Chapter 061: Attracting Bees and Butterflies
"Hey, hey, let you go against me, you look good now!" After Yang Zheng finished speaking, he was proud.
"Why, why can my sister be Mulan, Xue Tao, and Wang Zhaojun, and I can only pretend to be a vixen?" To Yang Zheng's surprise, this dead shemale did not object.
"Damn, shemale, it's really a shemale?" muttered twice and said, "Because men like vixens, don't you know this?" ”
"You-?" The dead shemale glared at him, but didn't say anything more.
Yang Zheng didn't expect that the dead shemale didn't refuse to pretend to be a woman, and everyone didn't laugh at it, as if it should be like this, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and said in his heart: "Could it be that this shemale is a woman?" With this question, his eyes involuntarily swept to the chest of the ladyboy, but the chest was flat, and the peaceful one could no longer be peaceful, unless it was wrapped in something, it was absolutely impossible.
"Damn, could it be that you can't cut it yourself?" After thinking about it, I felt that it was impossible.
Just as he was studying indiscriminately, he suddenly heard the eldest lady and said, "No, I don't agree, I'll just go in alone, Xiang'er is still young, you must not do this?" “
"Sister, you and your mother work hard for the Peng family all day long, every time I watch you exhausted, do you know, I am very distressed, but I can't help you, this time there is this opportunity, sister, I am also the Peng family, you let me help, right?" The dead ladyboy said as he pulled the eldest lady's arm.
"But-?" The eldest lady glanced anxiously at the dead ladyboy, said a "but" I don't know what to say, moved her eyes to Mrs. Peng and shouted, "Mother-?" ”
Mrs. Peng sighed and said: "Xiang'er is not small, you have worked hard for the Peng family all these years, and now that Xiang'er is also older, it is time to help you, although Hua'an's method is a bit risky, but is there a better way, let's do it?" “
"Madame is wise!" Yang Zheng hurriedly patted the horse and said: "Madame, don't worry, my pair of so-called bullshit geniuses can't be right at all, the eldest lady is just pretending, attracting those bees to come, and obediently sending silver!" ”
"Hmph, it's so nice, I don't think it's possible, you keep saying that your pair is invincible in the world, I don't believe it, this is a lifelong event, it's not a child's play! If your pair is really that powerful, you might as well say it and give it a try for me, hmph, Ben-Ben Young Master's talent is also good? You're going to be so good at being right that you have to pass me first? The dead demon glanced at Yang Zheng with disdain and snorted coldly.
"A lifelong event, you are a big man, a fart lifelong event! It's good to be valued by those men who are good men! Scolding and scolding, but looking at the suspicious eyes of the two, knowing that the two of them didn't believe in themselves, thinking of the poster later, he shook his head and said: "That's it, that's it, today you can see how powerful the master is!" ”
Intentionally showing his hand, he was not welcome, snorted, and said, "Pen and ink are waiting!" ”
Mrs. Peng also had the heart to see and understand, and when she heard his words, she said to Fu Bo: "Prepare the four treasures of the study!" ”
Fu Bo answered, turned around, and came with the four treasures of the study in his hand, Yang Zheng was not polite, grabbed the red pen, and waved the big pen on the snow-white paper.
Eldest Lady, Mrs. Peng, the dead ladyboy was curious, twisted her neck to look, just glanced at it, and the three of them saw that on the white paper, a few big characters dragon flying and phoenix dancing, quite imposing, which shows that the penmanship is extraordinary, but this font is not a traditional character, which is quite strange, but it can also be recognized.
"I didn't expect this guy to write well!" The dead shemale snorted, and the eldest lady on the side frowned and whispered: "Smoke lock pond willow-?"
"Smoke lock pond willow-?" The dead shemale also read softly, frowned and thought about it, and said, "Sister pair? ”
The eldest lady didn't say a word, just kept chattering, and turned a deaf ear to the words of the dead lady.
Yang Zheng glanced at it, and many people on the field bowed their heads and groaned, but most of them chanted a few times, then shook their heads and gave up, only the mother and son of the Peng family were thinking hard.
"Is it really a family?" Yang Zheng muttered, and he also found it interesting.
After a while, Mrs. Peng shook her head first, sighed: "Although this pair is only five words, it seems simple, but in fact it is extremely difficult to match, in the couplet, embedded in the "fire, metal, water, earth, wood" five lines on the side, and the artistic conception is very wonderful: a quiet pond, surrounded by green willows, layers of smoke will be deeply enveloped, this is simply a landscape painting. If there is no same artistic conception, I can't get it right at all, I still have some knowledge to myself, and when I see this link, I can't do anything! ”
Yang Zheng didn't expect Mrs. Peng to be able to tell the subtlety of this pair, and secretly praised it in his heart, afraid that she would fall into any shadow, so he smiled and said: "Madame is really extremely smart, this pair is indeed the same as Madame said, its side contains the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, it seems simple, but it is difficult to match, this pair has been passed down in my hometown for thousands of years, but no one is right, I use it to do the problem of recruiting relatives for the eldest lady, and it can be regarded as the right time!" “
Mrs. Peng originally didn't believe that Yang Zheng had such a wonderful pair, but when she saw him write it out, it was indeed extraordinary, so she nodded and said, "It's really a wonderful pair!" “
It's time for you to change the list tomorrow, you have to give it a lot, and you don't think it's better, don't worry, the good-looking ones are still behind, please support them!