Chapter 587: Stealing Monkeys

Zhou Zhou was worried that something would happen, who did the jade talisman send to?

Who else could there be in that bright moonlight? Naturally, it was Fairy Chang'e, and she wrote to ask Zhou Zhou if he needed a guard in Heavenly Court; Zhou Zhou couldn't bear to refuse, so he said that he would let her come over to participate in the peach banquet together. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Chang'e originally didn't plan to show up, but when she received Zhou Zhou's invitation, she naturally dressed up.

Soon, the jade talisman came back, and Auntie said that she was going to come over in three or five days.

Three or five days?

In the past three or five days, there should be some good shows.

Zhou Zhou and the Dragon King drank and had fun, but Xia Wei couldn't sit still, and enjoyed the beautiful scenery of this 'Yao Pond' from time to time.

"Strange," Xia Wei called out to Zhou Zhou, "Look over there, why is it covered up by a formation?" ”

"Huh? Which? Zhou Zhou also came to his senses, stood up and looked in the direction pointed by Xia Wei, but it was the most central position of Yao Chi, where many low tables were arranged, and fairies shuttled back and forth.

That's the place where the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor are located, ordinary people can't wait to pass, and only a big man of the level of the Four Emperors can take a seat.

However, if Zhou Zhou wanted to go over, naturally no one would dare to stop him......

Over there...... Isn't that for Sun Monkey?

Zhou Zhou was thinking so, and the immortal consciousness suddenly noticed a golden light coming from a distance, and although the breath was secret, it could not be completely hidden.

I smelled a peach 'fishy' smell from afar, isn't it who the monkey is?

This great sage saw that the 'Pan Tao Garden' was guarding and stealing, gnawed almost all the big peaches, and used the immobilization technique to fix the seven fairies who went to pick peaches.

What happened during the period is not expressed, and Sun Wukong is a little angry after playing a trick; Thinking that he is a dignified Monkey King, no one specially invited him to the peach banquet, isn't this not taking him seriously?

Sun Monkey, who thought that he had won the Heavenly Court, was a little unhappy at that time, so he came out of the Pan Tao Garden and headed towards Yaochi.

During the years he spent in Heaven, he had also learned some sophistication; also thought that if he came, if there were already immortals, then he would be cheeky to find a place to sit down and eat and drink......

Halfway to meet the barefoot fairy, this Da Luo Jin Immortal also happily played a scene with the monkey, and was 'tricked' by the monkey to a fairy hall.

Sun Wukong asked where the peach banquet was, and flew over with a heel, stopped in front of the peach banquet, and looked inside.

Only the fairies are busy, and there are no guests.

Zhou Zhou frowned, and stood side by side with Xia Wei looking at Sun Wukong; Although they are in a very conspicuous place, why does Sun Wukong look around as if he didn't find them?

Formation, there is a formation at the entrance, after Sun Wukong arrived, it was secretly launched, Sun Wukong was trapped in the formation, but he couldn't see the surroundings clearly.

"This monkey," Zhou Zhou chuckled.

Xia Wei asked a little strangely, "This is what you are calculating?" ”

"Well, don't say more," Zhou Zhou instructed Xia Wei, after all, this is Heavenly Court. Pitchers have ears? Besides, there are erected ears everywhere.

He has been here for a long time to watch this play, and by the way, to see when he will add a scene to enter.

The Great Sage stood at the door for a while, but saw that the fairies were very busy, walking around, and the table was already full of delicious food.

He scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, rolled his eyes, plucked a handful of hairs on the back of his hand, blew on his mouth, and conjured a group of sleepy insects and flew in, and one insect found one and hung on the fairies.

The fairies held their foreheads with their hands, their bodies slowly softened, lying on their sides in the clouds, which looked like they had a unique beauty.

Sun Wukong smiled proudly, jumped into the banquet in two or three steps, picked up the immortal wine and poured it into his mouth, picked up the delicacy and stuffed it into his mouth.

Sitting on the table, jumping around in the field, and dancing in circles with the fairy music floating from nowhere, it is also out of the west.

