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You have made up your mind to drink all five of these people in front of you to the tree tonight!

But your feet are wobbly and you can't walk in a straight line.

Hathaway hugged you and sighed, "Okay, you go...... Go and rest, I'll drink the party, everyone. With a fierce glint in her eyes that could be relied upon, Hathaway in this mode was unstoppable.

All right

You are easily persuaded in a daze, and turn around to find your dance partner. I can't win the "Wine Emperor" trophy, and the "Dancing Emperor", the banquet has just begun.

There aren't many people who can dance a serious ballroom dance, and when your eyes are foggy, you see the instructors in the back row standing slim in the evening breeze.

Firefly-like sparks floated from the bonfire, and the ends of her hair were inseparable and reluctant. As if she were stunned and a devout believer looking forward to something, her eyes were dark but fierce, as if the entire starry sky had merged into it, into a galaxy. The red lips opened slightly, the teeth were slightly exposed, and all the hustle and bustle of the world gradually faded away, leaving only her long and extremely gentle sigh, so light, so quiet, so ashamed to be heard by anyone, but pierced straight into your heart.

The joyful dance floor has become a background color, hazy and invisible, and it is getting farther and farther away. She didn't step in before you stepped forward, but the creamy skin was flushed in front of the tip of your nose.

Perhaps feeling your breath, she turned her head,

The reflection of only you in the two pools of autumn water.

In the depths of her pupils, a man's hand was silently outstretched, and then the slender eyelashes were brushed into a blur, leaving only two rounds of crescent moon crystal clear. On such a summer night, the smooth silky cool touch of your palm makes you subconsciously want to be warm. Ten fingers interlocked, lifted into the night sky, body close to each other, this is the distance it should be, she gracefully points her fingertips on your shoulder, you wrap your arms around her waist. Feel the feel of the tulle skirt wrapping around your trouser leg with every move, rubbing and caressing with some kind of indescribable brisk rhythm.

When you look at her, she looks to the side,

When she looks at you, you look into the distance,

otherwise

If the eyes meet, no one can be sure who they are.

One song after another, I couldn't tell who didn't let go of whom's hand, so I continued one song after another. The hustle and bustle around seems to be long gone. She has a good smell on her.

Perhaps because of the evening breeze, your drunkenness gradually dissipated, and you asked: What perfume did you wear?

She smiled and shook her head, and responded: Nothing.

I don't know how long I danced with her, until the style of music changed to no longer fit for ballroom dancing, she finally wiped the delicate beads of sweat on her forehead with the back of her hand, bent over and panted, and laughed happily. Someone is laughing, and the listener is laughing along, even though neither you nor her can tell why. Probably because of the pleasure of tonight.

At the end of the song,

Eventually people will be scattered,

She bowed slightly and turned away, but her figure paused, as you still held her hand.

“...... Will you grow up?"

There's something hard to say about her smile as she stares at you. Only then do you realize that it doesn't seem appropriate to still hold the other person's hand, and the hand that is the same temperature as yours gradually slips away from your palm and disappears.

After bowing slightly,

The instructor in the back row pulls his sweat-soaked hair behind his ears and whispers to you, "In case you don't know...... My room is on the second floor on the right hand side of the left corner. ”

Well—that's how you answer.

Remember, right?

Probably.

Tomorrow I will inquire about the layout of the room on the second floor of the guild, it is too late tonight, I can only remember as much as possible, I hope it will not volatilize in the wind with the alcohol.

When you look back, you'll see that only Serafino, Lady Edward, and Hathaway are left on the side of the wine. The staff is dragging the heavy men and horses out of the field. The instructor in the front row was also lying in the shade of the tree, tossing and turning in pain, she had a hard time tonight.

Samuel high-fived everyone to pay attention.

"Some people may already know about the next link - the "Harmonious Emperor" competition. It doesn't matter if it's a joke or a talent show, the one who wins the most applause and laughter is the winner, and the judges are all of you!"

Several people rushed forward amid the cheers. They probably knew in advance that there was a game, so they prepared a small show, but more people did it on an impromptu basis.

