Chapter 001: The Best Miscellaneous Servants
Zuo Xiaodao was extremely depressed and put a bunch of spirit grass on the trough, and immediately a group of unicorns surrounded him, and the heads of the beasts scrambled to squeeze into the trough. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Looking at the eating appearance of this group of unicorns, Zuo Xiaodao sighed, shook his head helplessly, and said: "What kind of low-level spirit beasts do you eat well, poor master, I haven't eaten today." ”
It's been almost a month since Zuo Xiaodao came to this world of cultivation everywhere, how did he come here?
It's even more depressing, he only remembers that one night, he was masturbating to Mr. Cang on the computer screen, and when he was tired, he fell asleep in front of the computer.
Who knew that after waking up, he crossed over to this body called Zuo Xiaodao, which can really be described as a big thing!
You say that you will cross, and everyone who crosses is attached to what kind of family and talent.
However, Zuo Xiaodao crossed over to an outer sect handyman of the Dongyuan Sect, not only did he not have the qualifications to cultivate the Dao Method, but he also had to desperately serve these spirit beasts and feed them every day.
If you don't have enough to serve on one day, then you don't want to eat on that day.
It's a tragedy to the extreme.
However, Zuo Xiaodao is not completely without fun, the only fun is that there are many female disciples of the Dongyuan Sect, and these female disciples like to come to listen to Zuo Xiaodao's bragging.
No, in the distance, there were seven slender and good-looking female disciples running towards the left path.
"Brother Xiaodao, we're here!"
"Hey, the girls are here, but you little brother Dao want to die. Zuo Xiaodao put down the tools in his hand and smiled shamelessly.
The seven female disciples seemed to have long been accustomed to Zuo Xiaodao's teasing, and they didn't blush, but instead a honeycomb rushed up, grabbed Zuo Xiaodao's arm and said coquettishly: "Brother Xiaodao, what story are you telling us this time? The story of the Cinderella that you told us last time is very good." ”
"yes, yes, people really want that crystal slipper. ”
Zuo Xiaodao touched the chin of a female disciple beside him, and said with a sloppy smile: "Why don't I tell you a story about a fair-skinned beauty who was dragged into the jungle by seven fierce men today?"
When the surrounding female disciples heard this, they all blushed with shame, and said coquettishly: "Oh, Brother Xiaodao hates it to death, who wants to listen to such filthy stories?"
Zuo Xiaodao's face turned straight and said: "Who said this is a filthy story? Is my Zuo Xiaodao that kind of person, this is an innocent and romantic love story." Oh, and it's called 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'. ”
Subsequently, Zuo Xiaodao told the seven female disciples the story of Snow White and the seven dwarfs.
Of course, on the way to tell the story, it is inevitable to take the opportunity to rub off the oil of these female disciples. However, these female disciples were deeply attracted by Zuo Xiaodao's story, and they didn't pay much attention to Zuo Xiaodao's groping pig hands.
That's it, and from then on, Snow White and the prince lived happily ever after. Zuo Xiaodao made an ending gesture, his eyes narrowed...... Oh no, he said affectionately to those female disciples.
"Wow, Snow White is so happy!"
"Yes, but that witch is so hateful!"
"Seven dwarfs are so cute!"
The seven female disciples chattered and discussed, and after discussing for a while, they still said with unfinished meaning: "Brother Xiaodao, we haven't enjoyed it yet, you can tell us another story." ”
Zuo Xiaodao touched the cold sweat on his head, and said helplessly in his heart: "Hey, the seven female disciples really have a great appetite, and it seems that I can't feed them alone." cough cough cough ......"
"Hehe, girls, you can tell the story whenever you want, you Xiaodao brother has a lot of goods in his belly, but, I don't know ...... the thing I asked you about last time" Zuo Xiaodao looked at everyone with anticipation.
These female disciples all looked around a little nervously, and then one of the female disciples quickly took out a book from her arms and quickly stuffed it into Zuo Xiaodao's arms.
The female disciple said, "Brother Xiaodao, we are only the lowest-level disciples in the outer sect, and we can only obtain the first and second layers of the Qi Refining Period, no matter how high we are, we don't have it. ”
Zuo Xiaodao excitedly took the book stuffed by the other party, hid it in his clothes without looking at it, and then said: "I know that Xiaoqing is the best for me, come, kiss one!"
Xiaoqing was amused by Zuo Xiaodao and giggled, and then said: "Brother Xiaodao, you also know that miscellaneous disciples are not allowed to practice spells, and this time we also took a great risk to secretly give you the mental method of the first and second layers of the Qi refining period, you must not let others find out, otherwise we will all be expelled from the sect." ”
Zuo Xiaodao waved his hand and said: "The girls treat me so well, how can I let the girls fall into danger, don't worry, I will never be discovered by others." ”
Zuo Xiaodao teased with the seven female disciples for a while, and then the seven female disciples claimed that they were going back to continue their cultivation, and they all left.
After the seven female disciples left, Zuo Xiaodao immediately added a large pile of spiritual grass to the trough, and then couldn't wait to rush back to the residence of the miscellaneous disciples.
