110 I think I could spray ten at a time

Mu Qingshuang, the goddess-level figure of the sophomore assault class, won six games in a row with an oil bottle, and posts with similar titles blew up the forum of the Broken Military Academy. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

There are various pictures in the post, among which Mu Qingshuang is heroic, beautiful and moving, and her ranking rose to second place in one fell swoop through today's competition.

As for her partner Guan Xiaofei, she put on this plaster, pointing at the audience in the front row and scolding them, with eyes like dead fish.

For his bad behavior, all kinds of trolls on the Internet spared no effort to condemn him, and the messages covered thousands of floors.

"That dead fish eye is so hateful, not only does she not feel the slightest guilt when she always drags the thigh of the goddess of green frost, but she thinks that she is amazing. ”

"Upstairs is right, I've long seen that kid as unpleasant, I can fight ten pieces of waste like him, and I deserve to team up with the goddess of green frost?"

"I heard that he is still entangled with another goddess, Situ Weiyang, this kid's ancestral tomb is smoking, right? It's really hateful, curse him eunuch. ”

The post is full of similar comments, and Guan Xiaofei's vicious comments have thousands of likes, which is simply a finger of thousands of people.

"Aren't these bastards jealous of Hongguoguo? It's normal to be jealous of being a genius, damn it, come on, hurt each other. ”

Guan Xiaofei sat in the room "crackling" and typing on the keyboard, he was anonymously spraying with a group of trolls who slandered him, and the battle was deadlocked.

"Xiao Fei, I stewed pig's trotters for you, you can drink it for a while, it's very good for the recovery of the injury, don't type if your hands hurt." ”

At this time, Situ Weiyang, who was wearing a waistband, held a soup spoon in his hand, leaned over and shouted Guan Xiaofei, who was immersed in the troll world and couldn't extricate himself.

"Whoa, if it weren't for the fact that my hand hurt today, I can only operate it with one hand, and it's no problem to spray ten of you at a time, damn it, I can't give up!"

Guan Xiaofei's left hand was in a plaster, and he could only tap the keyboard with one hand with his right hand, and the computer screen in front of him was quickly brushing words, and his words were provocative.

"Yo, who is this trumpet? Actually helping the king of thighs to speak, it can't be the deity of the king of thighs, right?"

"It's suspicious, it's suspicious, it's not sure, but this jet is really not very good, especially the typing speed, it's too slow, it's too slow. ”

"Can you keep up with the rhythm a little, have you just learned to type? It's only to this extent that you come to the spray world, no wonder you can only be anonymous, go back and learn more." ”

In response to his comments, more than a dozen rows were swiped at once, and these Internet keyboard warriors began to greet each other in a variety of fancy ways as soon as they disagreed.

"You bastards, where were you when you were the only one to spray the invincible opponents in the world? You waited for me, waited for me. ”

Guan Xiaofei almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood when he saw these comments, and the number of online active people below the post showed 87 people.

Except for Guan Xiaofei himself, almost all of the others formed a team to spray him, and the vicious comments could simply make people angry to death.

"So Xiaofei, drink soup early to recover, so that you can type better, now take a break...... What's the sound?"

Situ Weiyang patiently comforted Guan Xiaofei, the image of this good wife and mother can score 100 points at least, but at this time she heard a strange noise.

"What is this thing that is so fragrant? Oh, there are pig's trotters, then Lord Ben is welcome, let's take a bite first, it looks so delicious." ”

"Hey, new little brother, I warn you that it's best to eat less of what that woman made, and don't blame me, the boss, for not warning you beforehand. ”

"It's obviously a tie, why are you the boss? I'm gluttonous and eats all the delicious food in the world, what's so terrible, goo-goo-goo-goo ”

"The woman made something very dangerous for this magazine...... Is it called Mt. Fuji? I really want to eat it, it must be delicious. ”

There were a few little Lori's voices in the living room, and after Situ Weiyang heard the movement, he immediately rushed out, and Tao Tao was sitting on the dining chair and picking up the soup bowl.

"This is the love pig's trotters I specially stewed for Xiaofei, who let you eat it? It's just looking for death, see how I clean it up......"

Situ Weiyang saw the gluttonous "gurgling" and drinking, and immediately became furious, and the whole person rushed over violently.

"You two liars, such a delicious soup is dangerous, and you really want to have another bowl...... Alas, how do you feel dizzy? ”

The smug gluttony had just wiped her mouth, but at this time her expression changed suddenly, and she fell to the ground with a backward lean.

"I said that the woman made it, it's very dangerous, you can't eat it, you don't obey, you just want to eat it, and now you deserve to do it yourself. ”

Tang Hulu swayed his feet and watched TV, ignoring her at all, while Xiang Xiang looked through landscape magazines all over the country, and there were well-known mountains on it.

"I seem to have heard someone call me to eat just now, is there anything delicious?

Guan Xiaofei came out of the room with a yawn, and just happened to see the scene of gluttony falling to the ground, and asked with some doubts.

"I thought it might be food poisoning, but I didn't put anything weird, I just put some hot sauce ketchup mayonnaise or something. ”

Situ Weiyang held her chin and thought about her cooking process, she clearly remembered that she came strictly according to the recipe, and added a little creativity.

"This is not possible, it's food poisoning at all, okay? You guy is a legend, you are one of the four murderers of the ancients, why haven't you eaten it for so many years? You can't be poisoned because of her little dark food, otherwise I will lose a lot, who should I go to cry to?"

Guan Xiaofei rushed over to hug the gluttony and shook and pinched people, but she was stunned and didn't react at all, so anxious that he didn't know what to do.

"That, Xiaofei, don't worry, I'll call the doctor immediately, yes, notify the doctor, and send it to the private hospital of the Situ family immediately, there will be no problem, I promise, you can rest assured, hey, there are patients here, come over immediately, it's on my side, hurry up!"

Situ Weiyang comforted Guan Xiaofei while calling the hospital to come over, and the two of them were in a hurry.

Soon a medical helicopter came and sent the food to a private hospital for emergency gastric lavage.

The two men waited anxiously in the corridor outside the hospital until late when the doctor came out.

"The operation was very successful, and the child was finally saved, but why did she have everything in her stomach? ”

The chief surgeon glared at Guan Xiaofei and Situ Weiyang, sighed and left quickly.

"Young people nowadays are really irresponsible. ”

After sighing with emotion, the chief surgeon quickly disappeared, leaving Guan Xiaofei who was stunned and Situ Weiyang who buried his head very low.