Chapter 418: Bingbing Edition, Doll!

"What are you shouting? Do you know what kind of place this is? Dirt buns from a small place, come to Chiba Province to set up a stall, right?

What kind of ship is this? How did you make it so luxurious? And you're the only one on board?

You don't know how to be thrifty, it's not that I said you, people in small places like you, even if they are rich, they are still turtles!

Hmph, you stand here honestly, I'll take a look on the boat, see if there is any contraband, if there is, you can wait to go bankrupt!"

As soon as Ye Xiuwen landed on the shore, he was stopped by the law enforcement team with an armband.

The leader is a fat man, the top strength of the Dou Sect, the big molars are leaking, and the pockmarked face is on his face, he took the two disciples of the Yanmen to inspect, and he had already walked over, not wanting Ye Xiuwen to shout, but he called them back.

As soon as I saw the guys, the luxury cruise ship? This must have been rich, so I ran back and prepared to get a ticket.

"Look, look, this is the lobster that can only be eaten by rich people in the legend? This is simply too extravagant, eh? Look here, it's still a little bit unclean, don't waste it!"

When the fat man got on the boat, he saw the lobster that had not been eaten cleanly on the table at the bow of the boat, and he gnawed it again.

"What's this? Like horse urine?"

The fat man, taking a sip of shrimp, actually saw half a bottle of beer.

The beer looked yellow, and he thought it was horse urine, so he took a sip.

"Ahh

Luxury cruises, daily meals, isn't this the life you want?

What is fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-thief, that's a fart, Lao Tzu wants money, a lot of money, become a real master, and then make more money!

The fat man made up his mind and made excuses everywhere.

In fact, there was nothing on the ship, he had rummaged through it, and there was nothing but the leftover meal on the table.

But there is such a thing as a crime, as long as you are willing to use your brains, there are still some things.

The fat man had a serious expression, put his hands behind his back on the cruise, turned around twice, and then said angrily:

"Extravagance, extravagance, this is a great sin, when the people are still eating chaff vegetables, you eat such a luxurious meal? This is a sin in itself!

Therefore, it seems that Lao Tzu will not fine you, it will not work, people like you should educate and educate well!

Now I'm deciding, fine, fine, 100 billion,"

"Poof!"

Ye Xiuwen almost didn't vomit the overnight food, because he felt a little disgusting.

"Hmph, what? Influenced by my heart of justice and justice, right?

Alas, I, who am also kind-hearted, can't see that you people from small places have a sad face.

In this way, I see that you can't bring so much money when you go out, so I'll give you a chance to compromise!

This, this yacht belongs to me, no, it belongs to our 'Yanmen', our Yanmen, that is the most reasonable place, when will you make up enough 100 billion, then come to our Yanmen to redeem it! Okay, you can go!"

"Are you paralyzed?"

It was the first time Ye Xiuwen met such an unreasonable person, and he really wanted to go up and kick him to death.

"What's the matter, you still don't leave, do you have an opinion on my treatment?" But seeing that Ye Xiuwen didn't leave, the fat man looked very angry.

"How dare you, how dare you, I was deeply impressed by your selfless temperament!

You're so right, I know that I'm guilty and I'm willing to be punished, but the villain has a reluctant request?"

Ye Xiuwen's performance was very realistic, and even with a gesture, the fat man actually laughed.

He didn't expect that Ye Xiuwen would be so good at being a man, so he must have been conquered by his selfless heart.

"Tell me, what else do you want, tell me! As long as it's not too excessive, it will naturally depend on you!"

The fat man happily agreed.

"Actually, there are no too high requirements, I just want to witness the majestic wind of your boat going to sea!"

"Hehe, you kid, sweet mouth, can do things, I have a waist card here, hold it, no one cares about you wherever you set up a stall!"

The fat man was so happy that he actually gave Ye Xiuwen a piece of the door's clearance waist card.

Ye Xiuwen was also very happy with the waist card, and then bowed to the two behind him: "Two, don't you want to sail out to sea?"

"Hey, hey!"

The two smirked, not daring to speak, but when they saw the fat man's signal, they dared to board the boat.

"Alright, let's go!"

Ye Xiuwen waved his hand, and the boat left, while the fat man and the two junior disciples were taken aback.

"Eh, eh, why did this ship leave on its own?" cried the fat man.

"Voice-controlled, you let it turn left, it turns left, you ask him to turn right, just turn right, say stop, it stops," Ye Xiuwen replied.

"Really? to the left,"

The fat man tried it, and it was really smart, and he immediately shouted: "Speed up, speed up! Let Lao Tzu see how fast you are!"

"Huh!"

The yacht disappeared and flew into the sea.

"Okay, okay, with this thing patrolling, I'm no longer afraid of stowaways,"

"Yes, senior brother, we have met a fool today, you are just a little tricky, such a good yacht is ours!"

"Hahaha! I have meat to eat and water to drink, eh?

The fat man was wondering, he didn't want to step on the empty feet, the boat under his feet was gone, and the three of them fell into the sea together.

"Gollum, Gollum, I can't swim, Help, Gollum, Gollum!"

"Hahaha! stupid, just rely on you, and you also want to cheat Lao Tzu?"

Ye Xiuwen clapped his hands, shook the waist card in his hand, and swaggered out of the dock.

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, officially stepping into the country of Chiba, the world of high martial arts, the system will give an additional doll as an encouragement!"

"Puppet? What do you want a puppet for?"

"Ding Dong!, the system prompts, the host can choose not to, but you will definitely regret it, because this is the ice and ice version of yo,"

"Poof! Bingbing version? Is it Li Bingbing, or Fan Bingbing?"

Ye Xiuwen was despised by the system again, and he couldn't wait to click on the system interface, but when he saw that it was really an inflatable-baby-baby,

No, it's like an inflatable-baby-baby-doll, which caught Ye Xiuwen's eyes!