The four miscellaneous disciples of the Dongyuan Sect were in the same room, and when Zuo Xiaodao returned to his residence, the other three miscellaneous disciples happened to go out to work.
Zuo Xiaodao closed the door of the room, then quickly climbed onto the bed and pulled the book out of his clothes.
Zuo Xiaodao excitedly looked at the big words "Qi Refining Period 1st and 2nd Layer Mental Method" written on the cover of the book, and his heart was about to jump with joy.
Damn, Lao Tzu can finally cultivate.
In his previous life, he learned from the novel that he was a master of cultivation, and he had the ability to fly with a sword and take the enemy's head thousands of miles away, and today my brother is finally going to become such a awesome character.
With trembling hands, he turned the first page of the book, which first introduced that the Dongyuan faction was one of the seven major sects in the Xiaoyao realm, and the patriarch of the sect was Dongyuan Zhenren, which had been established for 1,500 years.
Zuo Xiaodao glanced at it and quickly flipped over, there are hundreds of cultivators in the Freedom Realm, and whether the current Dongyuan Sect can rank in the top seven remains to be debated, as for what kind of sect patriarch or the like, Zuo Xiaodao thinks to himself about my! Lao Tzu just wants to know how to cultivate into a person who cultivates the truth.
The second page is a quick turn over to some sects following the rules. The third page is the same, and it is not until the fifth page that the cultivation of the mind begins to appear.
"Those who cultivate the truth, cultivate the truth by pretending. Learn the Tao and practice, seek the true self, and keep the false and the true. ”
"If you want to cultivate the truth first, you must first refine the qi, and the first phase of the qi refining is divided into nine, and when you reach the nine, you will enter the path of cultivating the truth. ”
"Refining Qi on the first floor, meditating sincerely, feeling the Great Dao, meditating and knowing the aura, leading the qi into the body, refining into the used ......"
Zuo Xiaodao finished reading the mental method of the first layer of the qi refining period in one breath, and then recalled it in his mind, Ji'er began to meditate sincerely, and felt the existence of the surrounding aura according to the method taught in the mental method.
Before I knew it, half an hour had passed......
Zuo Xiaodao finally relaxed in frustration, and said: "It's impossible, according to the mental method, a talented and intelligent person can feel the flow of aura around him in a quarter of an hour, and a peerless genius like me should not be able to detect it in a moment!"
Zuo Xiaodao thought narcissistically, then picked up the mental method again and looked at it again, confirmed that the method of his perception was correct, and then meditated again to feel the existence of the aura around him.
Another half an hour passed, and Zuo Xiaodao still didn't feel the existence of the aura around him.
"Could it be that this house has blocked all the spiritual energy from the outside world?" Zuo Xiaodao thought as he looked at the room with closed windows and doors around him, and then got up and opened the two windows in the room, anyway, it was the working time of the miscellaneous disciples, and no one should sneak back like him.
When the window opened, a fresh breeze blew in from outside, and it was immediately refreshing.
Zuo Xiaodao secretly thought that this time it should be okay, so he confidently returned to bed to meditate.
A quarter of an hour passed......
Two quarters of an hour passed......
Another half an hour passed......
Zuo Xiaodao opened his eyes suddenly, angrily threw the cultivation method on the ground on the side, and scolded: "Damn, is this cultivation method wrong, why can't Lao Tzu feel the existence of aura." ”
Then Zuo Xiaodao shook his head again: "Impossible! Xiaoqing, they have all cultivated to the first level of the Qi Refining Stage through this mental method, and she will not lie to me." ”
"Could it be ......" Zuo Xiaodao thought of this, and suddenly lost all his thoughts.
It is said that Xiuzhen is extremely talented, which is the so-called "spiritual root".
Outer disciples like Xiaoqing and the others were only included in the outer sect by the Dongyuan faction after being selected at various levels, and became the darlings of thousands of people who could cultivate the mental method.
And those who don't have a spiritual root, even if they know the mental method, even if they cultivate for thousands of years, they won't be able to reach the level of the first level of the Qi refining period.
Although Zuo Xiaodao is very confident in his IQ, this body is not the body of his previous life after all, it is just the body of an outer sect handyman in this cultivation world.
Since he is a miscellaneous servant, it means that his talent is not very good, otherwise he would have been a full-fledged disciple a long time ago.
And take 10,000 steps back, a high IQ does not mean that the talent for cultivation is high, the kind of person who suffered from congenital brain disease in his previous life, but showed amazing talent in a certain field, Zuo Xiaodao has not seen less.
"Zuo Xiaodao, you come out for Lao Tzu!"
Just when Zuo Xiaodao's thoughts were in despair, an extremely domineering voice came from outside the door, which seemed to penetrate the wall of the door and rushed directly into Zuo Xiaodao's ears.
Who would be here? And they came all the way to play the left trail, and even more so the tone sounded very unkind.
"Don't be the senior brother who manages the miscellaneous disciples, if he knows that he is lazy, don't think about today's meal. ”
Zuo Xiaodao hurriedly put away the cultivation method that was thrown on the ground, and then opened the door......