Chapter 665: You do the first year of junior high school, and I do the fifteenth
"Why do you get a small piece of cloth for the new clothes you bought?" Little Pepper rolled her eyes, for her who often buys ready-to-wear clothes, this question is too simple, and sneered, "I still need to ask about this question, isn't it just for patching?" ”
"Wrong!" Hua Gongshe raised his index finger and said with a smile, "Listen, the real intention of the manufacturer is to test and find the most suitable washing method for you." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"How so?" Pepper couldn't believe it, "It should be patched!" Sewing and mending for another three years. ”
"That's what the answer says, don't be unconvinced." Hua Commune immediately said, "Why do you want to cheat? ”
Little Pepper's face froze, and then his eyes turned and he said, "What are you doing?" Didn't say a few questions at the beginning? Best-of-three. Again. ”
"Come again, come again." Hua Commune flipped through the book and looked for the question, "Hey! With why jeans have a small pocket in the pocket. ”
Little Pepper's heart moved slightly, this guy guesses he has never seen jeans! Hmph, underestimate people, deliberately scratch his ears and cheeks, "What are jeans?" ”
Hua Commune gave her a honey smile back, "If you can't, just admit defeat, there's nothing to be ashamed of." ”
"Are you mean? I know I didn't wear jeans. Pepper glared at him.
"You are the first year of junior high school, and I am not allowed to be fifteen!" Hua Commune looked at her proudly and said, "Accept it, the bed is mine." ”
Pepper smiled and said slowly, "Western cowboys and 19th-century gold diggers must have known the proper way to use this pocket, because when jeans were made, this little pocket was used for cowboys and gold diggers to keep their pocket watches." He showed a big bright smile at her, and looked at the surprised look of Hua Commune, and the smile became brighter and brighter.
"It's too early to rejoice! I haven't said my question yet? Hua Commune grinned.
Pepper glared at him angrily and said through gritted teeth, "Say? ”
"And the question is, what about the studs next to the pocket?" Hua Commune said slowly.
"Decorative, for the sake of good looks." Little Pepper said immediately.
"Wrong!" Without waiting for her to react, Hua Commune said, "Levi Strauss made his first pair of jeans, and the common problem for western cowboys and gold diggers who have always worn jeans is that the seams of jeans are easy to break, and these rivets are designed to strengthen the fastness of the pants. ”
"Haha...... Now it's a complete loss! Hua Commune happily rubbed his hands and said, my shelf bed.
"What do you lose?" Little Pepper stiffened his head, "I just said that I was idle and had nothing to do, but I didn't say that I would give up the bed if I lost." ”
Hua Commune was out of breath, and for such a shameless person, he held back for a long time and said, "You are playing Laipi." ”
"I'm just playing tricks, what's the matter, you bite me?" Little Pepper pouted, and at the end she made a grimace and was angry at the stinky tattered thing in front of her.
"No wonder Sage Kong said: Only villains and women are difficult to raise!" Hua Commune glared at her angrily and said, "Okay, okay, let's come again." ”
Anyway, if she is idle, she will be idle and the Hua Commune will continue to ask questions, and Xiao Pepper will not answer any of them correctly, and taunt her, "Ouch! It's not to laugh at me for watching "100,000 Whys"! Why didn't I get any of them right! The top student ......" looked at her mockingly.
"You despicable villain." Pepper squeezed a sentence out between her teeth.
"Little brother, it's time for lunch, aren't you going to leave!" The mother-in-law of the Jin family came over and asked.
"Don't go." Hua Commune shook his head and said, "How can I go back and explain when I leave, I am still waiting for your old wooden house with a stepping bed." ”
"I'm not leaving." Little Pepper looked at Hua Commune and snorted coldly, so that he would not give up the bed to him.
"Then since you're not leaving, this lunch?" The mother-in-law of the Jin family said embarrassedly.
"Auntie, please cook, what do you do and what do I eat?" Hua Commune hurriedly said.
"Me too." Little Pepper also said.
Hua Commune looked at the old man indifferently, patted his forehead and said, "As for the money for this meal, you said." ”
The mother-in-law of the Jin family immediately smiled and said two words, "Wumao." ”
"Ahh Little Pepper looked at the Jin family's mother-in-law in disbelief.
"Give money." Hua Commune took out five cents from his pocket and handed it to the Jin family's mother-in-law, shaking her head at Xiao Chili.
"What do you mean?" Little Pepper said like a fried cat, and happily took out the money and handed it to the Jin family's mother-in-law.
"I'm not interesting." Hua Commune shook his head and said, looked at the mother-in-law of the Jin family and said, "Auntie, hurry up and cook!" This stomach is a little hungry. "I didn't eat breakfast in order to get here.
"Right now, right now." The mother-in-law of the Jin family stuffed a dollar into her pocket and left happily.
The old man went into the kitchen, the smoke curled, and soon lunch was ready.
"Jajangmyeon! Yes! In the countryside, coarse tea and light rice. The mother-in-law of the Jin family smiled and said.
"Yes, yes, you can fill your stomach." Hua Commune smiled and got up, took the dishes in her hand and put them on the stone table.
