Chapter 59 Tomorrow, Japan and South Korea Tripartite Friends
"Master, let's stop talking nonsense, I know that people in some small places, especially those in the mountains, got married early, now you give me a thorough explanation, do you have any experience in that area. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ info "When Guo Jia was approaching the nightclub, he stopped and asked Tian Zhongqiu a very important question.
"Yes. Tian Zhongqiu didn't think there was anything he couldn't say, he directly told his situation, and he came out to play, so there was no need to pretend to be innocent.
Hearing Tian Zhongqiu admit it, Guo Jia was not surprised, the four words that knocked him down in the restaurant just now are definitely not something that ordinary people can know.
"Master, how many times have you done it?"
Tian Zhongqiu thought about it seriously, although he had a good memory, he ......
"I'm sorry, I can't remember this kind of thing, it's meaningless, right? When the number of times exceeds a certain number, it's just a number. β
"Damn!" Guo Jia scolded, and said very seriously and sincerely: "Master, can we not pretend to be forced?"
Tian Zhongqiu was helpless, shrugged his shoulders and stopped talking.
Guo Shaoxia calmed down for a moment, and then asked again: "You don't remember the number of times, you always remember the number of people, right?"
I remember this, but the number is a bit high, and Tian Zhongqiu thought that the other party would not believe it if he said it, so he said helplessly: "Is it meaningful to discuss this? Guo Jia, if you can't think about it, I'll go in first. β
Although Tian Zhongqiu has never been in a nightclub, with the skill of "standing god", he doesn't have to worry about finding a female companion at all, so Guo Shaoxia at this time is actually a bit of an eyesore, and a little in the way.
"Damn!" Guo Shaoxia scolded, originally thinking of taking the opportunity to educate this novice, but he never expected it to be an old driver!
After Tian Zhongqiu walked to the nightclub, Guo Shaoxia also chased after him, and at this time Guo Shaoxia was wondering, when did the people in the mountains become so powerful, which mountain is this!
"Master, you can't do it without me! Do you know Korean?" Guo Shaoxia smiled proudly: "I will!"
Hearing Guo Shaoxia say this, Tian Zhongqiu thought of something else, and said to Guo Shaoxia: "Guo Jia, you said that if we go to the foreign language college to find some female tour guides and female translators when we go abroad, will it be easy to get two free translators?"
"You don't need to be in China, you can now use your mobile phone to send a regional radio in Chinese, and you can catch a bunch of Korean girls who are proficient in Chinese." Guo Jia smiled, took out his mobile phone and shook it, and said disdainfully: "You must not have dating software on your mobile phone, right?"
"Is technology so advanced now?" Although Tian Zhongqiu knew that this 1997 was different from the 1997 in his memory, he also stayed in 2017 for some cognitions, and there was no such software in 2017.
"Hmph, can't keep up with the times, right?" Guo Shaoxia finally regained a little confidence, took out his mobile phone and opened the software, and then said: "This is a popular ball game software in China, it is a new product that just came out this year, have you played online games? This is the same thing as the chat bar in online games, you can check the current channel around 100 meters, you can check the nearby channel of 10000 meters, you can check the regional channel around 20,000 meters, as well as the national channel and the world channel. You don't need money to download and use, but you need money to speak, the current channel is two hundred, the nearby channel is one thousand, the region is twenty thousand, the country is 200,000, and the world is 500,000. Of course, only the person who downloaded the app will be able to see the message on their phone. β
After the introduction, Guo Shaoxia said in the tone of his predecessors: "Your thoughts and consciousness can't keep up with the times, young people just have to be modest, don't always do anything, you can do it!"
Because he was too proud, Guo Jia didn't notice Tian Zhongqiu when he smiled and spoke, and when he finished speaking, he saw Tian Zhongqiu squatting in a corner and quickly pressing something on the keyboard with two thumbs.