There are those who sing,

There are those who dance,

There are also hilarious funny clown shows, of course, without makeup, purely as an aftershow for the banquet, participation first. The applause and laughter of the well-fed people came and went, as if last night's life-and-death battle had never happened. When you are born, you should be born well, and when you are fighting, don't be greedy.

A few of the improvisations are burlesque dances,

But it's more about telling jokes.

As the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic, the Class 1 Bard, who had just come to register today, took the stage. Surprisingly, as soon as he stood on the low and simple wooden platform, he caused countless people to cheer, and he didn't do anything. You look back and see that the screams are mostly from the nearby civilian neighborhoods. They had been neighbors with this bard for a long time and were very familiar with each other.

The bard has the aura of a star on stage, and you can wait and see how capable this guy is in the atmosphere. As far as the type of performance is concerned, it should be playing the ukulele and talk show jokes, without stage fright.

"First of all, thank you very much to the Adventurers' Guild for holding this banquet, and I am very emotional to let us unrelated civilians come to eat and drink for nothing...... Ah, I'm an adventurer now, so I'm not an unrelated person. In the spirit of ownership, I was just making my rounds to see who else was going to secretly pack up and take home food besides me. There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"This banquet is very loving, especially when I just saw a pair of father and daughter, which is really heartwarming. The father is about 50 years old, the daughter is in her twenties, the daughter is very well-behaved to peel a shrimp for the father, say something and laugh at each other, such a warm family. But why did they kiss later?"

"When I saw that my daughter was going to the chef to get the shrimp again, I followed behind and heard the chef refuse her, saying, 'This prawn is limited to three per person, and you have already received it.'" The daughter muttered, okay, then turned around and ran to remove her makeup, and when she came back, she took three more. Then the father took the shrimp and looked at his daughter and asked, "Who are you?"

After retouching her makeup, she was accosted by a handsome guy, and the two chatted. I don't know if she deliberately wants to reject the other party or if she really can't speak, she always talks over and over how rich and considerate her godfather is, and often praises how beautiful she is, and she is nervous when she sees her. The handsome guy looked at her: "I, I usually look, when I see beautiful women, I will also say nervously, speechless."

She sneered, "Your way of accosting you is so old-fashioned. ”

"But, but if you don't see it, if it's not good-looking, you will stutter. ”

She was so angry that her face was ugly, and she farted excitedly, and the handsome guy said in surprise: "Yo, still talk back!"

People laughed.

The bard walked off the stage triumphantly, and for a moment no one was brave enough to continue the performance. At this time, I don't know who pushed Tong En.

Tong En reluctantly stepped onto the stage.

What a surprise that she can tell jokes?

Coughing lightly, Tong En glared at the guy who pushed her onto the stage, and then said to everyone: "Saving the scene is like fighting a fire, I see that no one has to come to sacrifice ugliness." I'm not going to tell any jokes, just a true story. ”

"It's not a joke, you can't laugh. ”

"In the past, there was a little girl who had a lot of talent for spellcasting, and she boasted that she was a genius that was rare in a hundred years, but in fact she was indeed very capable, and it was rare for her to be able to cast hundreds of spells at a young age. Like all those who think too highly of themselves, she embarks on an adventure with a group of experienced mercenaries to explore the world. One day, she came to a forest and saw a goblin for the first time. She said to the goblin, "Hey, goblin!"

Burst into laughter from the audience.

Although the mercenaries advised the girls that it was a common misconception that goblins were weak, they should never be underestimated. The girl nodded and said to the goblin, "Hey, goblin, your nose is big and ugly!"

Hahahaha – people laughed.

"Hey, goblins, are you so few? As soon as he finished speaking, a large group of goblin ambushes appeared. After all the hard work, the girl said, "Hey, goblins, is this gone?" and more ambushes popped up from the depths of the forest. After the fight, the girl said, "Hey, goblins, you're skinny and small!" and a whole team of heavily armed goblins appeared, and the girl looked back and saw that the mercenaries had fled. People burst into tears of laughter.