Xia Wei and Zhou Zhou were only a thousand feet away from Sun Monkey, and Fairy Xia Wei couldn't help laughing out loud at this time.

"What is this doing?"

"Let him get into trouble," Zhou Zhou counted with his fingers, but he didn't count anything.

At this time, most of the immortals who had arrived early understood something, and pretended not to see there; A few of them even pretended to be overwhelmed by the alcohol and fell asleep on the table.

Zhou Zhou turned his head and saw that the old dragon king was closing his eyes with a few dragons to recuperate, and he also made a posture of not going to this troubled water.

Zhou Zhou glanced at Xia Wei, and Xia Wei casually arranged a Chen array around them, isolating the outside world from viewing.

There's nothing to see over there, the monkeys drink and dance and make a fuss; Zhou Zhou sat back in his place, took a bite of not just the tender meat of the fairy bird, and asked, "Lord Dragon, which side of the rain is in charge of the four seas?" ”

"In addition to Beiju Luzhou, the West Sea is in charge of the West Niuhe Prefecture, and the East Sea is in charge of the eastern boundary of the Dongsheng Shenzhou and a little Nanzhan Buzhou; The rest is under the overall planning of the South China Sea. ”

The Dragon King raised his wine glass and drank with Zhou Zhou, Zhou Zhou casually asked for some questions, and the Dragon King kept answering.

Zhou Zhou asked about the rain in the Far East, and the Dragon Lord shook his head.

If it is true, the land of the extreme east is included in the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Dao at this time, and the Jade Emperor is the 'spokesperson' of the Heavenly Dao, and the land of the extreme east is also under the rule of the Jade Emperor.

But this kind of rule is only nominal, and the Jade Emperor can only interfere in the extreme east through the Heavenly Rules and Heavenly Rules, and cannot directly give orders.

The main thing is that no one pays attention to the orders, which is very embarrassing, and it is also a big blow to the majesty of the Jade Emperor.

Gossip less, and see how the monkey makes trouble.

It is said that Sun Wukong stayed at the peach banquet for a long time, but for some reason, no half of the guests came, allowing the Sun Wukong to eat enough wine and food, but the center of the venue was a mess.

Sun Wukong thought for a moment: 'If you wait for those guests who have been invited to come over and see that you have eaten all their things, won't you rush up and get me together?' ’

Although he is not afraid, he is also a little unreasonable.

It's better to go back to the house early and go to sleep. ’

Make up your mind and run after eating; Sun Wukong was drunk, staggering, and reckless, and he missed the way back in a short time.

After he went to heaven this time, his treatment was still very good, not to mention the five insurances and one housing fund, and Yu Lu was also at the same level as Li Tianwang, and he also gave him a 'Great Sage Mansion'.

Sun Wukong walked and walked, and when he arrived at a place, he saw that the fairy mist was ethereal, and the beautiful scenery everywhere revealed a sense of detachment.

Take a closer look, but it is not the 'Great Sage Mansion', but the 'Tushi Palace'!

Sun Wukong seemed to wake up suddenly, stood at the door and muttered a few words: "Tushi Palace is the place of the Taishang Laojun, how did you get here?" Anyway, Taishang Laojun is the incarnation of the Sanqing sage, it is said that no one in the heavenly court is disrespectful, and he has never been here, so he will meet this old man when he comes today. ”

After muttering, he tidied up his robe a little, even if he was a little swollen now, he knew how powerful the saint was.

No matter what, Sun Monkey felt that he couldn't break the world now; But he talked about saints after drinking with his fox friends and dogs, and it was said that they were powerful people who could shake their hands and fall to the ground.

But there are also many yearnings in my heart.

When he was drunk, he didn't knock on the door, he pushed the door and went in; But I didn't see where Lao Jun was, and the gold and silver boys and several heavenly generals who were guarding the door in the Tushi Palace were not here.

But earlier, Taishang Laojun rode a bull out to preach and meet friends again, and this time he specially brought a fairy child immortal official.