Then he said, "Green bean mouths, toon sprouts, blanched leeks cut into sections; minced celery, lettuce slices, and dog's tooth garlic should be broken into two cloves; bean sprouts, remove the roots, and cut the cucumbers with thorns on the top flowers into thin strips; The heart is beautiful, cut a few batches, blanched beans and chopped dices, small radishes with green tassels; Drizzle a little chili sesame oil, and splash mustard to the spicy nose and eyes. ”
"Let's take a bite of old Beijing, Yao! Over the water, cucumber shreds, bean paste, and homemade pickles. The mother-in-law of the Jin family said shyly, "Don't dislike coarse tea and light rice." ”
"It's good, it's the most refreshing to cross the water in the summer." Hua Commune picked up the chopsticks and began to mix the bean paste, cucumber shreds, blanched mung bean sprouts, and chopped chili peppers.
"Suck and slip...... Suck ...... the fragrance of Hua Commune's food, raised his head and said, "Auntie, your craftsmanship is really good." ”
"Really? Then little brother, you can eat more. The mother-in-law of the Jin family looked at it and smiled, looking at Little Pepper, "Hey! Why don't you eat it? She thought for a moment and understood, "I made it myself, and it was clean." ”
Xiao Pepper lowered her head, suddenly raised her head again, looked at the Jin family's mother-in-law, and gently pulled the corners of her mouth and said, "Thank you!" ”
The mother-in-law of the Jin family waved her hand and said, "You use it slowly." The words fell and left.
The mother-in-law of the Jin family opened the curtain and entered the house, and the old man of the Jin family nodded at her and said, "You are a loser, it's just fried noodles, just a vegetable mixed with noodles, why are you shredded cucumbers and mung bean sprouts......"
"I'm not charging five cents from others, and I don't want to go for a dish." The mother-in-law of the Jin family hesitated and said, "We grow the cucumbers ourselves, and the mung bean sprouts are also made by ourselves, so we don't need money." ”
"What don't you want money? Don't you need money to burn a fire! The old man of the Jin family said stingily.
"Firewood is collected, and no money is needed." The mother-in-law of the Jin family secretly glanced at him and whispered.
"You told me what is good about you, I picked up the firewood, I am tired and have back pain, don't you need money to apply plasters?" The old man of the Jin family trembled his hands and pointed at her, looking like he hated iron but not steel, "After following me for so many years, how can you learn Yicheng!" ”
"What are you still standing?" The old man of the Jin family said fiercely, "Where's my noodles!" ”
"Coming right away, coming right away." The mother-in-law of the Jin family said in a panic.
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"Disgusted with uncleanness, huh?" Hua Commune stopped his chopsticks, looked up at her and said, "Wasting food is a great crime. Shaking his head, he said, "Hungry as you go." Looking at the untouched noodles in front of her, "If you don't eat it, give it to me, I don't have enough bowl." ”
As soon as the words fell, "Gurgling......" Pepper's face turned red, "This is mine, and I paid five cents." As he spoke, he lowered his head and began to mix noodles, looking at the coarse porcelain pottery bowl with disgust, but unfortunately he was really hungry, so he picked up the chopsticks and ate with his eyes closed.
"Suck and slip...... Suck ......"
Pepper frowned and said, "Hey! Ay! ”
Hua Gongshe stopped his chopsticks, raised his head to look at her, and said, "You're talking to me." ”
"Is there a third person here?" Pepper looked at him irritably and said, "Can't you eat quietly?" It's the same as a pig. ”
"Ugly?" Hua Commune was confused, and suddenly remembered, "Oh! You said snorting, hey! Do you eat noodles without sound at home? Pointing at her, he said, "Show me how." "A look of waiting.
Little Pepper lowered her head, put the noodles in her mouth with chopsticks, and "sucked ......"
Hua Commune sneered and said, "Can I eat it?" Gee...... Little pepper, your voice is no less than mine! The sound of sucking noodles is getting louder and louder.
"I'm." Xiao Chili lowered his head angrily and continued to eat noodles, not noticing for a while, and the sound of sucking was louder than the voice of Hua Commune.
"Haha......" Hua Commune laughed unceremoniously.
"Laugh, and I'm not afraid to drop my jaw from laughing." Pepper angrily picked up the bowl and left.
After eating, the old couple of the Jin family went to work in the field, and Hua Commune and Xiao Chili sat in the courtyard.
"Hey! Are there still books? Sitting dryly, Little Pepper looked at Hua Commune and said.
"Hey, who's that?" Hua Commune said without raising his head, "Don't I have a name?" ”
"You didn't tell me? How do I know what your last name is? Little Pepper said patiently, if it wasn't for boredom, how could she be quiet.
"When you ask for someone's name, don't you know how to report your home first? You also grew up under the roots of the imperial city, so I don't know how to do this. Hua Commune crossed Erlang's legs and said without being salty.
"Isn't it just a broken book? Miss Ben is not uncommon to see. Little Pepper puffed out her cheeks angrily, like a big frog.
Hua Commune is so beautiful in her heart! It can be regarded as 'revenge'.
The scorching sun shone directly on the earth, and the intellectuals in the trees screamed hoarsely......
Little Pepper was holding a fan in his hand, and his heart became more and more irritable.
"Cao Tianjiao!"
"What?"
"I said my name is Cao Tianjiao." Pepper introduced herself, "Now you can lend me a book!" ”
"Contemptible Chinese Commune?"
"Poof...... Giggle......" Cao Tianjiao almost laughed, "You can't really be born in the year of the People's Communization Movement!" ”