After the girl was resurrected, she found the mercenaries again, and swore that they would never taunt the enemy again, and they agreed to take her on a journey. One day, the girl meets a real succubus for the first time. ”

The mercenaries told her not to underestimate these lowly demons, and to walk around them. The girl nodded and said to the succubus, "Hey, succubus, the last time I fell out of love was half a year ago!"

The mercenary could not save her, and several succubi appeared, and the girl said, "Hey, succubus, let's start with our friends!" After all the hard work to get rid of them, a whole team of succubi appeared, and the girl said, "Hey, succubus, why don't you call me for a party...... By the time the girl came back to life, it had been three years. ”

Most of the people in the audience laughed and staggered, except for a few people in the guild, who were stunned in place.

The girl found the mercenaries again, and swore that they would neither taunt nor make any indiscriminate gestures to any enemy in the future, and the mercenaries agreed to take her with them on the journey again. One day, the girl saw the phagosome for the first time. The mercenaries warned her not to listen to the whispers of terror, and to stay as far away as possible. The girl nodded, and shouted at the phagosome, "What, louder, I can't hear clearly!"

The mercenary hurriedly covered the girl's ears, but unexpectedly the girl shouted to the phagosome: "You have the right pronunciation of your mouth, I can't see clearly!" The mercenary felt that he covered the girl's eyes, but the girl shouted to the phagosome: I also have something to say about what you just murmured...... Later, it took a long time for the mercenaries to collect her bones. ”

Many have already laughed out of their breath.

Tong Eun achieved the first element of telling jokes: he couldn't laugh.

She really didn't laugh at all,

Can't laugh either.

Because the audience was so laughed at that few people could stand up straight, they could directly issue awards. You look at Tong Eun's expression as she holds the trophy of the "Harmonious Emperor" aloft, and like her, you don't know what to say for a moment. This...... It's not a joke, is it?

On the other side, with the sound of the chair falling to the ground, the winner was decided.

Mrs. Edward did not stand firmly, and fell directly to the ground, it was obvious that she was going to struggle to stand up, but there was no one to help her, and she could not get up on her own, so she knelt down and stood up again and again, with a smile on her face, and muttered, "It's been a long time...... So, pleasantly, ...... "How much did you drink, even the poison-immune vampires drank it."

Serafino sat down at the table, motionless, and fell asleep with his eyes open.

“...... I!...... Won...... Well. Hathaway staggered to her feet in her chair, holding up the empty glass in her hand, domineering. Vaguely, your ears catch Raymond muttering, "It wasn't a coincidence last time." Amazing story, how did such a petite body hold so much wine?

The staff quickly replaced the glass in Hathaway's hand with a trophy, and the crowd cheered! This is a real man.

Soon, the staff loudly announced who the winner of the "Dancing Emperor" was.

Because your feet are unstable, and the instructor in the back row is like a drunk cat, I'm afraid you won't be able to win the first place. When the "Dancing King" was announced, unsurprisingly, the first place was not you and the instructor in the back row.

but

Annette and Karma of the Golden Crown.

The former spent half his life in the mansion of the Speaker's cousin and practiced all kinds of etiquette, no matter what kind of dance steps, including male steps, he practiced perfectly, while Karma was the eldest lady of a noble family, and ballroom dancing was a compulsory course and never neglected to practice. When you and the instructor in the back row are drunk, people's eyes are firmly drawn to the dancing of Annette and Karma, which can only be described as beautiful.

By the way, the staff urgently added a small trophy of "the best solo dancer" and stuffed Leia, who was dancing in the air halfway through the drink. Just enough to hold a pico.

All the shows were over, but half of them were still immersed in the afterglow of the banquet and refused to leave for a long time. You're going back to sleep anyway, no.

With Annette's support, you stop in front of your bedroom door, stare at the coffin in the corner, and suddenly remember that you have a promise. So he turned around and walked up to the second floor.

...... Well......

I can't remember where the instructor's room came from......

A, the first room on the left

B, the second room on the left

C, the first room on the right hand

D, the second room on the right

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Because you're drunk, your options will drift. As in the previous chapter, the number of self-adoption item moves is equal to the number of selectors.