"Master, what's wrong with you? someone is looking for you?" Guo Jia asked a little strangely.
Tian Zhongqiu is holding his mobile phone with both hands at this time, unlike Guo Jia's mobile phone, Tian Zhongqiu's mobile phone is a little bigger, only a little shorter than the palm, as for the thickness of three centimeters, and there are buttons on it, compared with Guo Shaoxia's touch screen mobile phone, it looks very rustic, and the workmanship is not exquisite.
Tian Zhongqiu continued to press quickly on the mobile phone with his thumb, and said without raising his head: "I'll make a program, wait for the mobile phone to lock the women within a hundred meters around, there are a lot of Chinese information on the mobile phone, and then we will find a reliable tour guide." β
"Damn!" Guo Jia looked at Tian Zhongqiu, who was pressing his thumb quickly, and was about to cry, "Master, I'm convinced! Don't be like this, can we talk well?"
"If you have money, go and send a message yourself, go in and play by yourself, and I'll find someone to take me in later." Tian Zhongqiu also ignored Guo Shaoxia and let Guo Shaoxia play aside.
Guo Shaoxia was depressed and couldn't be more depressed, if he really let Tian Zhongqiu make up a program to hook up with a girl by himself, then Guo Shaoxia's reputation would be completely ruined, and it is always different to use money and technology to hook a girl.
Guo Shaoxia squatted beside Tian Zhongqiu and patiently persuaded: "Master, look, we are here to play." If you use this kind of foreign object to find a female partner, it's too ~ clichΓ©!"
"But aren't we here to consume?" Tian Zhongqiu looked at Guo Shaoxia, the two of them were indeed here to consume, "Aren't you here to find your first love or wife, what do you do so much?"
Guo Shaoxia really wanted to give himself a treat, he really had nothing to say.
"Master, use technology to achieve life goals, not the so-called foreign objects, so that after achieving results, will we have a greater sense of achievement?"
"You're right, but aren't I using technology right now?"
Guo Shaoxia: ......
"Well, I see what you mean. Tian Zhongqiu put away his mobile phone and said, "What you mean is that we use the technology of the game to play the game, use the technology of picking up girls to pick up girls, and use the rules here to entertain, right?"
"That's what I mean!" Guo Shaoxia's literary skills are relatively poor, and after hearing Tian Zhongqiu say everything he wanted to say, he immediately nodded excitedly, "Master, I will serve you alone in this broken place!"
Tian Zhongqiu thought about it, and finally decided not to pretend, that is, to suppress himself.
After fighting the landlord with Honami Suzuki for a night last time, Honami Suzuki and the other two complained about it, saying that they would no longer fight the landlord in the Mid-Autumn Festival.
This incident also made Tian Zhongqiu feel the need to reduce some aspects of his skills, just like when playing marbles with a group of children, if he still uses the martial arts of finger flicking magic to cheat, it is really ......
"Then you take me in, you can do anything for you, and when we find a female companion, we won't get in anyone's way." "Tian Zhongqiu decided to follow the country first.
Guo Jia nodded excitedly and said, "Yes! That's it! I want to tell you before I go in, don't call each other by our real names after we go in, I have a Korean name, called Li Yingjun, you can call me Brother Yingjun!"
It makes sense, just like you can't leave your phone number when you're a hussar, it's also necessary to change your face.
Now that the world is declining and people's hearts are not ancient, I won't say how many comrades have left their phone numbers and were invited to the police station for tea, this is a lesson in blood and tears!
"Then my name will be Ito Makoto, and you can call me Ito. Tanakata also gave himself a Japanese name.
So, Lee Young-jun and Makoto Ito walked into the nightclub.
The black-haired young man who had been paying attention to the two of them also thought about it after the two entered, and then said in Japanese: "I'll also give myself a name for Mingguo, it's ...... I really like the culture of the Tang Dynasty, the name Tang Guoqiang is easy to remember, and it sounds very good!"