Chapter 30: The Fat Immortal
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Fairy Zixia sorted out her mood and began to work. It's just that she suddenly found that the supermarket was a little deserted, and there were almost no customers. Today's situation is completely different from yesterday's hot scene.
What's going on?
Zixia Fairy was surprised, and immediately stood up, and found that Li Feng was standing at the gate of the supermarket, quietly looking inside.
"Boss, this ......" Fairy Zixia hurriedly walked to Li Feng's side and spoke hesitantly.
Li Feng waved his hand and said with a faint smile: "It's okay, I'm too anxious, let's stop here today, wait for the guests to finish in a while, and ask everyone to come to District 10 for a meeting." ā
As the two were talking, they suddenly heard a dissatisfied voice coming from the household appliances area in the fourth district.
An obese fairy in a brocade dress was pointing to a refrigerator and asking something, but the Cuiping fairy was at a loss, in addition to shaking his head, he still shook his head.
The fat immortal was a little angry, and scolded: "What a fool, you are so beautiful, but you are a useless vase!" You don't even know how to use things, sell a fart thing, open a fart supermarket, where is your boss, let him call me! ā
Fairy Cuiping looked aggrieved, but she didn't dare to say anything, but tears kept rolling in her eyes.
"I'm right here, please tell me if you have any requests!" Li Feng's expression was cold, and he walked over slowly.
"Boss......" Fairy Cuiping saw Li Feng appear, as if she had seen a great savior, and hurriedly walked in front of Li Feng, tears immediately flowed down.
Li Feng's expression softened, patted her shoulder gently, and said softly, "It's my fault that I wronged you." After Li Feng finished speaking, he motioned to Fairy Zixia to comfort him.
"You're the boss?" The fat immortal found the main master, and the two small eyes like mung beans stared at Li Feng tightly, and asked with an angry face.
"Not bad!" Li Feng said lightly.
"Good!" The fat immortal nodded, and snorted coldly: "These subordinates of yours don't know anything, they don't know anything except shaking their heads, what kind of supermarket do you open?" A little mortal still wants to gain a foothold in the fairy world, I think it's really delusional! ā
Li Feng smiled slightly, his expression was indifferent, and he didn't seem to realize that someone was insulting him aggressively. The Zixia Fairy on the side had already been angry with her silver teeth, and she couldn't wait to immediately sacrifice her magic weapon and beat the fat man to death.
"First." Li Feng suddenly spoke, a pair of lazy eyes suddenly shot a compelling cold light, and suddenly said sharply: "They are not my subordinates, but my friends and colleagues!" ā
"Secondly, they just came here today and are not skilled in business, which is normal. It's not their fault, it's mine, and if you have to pursue it, Li can apologize to you. ā
"Third, whether Lao Tzu can gain a foothold in the fairy world is Lao Tzu's business, and it's your business!"
"Fourth, you can humiliate me, you can scold me, but you can't humiliate them! You're still an immortal, and you don't even have the most basic politeness of a man, how did your parents educate you in the first place? So, today I want you to apologize to her! ā
"Apologize?"
The fat immortal seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world, squinted his eyes and circled around Li Feng twice, and laughed wildly: "Uncle, I have practiced for one hundred and nine hundred and seventy-seven thousand two hundred and eighty years, and I have never apologized to humanity, let alone what an apology is!" Mortal boy, he angered the uncle, and directly demolished your broken shop, do you believe it or not? ā
"Hmm...... What a feeling of awesomeness? Li Feng teased, without the slightest wave on his face, and after a while, he suddenly said lightly: "It's amazing to have practiced for one hundred and ninety-three thousand two hundred and eighty years?" I see you've all cultivated to dogs! It's just that a dog has practiced for so many years, and he can cultivate into a human being, but I didn't expect you to be inferior to a dog, I really feel sorry for you, tsk......"
"Poof!" With a sound, several shopping guide fairies standing behind Li Feng couldn't help laughing, and even the Cuiping fairy who wiped her tears just now couldn't help but laugh.
The fat immortal's face was pale, and his fat body kept trembling, and he seemed to be extremely angry!
