Director Wang, it took a lifetime of hard work to climb to the position of the school's teaching director, but unfortunately offended a Li Mubai,
In one day, it was hit hard!
When he woke up slowly, he felt the emptiness of his lower body, and suddenly became nervous.
"Do you feel some air leakage in your lower body?" the doctor smiled and reddened a little.
"Actually, it's not a major operation, it's just that some completely necrotic tissue structures are cut out, and it doesn't delay you to go to the toilet, but you have to change your posture, and you just need to squat when you pee in the future. ”
Wang Anlin trembled and stretched out his hand to touch it, flat?!
"Ah~" screamed, tilted his head, but he didn't completely faint to death,
"Director Wang, oh~no! Wang Anlin, the school has decided to expel you, why do you like to go in the future." When a school leader saw him wake up, he also said.
"What? this can't be! This is not true, what surgery, what hospitalization is fake, you let go of me, I am the Ninety-Five Supreme, who dares to expel me, hahahahaha~"
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