1 o'clock in the morning, bar. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"You can be my boyfriend!"

The woman behind the bar looked calm and said lightly to the man sitting in front of her.

"Puff ......" Baobao, who was sitting on the stool, was frightened by the woman's words and almost fell to the ground.

Bao Bao covered his head and slowly poked his head out from under the bar: "Are you sick?" I don't even know your name! And we've only known each other for twenty minutes. ”

Yes, only twenty minutes into each other.

Bao Bao didn't know what was going on, but when he woke up, he appeared in this strange place, and if you asked him where he woke up, no one would believe him - he came out of the grave.

At that time, he was drowsy and dim, and he heard the sound of "ping pong" outside, and soon saw a door in front of him being opened.

Only then did he realize that he was lying in a coffin.

Then he said cutely--Are you here to steal me?

Then I heard those people howling "Hell, hell, hell" and ran away.

But then Baobao saw that those people disappeared in an instant without running a few steps.

"Hell, ghost, ghost, ......," this time Bao Bao howled.

Bao Bao suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, he crawled out of the grave, and ran down the hill at a speed of 100 meters.

In addition to the bleak starlight overhead, there were flickering neon lights in the distance, and Baobao didn't understand what it was all about, but he knew that it was a city, so he could only speed up and run towards it.

Although the distance does not seem to be too far, it took Baobao more than half an hour to get to the city even after walking and running, and here, he finally felt the human taste.

After wandering aimlessly on the street for twenty minutes, Baobao finally found that the city he lived in was completely different, the street billboards were unfamiliar, and many of the storefront's products were actually signs he had never heard of.

Baobao is completely confused, what the hell is this place?

Although the clothes on his body were not dirty, they were very trendy and there was not a penny, and Baobao didn't know what to do for a while.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a bar next to it, and at this point in time, it was actually very quiet inside, and it seemed that business was not very good.

Bao Bao entered the bar, he didn't have many ideas, he just wanted to rest in it for a night, and if he could, it would be better if he could ask for some snacks to fill his stomach.

He had just experienced something that science couldn't explain, and now he really didn't dare to wander the street alone, and his fear would increase in the second half of the night.

The owner of the bar is a woman, a very beautiful woman, at least Baobao has never interacted with a woman of this level before.

Fortunately, the woman seemed to have a good heart, and she didn't drive him out, and chatted with him, but the content of the chat was...... I kept asking him about his private affairs.

Bao Bao also took some words out of the woman's mouth, and learned that this was no longer his original country, and it was inevitable to be shocked, but he had to accept this incomprehensible reality for the time being.

As for the question of women, Baobao's answer is naturally very simple - orphans, abducted by human traffickers, mixed living, and black households......

But even if he killed Bao Bao again, he couldn't have imagined that the woman would suddenly burst out with a sentence "You should be my boyfriend"!

The woman seemed to have anticipated Baobao's reaction, and said lightly at this time: "Although it has only been twenty minutes, I already know you very well, you have no father, no mother, no learning, no skills, you have been abducted by traffickers since you were a child, and you basically have no ability...... Anyway, you're a good fit for me in every way. ”

That's what you ask for a boyfriend? Damn, can you still have a little dream?

Bao Bao stared at the woman stunned for a long time, and finally he made a judgment: "I think you are sick!" ”

After saying this, Baobao immediately turned around and left, even if he slept on the street, it was better than staying with this nervous person.

Marry him?

Bao Bao looked down at himself, and to be honest, even he was a little disgusted with himself now......

"Aren't you not there yet? As long as you promise me, I can let you be a waiter here first and give you a base salary of 5,000. The voice of the woman behind her was still as flat as water: "Moreover, I can help you apply for an account." ”

Baobao has made up his mind at the moment, he doesn't have a hukou identity now, it's really not easy to find a job, and the basic salary of 5,000 yuan for a waiter is definitely not the bottom.

On top of that, the woman promised to help him with his household registration.

Baobao turned around and asked carefully, "I can work here...... But not you, okay? ”

It's not that Baobao doesn't like beautiful women, and he only knew each other for twenty minutes and asked for a partner, although this kind of thing occasionally happens in reality, isn't it love at first sight!

But Baobao didn't think that it could fall on him now, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that there must be something wrong with it.

If you can get a job here first, you will have a foothold in this strange city, and you can slowly get your hukou right, and you can plan for the future.

The woman shook her head and declined: "These two things are one." ”

Bao Bao stared at the woman's jewel-like eyes, trying to see something from her expression, but the woman was like a sculpture, and her expression barely changed.

Bao Bao Deng was a little panicked, it's okay if you are usually paralyzed, but if you are like this in bed, it is better to be inflated. What about dolls! At least the dolls have a style that can be called!

"It's just a boyfriend, it's not a marriage, if it's not suitable to be separated again, you don't need to be so nervous."

Hearing the woman's words, Baobao thought about it for a long time, took a deep breath and finally made up his mind, and shook his head resolutely: "...... Deal! ”

Although Baobao knows that this woman has a little calculation in her heart, but she doesn't have anything, what can she want?

At best, he could help her build a few sons - the only contribution Bao felt he could make for her at the moment.

The woman finally showed a smile, which was as warm as the sun and as pure as the moon, refreshing under the reflection of the moon's white light.