"Stinky boy, you're looking for death!"
The fat immortal suddenly rose into the air, raised his right hand, and a black light suddenly shot out, heading straight for Li Feng's eyebrows!
Li Feng was horrified in his heart, he was originally a mortal, how could he fight with immortals? Seeing that the black mang hit the center of his eyebrows, he took a step back and fell to the ground, shouting: "Kill the immortal!" ā
As if there was a spirit in the underworld, a clear dragon roar suddenly came out of his Qiankun bag, and then a white cold light shot out, heading towards the black light shot by the fat immortal! Listening to the crisp sound of "ding", the black mang suddenly disappeared, turned into a black nail and fell to the ground, and the white cold mang turned into a long sword, which was the immortal sword given to him by Donghua Shangxian Lu Dongbin!
"Slashing Immortal Sword?!"
The fat immortal's face suddenly turned into a pig's liver, as if he had seen something frightened, and his eyes were full of horror. Taking advantage of the moment when the fat immortal lost his mind, the Zixia fairy also took out the magic weapon from the storage bag, only to hear a "whoosh", a white rope suddenly tied up the fat immortal, and then with a "bang", the fat immortal fell from the air.
"Slashing Immortal Sword? Tie the fairy rope? You, you ......"
The fat immortal was rolling on the ground, crying and mourning: "Donghua Shangxian's sword of cutting immortals, expounding the twelve golden immortals to fear the immortal rope of the grandson of the great immortal, you, what kind of people are you!" Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger like this is too bullying! ā
Fairy Zixia grinned, and said arrogantly: "A little second-grade immortal king realm, he dares to come to us to spread wild, it's really against the sky!" ā
The fat immortal drooped his face, looked at Li Feng for a while, and then looked at Fairy Zixia for a while, and wailed: "Sister fairy, I know it's wrong, hurry up and untie the fairy rope for me, strangle me." ā
Fairy Zixia smiled, shook her head and said, "Say, where are you from the little hairy fairy?" ā
"IāI'm one of the twenty-eight constellations, and I heard that there was a mortal here who opened a supermarket, so I came to take a look." The fat immortal said hurriedly, for fear that it would be too late for Li Feng's immortal sword to slash himself.
"Hahahaha." Fairy Zixia laughed, pulled Li Feng's arm and said, "Look, everyone, you see him lying on the ground tied up with five flowers, like a big fat pig!" ā
The fairies covered their mouths and laughed, and the fat fairy was really as good as his name, like a big fat pig.
Li Feng smiled faintly and said, "Since you are one of the twenty-eight heavenly officials, Zixia, untie the immortal rope." ā
"Yes!" Fairy Zixia was very happy in her heart, stepped forward and kicked her stomach, and shouted loudly: "Big fat pig, our boss has a lot of adults, don't worry about you, aunt and grandmother, I will untie the fairy rope, hum!" ā
"Thank you, thank you, Sister Fairy!" He was ashamed and ashamed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and at the moment when the rope was untied, he was about to fly out, he originally wanted to pretend to be forced today, but in the end he didn't expect that not only did he not pretend, but he was beaten up, if this matter reached the ears of the other twenty-seven stars, I really don't know what to laugh at. He was a great immortal in the realm of a second-grade immortal king who was bullied like this by a small mortal, I am afraid that no one will believe it when he says it, but the fact is here, what people are holding in their hands is the immortal sword of Donghua Shangxian! As soon as he thought of the horror of Donghua Shangxian, his stomach was a little uncomfortable. What's more, there is also a descendant of the Twelve Golden Immortals beside him...... "I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today!" Stomach Tubi scolded in his heart, and wanted to die headlong, just looking forward to leaving this ghost place quickly.
Li Feng's sword slashing immortal suddenly slashed, blocking in front of the stomach and soil, and said lightly: "Your Excellency, do you want to leave like this?" ā
The stomach was stunned, and suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly ran to the front of the Cuiping Fairy, bowed deeply, and said loudly: "Sister Fairy, I'm sorry, I was wrong......"