Chapter 136: This bed is so soft
Yan Wangqing was confused by Fang Ze's inexplicable words and didn't know how to answer, the two interrupted the chat process for a while, at this time, Xue Zhi and the others came over with a live chicken, a piece of paper, and a few sticks of incense. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Because of the lack of materials in Cangyun Castle, the three animals used to connect the worship were not ready. And this rooster is because it is going to crow in the morning, so it has been left until now. And the paper in Xue Zhi's hand is Jinlanpu.
Others worship, worship the statue of Guan Gong, but the Cangyun Army worships, but it is the military flag of the Cangyun Army.
Fang Ze and Xue Zhi knelt down in front of the military flag, put on incense, and recited the oath of worship, and then Feng Yebei took out the Jinlan spectrum, and the two bit their fingers and wrote their names on the Jinlan spectrum with blood.
Of course, Xue Zhi is the eldest brother, after all, his sons are about the same age as Fang Ze, and it is more than enough to be a big brother.
After the two finished writing the Jinlan spectrum, Feng Yebei cut off the head of the chicken with a knife, poured the chicken blood on the two empty bowls, and then motioned to Fang Ze and Xue Zhi to drip blood, and then the two drank it down.
"Big brother. "Little brother. ”
After two salutations, the brotherly relationship between the two was recognized. Xue Zhi's face was full of joy, after all, recognizing Fang Ze's brother was equivalent to recognizing a granary for Cangyun Jun.
But Fang Ze's expression was very strange, it seemed to be a little, disappointed?
Xue Zhi saw what Fang Ze's expression was about to express, and felt a little puzzled, this bow was asked by you to bow down, why are you still disappointed after the bow is over?
Originally, after the end of the worship, Fang Ze and Xue Zhi needed to get up, but because Fang Ze had maintained a disappointed expression on his face and couldn't stand up, Xue Zhi had to keep kneeling.
The two of them knelt down for more than ten minutes, because there was no blanket or anything like that on the stone slab of Cangyun Castle, Fang Ze's knees quickly turned red.
Fang Ze rubbed his stiff knees and stood up, while Xue Zhi also quickly stood up and beat the dust on his clothes.
Everyone thought that the matter would end like this, but unexpectedly, Fang Ze looked at Xue Zhi, suddenly grabbed Xue Zhi's shoulder, and said very solemnly, "Big brother, I don't think a single worship can reflect our brotherhood that is stronger than Jin Shi, so let's bow again tomorrow." ”
Fang Ze's image at this time was very much like a second-year teenager with a brain capacity similar to that of an orangutan, which made everyone present speechless.
There is such a thing as a sworn prayer, and there is still one time that is not enough to worship twice? You should be between husband and wife, it takes days, and you have a long-term relationship!
Say choose an auspicious day for the zodiac, you don't agree, you have to rush to pray today, after the prayer is over, you actually have to pray again the next day?
Xue Zhi was very melancholy, and the rest of the Cangyun Army present was also melancholy.
They really couldn't guess what this businessman who claimed to be from the Far East was thinking.
It's strange enough to sell something, and you still need to bow to buyers, but it's not enough to bow once, you have to bow a second time!
Xue Zhi didn't know how to speak for a while, and he was now a little skeptical that the person in front of him was teasing himself. But looking at Fang Ze's serious expression, Xue Zhi knew that there must be some reason in this that he didn't know.
Fang Ze completely ignored the strange expressions of Xue Zhi and the others looking at him, but pretended not to know his physical strength, yawned, and then said.
"Since I have become brothers with Xue Shuai, then I am also your own person in the Cangyun Army, can you give me a guest room, let me rest tonight, and let's discuss the matter of the second bow tomorrow." ”
It's really late.
Moreover, because most of the barbarians outside Yanmen Pass have night blindness, they will not attack the city at night, so night is also an excellent time for the Cangyun army to rest.
Xue Zhi instructed Yan Wangqing to find a room for Fang Ze, while he rode along the city wall connecting Cangyun Fort and Yanmen Pass, preparing to finally inspect the garrison of Yanmen Pass.
Although there were basically no rooms in Cangyun Castle that could make people sleep comfortably, Yan Wangqing still adhered to the attitude that the gold lord was the greatest, and gave Fang Ze a house that was originally used to house the officials sent by the imperial court to inspect.
The entire Cangyun Castle, and the stone bed of this house are still covered with a mattress that is not too thick.
Fang Ze asked people to bring in the meat dumplings, and then after a few polite words with Yan Wangqing, he sent Yan Wangqing away.
After making sure that there was no one around to monitor, Fang Ze took out his mobile phone, opened the system software, tinkered with it for a long time, and finally scolded the system a few times every day, and reluctantly gave up.
"Daddy, otherwise I'll suffocate me by talking. The first thing the meat dumplings said when they came in was to pour bitter water with Fang Ze, explaining that they were talking like this, and they were not allowed to speak, which was very, very uncomfortable. ”
Fang Ze looked at the meat dumpling, pinched his face, and then said, "Bear with it for two more days, when we open up here, after we go back, you can speak with confidence." ”
"Suffocating the bear. Dissatisfied, the meat dumplings rolled around on the ground, rolling around.
In fact, the reason why the meat dumpling doesn't speak is not because a talking panda will cause others to covet or suspect anything, after all, there are enough mysteries on his body, and he doesn't care about one more.
Besides, Feng Yebei had heard the meat dumplings speak.
The reason why Rou Tuanzi didn't speak was because the bitter lesson in the Pandaya world really made Fang Ze feel apprehensive about the crow mouth of Rou Tuanzi, what if he said something nonsense again, and suddenly made the people of Cangyun Army change their minds and directly attack themselves.
Looking at the meat dumplings lying on the ground rolling around to express dissatisfaction, Fang Ze smiled, canceled the effect of his Ice Wind War Song's conceptual armament suit, and then took off his shoes, stepped on the meat dumplings with his two feet, and played with the meat dumplings as fitness balls.
"Dad, your feet stink!" Meat Dumpling immediately protested, and a roll rolled out of the range of Fang Ze's feet, and then climbed the mountain bed.
"Dad, this bed is so hard, will it be uncomfortable to sleep. ”
"No, it won't. Fang Ze took off his clothes and placed them neatly on the table in the room, and then said to the meat dumplings, "This bed is very soft." ”
"Dad, are you having a problem with your eyesight? Meat dumplings tapped their fingers on the thin mattress, and immediately there was a dull sound.
"What's the difference between sleeping in this bed and sleeping on the floor. ”
"I'll tell you the difference. Fang Ze picked up the meat ball, then spread it flat on the bed, rubbed its belly, and said, "Do you feel soft?"
"I didn't feel it at all. "Meat dumplings tell the truth.
"That's right. After Fang Ze finished speaking, he lay on the meat dumpling, his head resting on the thick fat of the meat dumpling, holding the thick and warm fur of the meat dumpling, and said happily. "This bed is so soft. ”