Sun Wukong smelled a fragrance, followed the incense, found the gossip furnace, and saw the golden pill of the five gourds.

He has been in the heavenly court for a long time, where has he never heard of this immortal treasure? I even know that my mana is still a little lacking now, although I have both internal and external knowledge, but I also have less gold pills to take......

"It's also fate today that my grandson bumped into this baby, taking advantage of Lao Jun's absence, eat a few of him to try it."

As he spoke, he had already poured out a golden pill with a gourd, and suddenly the danxiang was fragrant, and the monkey had not yet been refined into fiery eyes, but his eyes were shining brightly, and he was inexplicably excited.

opened his mouth and swallowed Jin Dan, and a stream of hot air walked in his limbs, only feeling uncomfortable.

Taste another one?

Try one more!

Eating and eating, Sun Monkey was disgusted with the trouble of pouring Jindan, so he directly put the gourd to his mouth, and poured it into it, crunching and chewing, just like fried beans.

Come on, eat, keep going......

But after a while, Sun Wukong swallowed all the pills next to the Dan furnace, patted his belly with satisfaction, and burped.

It doesn't matter if you are full of burps in this life, but the wine is sober.

Sun Wukong stood there, looked at these gourds in front of him, and patted his head a few times.

"Oh no, this is a big disaster for my grandson!"

This saint is very powerful, even if he doesn't have the same knowledge as a junior like him, the Jade Emperor is not in a hurry to behave in front of the saint, and he will definitely take himself to a thousand cuts.

"That's it, this Monkey King is not right, continue to be the king of the lower realm, and be happy with the children."

After finishing speaking, he ran, and under the weakness of his heart, he also used the trick of stealth, flashed out of the Tushi Palace, and flew straight towards the West Heavenly Gate.

After descending to earth, the flag of Huaguo Mountain flashed, and the drums sounded, and it was the four strong generals and the seventy-two demon kings who were training soldiers and horses. Sun Wukong suddenly found a sense of security, and shouted: "Little ones, I'm coming!" ”

But he went down and began to brag that he had passed in the heavenly court.

There are two flowers, one on each branch.

Zhou Zhou thought about it and still didn't find the right time to get involved, originally thinking that he would follow Sun Wukong and go to the Tushi Palace to block Sun Wukong and get the stolen goods alone.

He is a disciple of Taiqing, and Tushi Palace is a Taiqing dojo, so it is reasonable to do so.

But after thinking about it, even if the quiet and inactive Taishang Laojun gave in to the Journey to the West and let Sun Monkey eat the five gourd pills for nothing, if he took the liberty of interfering, if he broke the calculations of the elders of the sect, it would not be beautiful.

So I made up my mind to just watch the show.

After drinking and having fun for a long time, I thought that the monkey had already gone to the lower realm, but Zhou Zhou suddenly asked about the aroma of the elixir.

Looking at it, Zhou Zhou couldn't help but be happy.

This time, the monkeys, who had become a little sneaky, entered the feast place again, and when they saw that the fairies who had been knocked down before were not awake, they went up hehe...... Hehe smiled, went to the bottom of the corridor to cast a spell, directly got hundreds of jars of immortal wine, turned around and flew away again.

It's okay to even eat and take it!

It's supposed to be the 'fairy wine party'.

Who is Monkey King? Heaven is not afraid of the earth! He bragged about himself, of course, he had to round it himself.

No, he told the subordinates of Huaguo Mountain how delicious the immortal wine was, so he came up and took some to prove that what he said was true......

Forget about him, it's going to be the next good show anyway.

Zhou Daxia said with a smile: "Lord Long, let's drink this glass of wine slowly, so as not to have no wine for a while." ”

The dragon king smiled without saying a word, and the two continued to talk about the scriptures.

Soon after Sun Wukong left, there were bursts of colorful glow in the sky, but he saw a 'fairy island' floating in the sky, and there were bursts of fairy music and countless fairies flying up and down.

