070 A miserable day begins in the morning
Guan Xiaofei only thought she was joking, and didn't take her words to heart, and after returning home, she used to toss the seal card, which was a big project. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Tang Hulu and Xiang Xiang fell in love with horror movies, and the two of them screamed like killing pigs while eating in the living room, which was inhumane.
I don't know what sensational murder happened here, and I don't know which policeman who didn't have the heart to report it, and the police have come several times.
After the police came, they didn't see the murder scene, but they had doubts about Tang Hulu and Xiang Xiang, two little Lori who behaved strangely.
He kept interrogating Guan Xiaofei, and the look in his eyes completely treated him as a human trafficker, especially when he found a large number of bad publications in his home.
These are the collections of the bad uncle Guan Shan, and there is also a series of poor breasts in them, which seems to confirm the speculation about his abduction and trafficking of girls.
The police took out the handcuffs and prepared to take him away, but at the last moment, Guan Xiaofei called the old dean for help.
The old man called the police chief again to explain the situation, and the police left suspiciously, and Guan Xiaofei breathed a sigh of relief.
"How can I, a good law-abiding citizen, be treated like a prisoner? Blame you two, alas. ”
He sighed, and he could only ask the two of them to behave, or they would not buy them snacks to eat, and they would have restrained a lot.
"It's been too long since I've made a seal card, it's a little rusty, and the materials are not ready, I have to add it, otherwise I can't use it just with an ancient artifact in my hand......"
Speaking of this, Guan Xiaofei decisively silenced, this is his secret, no one knows, he just waits to show his hand in the future.
"Forget it, I'm tired enough today, it's almost time to sleep, if I don't sleep lazy on Saturday, I'm so sorry for my life!"
Guan Xiaofei yawned and walked to the bedroom to lie down on his back, he was really tired.
In his sleep, he completed the final process of card making, and the opponent he was about to face was Song Lin's grandson.
Under Song Lin's dumbfounded gaze, he pulled out the card that was enough to scare him.
"How is this possible? Ah, it's amazing, Xiaofei genius, if I lose, you can spare me!"
Song Lin in the dream knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, how could he ever see a card of this level? Ten of him, no, he can't beat a hundred.
"It's not normal for you to lose, after all, you are against this day, and there are a few people who can bear it, hahahaha. ”
Guan Xiaofei was triumphant, and the surrounding audience heard a tsunami-like cheer, and the young and beautiful girl fans asked him for autographs.
"Do you want to sign it? But why didn't you get the notebook, where should I sign it?
He looked at a writhing and beautiful young girl, and his saliva was about to flow out.
"Oh, Xiaofei genius, you are so smart, of course you signed here, hurry up, people will be embarrassed. ”
The beautiful girl turned her back to him, the lotus leaves were warped, and the breath of youth made people's blood gush.
"Poof, signed on the **? Simply, it's so happy, a wonderful life, this is the life that high school students should have, long live!"
Guan Xiaofei was so excited that he was incoherent, but at this time, the picture suddenly changed.
"Xiaofei, you are very fat, you dare to sign other girls' ** after lifting the old lady's skirt, do you want to die?"
The blackened Situ Weiyang woke him up instantly, and he immediately jumped up from the bed.
"Oh! I was wrong, there will be no next time, just let me go...... Oh, is it a dream, it's eight o'clock?"
Guan Xiaofei woke up from his dream, his head was covered with cold sweat, Situ Weiyang in the dream was really terrifying, he had a heavy psychological shadow.
"But I don't have classes today, and I sleep until twelve o'clock, so what's the smell......? The smell of burning?"
Sensing that something was wrong, he jumped out of bed and went straight to the kitchen, where smoke was already rising!
"I turned off the gas last night, how could it catch fire......? What are you doing here?"
Guan Xiaofei rushed to the kitchen to put out the fire, but was stunned when he saw Situ Weiyang, who was wearing an apron, his face was covered with soot, and he was smiling.
"Morning, Xiaofei, are you awake? Oops, oops, why don't you sleep more, the love breakfast is not ready yet." ”
Situ Weiyang was stir-frying in the pot, and his smiling appearance was really cute, if it hadn't burned the kitchen to pitch black.
"Breakfast of love? Why do I think you're killing people and setting fires? Making a breakfast can make the kitchen like this, and ......"
Guan Xiaofei still wanted to count her crimes, but he noticed that something was wrong with Situ Weiyang's eyes, so he followed her gaze.
"Xiaofei, this, this is the boy's morning one, is that one?"
Situ Weiyang looked a little excited, almost like Columbus discovering the New World.
"Oh, no, it's not what you think, it's normal, isn't it? Damn, I really didn't have any strange dreams!"
He fled back to the bedroom and put on his pants, which was a shameful scene. 、
It's also a shame to Situ Weiyang, a cheeky girl, if it were someone else, he would have been unable to be a man for a long time.
"Ahem, it was all an accident just now, you just ignore it, you don't see anything. ”
Guan Xiaofei walked to the dining table after finishing freshening up, he had already changed his clothes, but he always felt that something was strange.
"I always feel like I've seen something amazing, husband, you're really good!"
Situ Weiyang gave a thumbs up, and she placed the saucer in front of Guan Xiaofei.
"Don't say such ambiguous words, okay? I'm also ashamed......!
Guan Xiaofei looked at the contents of the dish and asked with some hesitation.
"This is the breakfast I made for you, try it, it's very delicious." ”
Situ Weiyang clasped her hands in front of her chest, looking very nervous, and her big bright eyes carried a sense of expectation.
"Well, I don't mean to be offended, there's nothing wrong with eating squid rice in the morning, but ...... Why are the squid still alive?"
Guan Xiaofei saw the squid legs that were still wriggling in the saucer, and he couldn't put down the chopsticks at all.
"Living represents freshness, you see how energetic it is, eat it today must be full of energy and vitality!"
Situ Weiyang squinted his eyes and smiled very happily, and there was black ash on his nose.
"But don't you think it's too cruel to treat an innocent squid like this?"
Guan Xiaofei's face was full of black lines, and he kept speculating about how to make her more accepting of the fact that she was not suitable for cooking.
"It's an honor to be eaten by us, no, it's its fate. ”
"I can understand by pouring a layer of ketchup on it, it's seafood, after all, but what's the deal with this chili sauce?"
"Isn't it very beautiful and very appetizing?"
"Well, frankly, did you go to your Situ Group's chemical industry for a period of time?"
"Xiaofei, now that you're still growing your body, you can't be picky eaters. ”
"I don't seem to be very hungry, so I ......"
"If you don't eat it, I'll kill you, the big pervert who beeps early in the morning!"
"I'll eat!"
For Guan Xiaofei, the tragic day has just begun.