System prompt: If an emotional expression is captured, is it stored in the emotion package? Note: The goal is happy because of the fulfillment of the wish, emotional energy: positive.

A mechanical voice suddenly sounded in Baobao's mind, and a frame popped up in front of him, just like a large LCD screen, but transparent.

What's the situation?

Paula was stunned.

He didn't move, and the box didn't move, as if it was waiting for his choice.

Bao Bao swallowed dryly, and muttered carefully: "Save ......"

System Prompt: Congratulations to the host for getting an intermediate emotional expression - happy.

There is also a line of prompt below: the host can use the mind to control the appearance and disappearance of the interface, and if in doubt, the mind can also be used to communicate with the system.

What the hell is the idea? Bao Bao thought like this, and secretly said in his heart: "Disappear ......"

The system interface disappeared in an instant.

"Appear!"

The system interface instantly appeared in front of you.

"I'm a good girl! What a hell of a day! No, no, no, no...... I'm a ghost myself, right? ”

Bao Bao was frightened by his own thoughts, and stretched out his hand to slap his face.

"Smack!"

When the woman saw this, she was stunned, and she couldn't understand what Baobao was doing.

System prompt: If an emotional expression is captured, is it stored in the emotion package? Note: Subject is surprised by host self-harm, Emotional Energy: Medium.

Nima is here again?

"I'll save!" Bao Bao roared in his heart.

System Prompt: Congratulations to the host for getting an intermediate emotional emote - surprised.

"Fuck off Lao Tzu right away!" Bao Bao roared in his heart.

The system interface is gone again.

Baobao was stunned in an instant, uncle, you can even understand this......

It's just that within a second, the system interface pops up again, and a line of words appears on the interface, and a mechanical voice sounds: "If you capture an angry expression of Yu Qiyuan, you can reward the host with a high-level anger emotion, and because the host accepts the task for the first time, you can reward an additional professional skill." ”

Baobao glanced at the upper right corner of the interface, where a woman's avatar appeared, which was the woman in front of him.

"So this woman's name is this...... Yu Qi Kite, meet a strange fate? It's a very unique name! It's almost comparable to this baby. Bao Bao muttered in his heart.

Yu Qiyuan's expression had returned to calm at this time: "What are you doing?" ”

"Don't worry, you wait for me to think about it for a while, after all, this is a big issue related to the next generation, and I must choose a good gene for my future son." Bao Bao held his chin and said.

"......" Yu Qiyuan didn't know what to say, so she simply remained silent.

Baobao had already realized that Yu Qiyuan couldn't see the system interface, otherwise he would have jumped to his feet in fright, so he first entered the "help" interface to see what the hell this system was.

Emotion system: The target's emotions can be collected for the host's use, and emotions can be used in a variety of ways.

What's so simple? Do you want to pit the baby like this?

Is the system too retarded? Or does the system think that the baby's IQ has surpassed Einstein's to know everything by this sentence alone?

After thinking seriously for a while, Baobao finally thought that it must be the second reason, don't ask why, pretend. This matter cannot be broken.

However, Baobao still didn't know what was in front of him, but thinking that he had already been reborn, and when he encountered this kind of strange thing again, his ability to accept it was much stronger than before.

"Have you thought about it?" Yu Qiyuan urged.

When Bao Bao heard this, he glanced at the task again, and thought to himself, don't care, finish this task first, and then talk about it, see what effect it can have, and what professional skills will be rewarded, it sounds like it's not bad.

So he glanced up at Yu Qiyuan and said, "You come out, I'll see how you are in shape first." ”

Yu Qiyuan didn't say anything, and walked out from behind the bar,

She wore a pair of white sneakers on her feet, white tight trousers, a white shirt, straight and slender legs, a round hip, a swelling waist, and a bulging chest - so that Baobao had every reason to wonder if there was something in it.

This figure and the face that brought disaster to the country and the people, Bao Bao suddenly felt that with his IQ exceeding Einstein...... I can't understand why the other party is looking for him to be her husband.

Baobao swallowed his saliva and moistened his dry throat: "Find me a boyfriend...... Are you sure you're not mentally ill? ”

Yu Qiyuan shook her head.

"You're not even sure if you're mentally ill?" Bao Bao suddenly exclaimed.

Yu Qiyuan nodded again.

"What?! Are you sure you are mentally ill? Baobao exclaimed again.

Yu Qiyuan: "......"

"Are you going to answer my question with a third head movement now?"

"......" Yu Qiyuan was silent for a while, and finally spoke: "I'm sure I'm not mentally ill." ”

Angry! Hurry up and get angry!

Baobao was a little helpless, so deliberately adjusted. She didn't get angry at the play, thought for a while and said, "Can your facial expressions be richer, such as ......?"

The system prompts: "Do not allow the other party to make corresponding expressions, otherwise the task will fail." ”

"......" heard the sound of the system, and Baobao's words were stuck in the middle of speaking.

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PS: 1. This book is nonsensical, joyful and funny style, mainly I want to let book friends read with a pleasant mood, anyway, relax and relax! Happy hehe's the best. However, if you really hate this style of book friends, be careful! 0.0

2. Happy New Year! Happy New Year!! Happy New Year!!!