Dragon King of the East China Sea: "The Queen Mother's Guard of Honor." ”

"Oh?" Zhou Zhou looked upward, but saw that in the clouds and mist, there were two rows of female fairies standing in a figure of eight, and there was a female fairy in a phoenix skirt but who could not see her face clearly, sitting on the golden jade throne, with stars on her temples, slender hands turning over the clouds, and two jade rings shining brightly.

But it is completely impossible to associate this woman with 'wealth', but a natural luxury and grace.

Is this the Queen Mother?

Zhou Zhou was distracted, Xia Wei came over and pinched the back of Zhou Zhou's hand, Zhou Zhou smiled and shook his head, not to look at it more.

As soon as he lowered his head, he felt two burning eyes fall on him, which should have come from the Queen Mother; However, Zhou Zhou pretended that he didn't feel it, and continued to sit there and talk with the Dragon King.

It's like a qualified outsider.

Seven fairies stepped on the clouds, knelt down in front of the queen mother, and told them what happened in the peach garden.

When the Queen Mother heard this, she immediately drove to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to meet the Jade Emperor who had been waiting for a long time.

The Jade Emperor was still 'diligent' at this time, and immediately arranged the throne after the Queen Mother came, the same height as the Jade Emperor, and the two seats were also facing each other and tilted against each other, representing the equal status of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor in the heavenly court.

The queen mother complained about the monkey's behavior in the peach orchard with a somewhat unkind face, and also had the intention of asking the Jade Emperor to ask the teacher, because it was the Jade Emperor who ordered the monkey to guard the garden.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly made amends, and then a group of people went to the palace to start playing, saying that they didn't know who had disturbed the Pan Tao Conference......

There are four more great heavenly masters: "Taishang Laojun is outside the hall." The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother went out of the palace at the same time to greet them, and Lao Jun shook off the dust and made a gesture and said that the gold pill was stolen.

The next thing was a period of busyness, first to investigate the cause of the matter, the barefoot immortal stood up and said that he had been deceived, and a spirit official went outside to investigate one by one, and it didn't take long for Sun Wukong's incriminating evidence to be implemented and presented to the palace.

The Jade Emperor seemed to be genuinely angry...... can only say that the acting skills are good.

At the moment, he ordered the arrest of Sun Wukong and returned to the heavenly court to ask for the crime, and sent the four heavenly kings, cooperating with Li Tianwang and Prince Nezha, and ordering the twenty-eight houses, the nine Yao Xingguan, the twelve yuanchen, the five directions to reveal the truth, the four values of Gong Cao, the east and west star dou, the two gods of the north and south, the five mountains and the four blasphemy, and the universal stars, a total of 100,000 heavenly soldiers.

After careful consideration, none of the people sent out could fight, but they were the ones that were reused in the Heavenly Court......

The feeling is to organize a group to go to the west to mix up the experience.

Tai Bai Xing didn't stand up and speak at this time, and kept staying behind, but this old official didn't look at the Jade Emperor or Taishang Laojun, but looked at the palace gate.

There are many immortals who 'watch the excitement' over there, most of them are Interception Sect Immortals who are idle and don't care much about the Jade Emperor, and there are hundreds of scattered immortals.

Li Tianwang lit up the generals in the hall, and 100,000 elite soldiers also gathered outside the hall, and they were about to go down to attack Huaguo Mountain.

"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor," a shout suddenly came from outside the hall.

The corners of Tai Bai Xing's mouth twitched slightly, and the majestic and high-spirited Li Tianwang, the Four Heavenly Kings, Nezha and other immortal gods were stunned, and Taishang Laojun, who was sitting in the corner, opened his eyes and looked at the palace door, nodded and chuckled.

There was Lao Jun's nodding action, and the person who was about to appear on the stage was determined, knowing that Lao Jun acquiesced to let him mess around at will.

Who else could there be?

A few sectarian immortals retreated, and saw a young Taoist with a bundle of crowns entering the temple gate, accompanied by two beautiful women behind him, but they were Bi Xiao and Xia Wei.

This smiling Taoist is naturally Zhou Zhou.