Chen Yuxuan: "Women have to wash stinky socks and stinky underwear for men, and cook three meals......

"Someone calculates an account like this, marries a wife with a dowry of 100,000 yuan, and then accompanies you for 50 years, 2,000 a year, 5 yuan a day, haha...... Think about it, what can you do with 5-6 yuan now? Not enough for a breakfast. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoPeople have to do your laundry, cook, clean up your room, sleep with you at night, give you children, and honor your parents, isn't it very cost-effective? I was excited.

"What about men? Didn't the man stay with you for 50 years? Chen Yuxuan glanced at me coldly.

At this moment, I was stunned by his questioning.

He seems to have a point.

"He may have been with you for 30 years, died earlier. Men generally die before women, buy a wife? Why don't you say buy a husband? It's unfair and unauthentic to say such things. In that aspect of life, it is the most unfair for a man, his pleasure is only 10 seconds, and girls can reach high .~. Women definitely live longer than men. Chen Yuxuan was blunt.

But it doesn't sound like he's a serious person at all.

"Female~ doesn't seem to be so fast...... No, women, according to scientific verification, women rarely reach the high level in that regard! ”

"Gee, you don't have a boyfriend, and you're still talking about it, really." Xiao Zhan pulled my clothes again.

At the company, I didn't say anything about my emotional experience, and I still have reservations about that.

"She's telling the truth. As far as I've heard, that's true. When a group of us men are together, women will talk together. Therefore, after the civilization of society, especially after marriage, women are not taboo about these topics. That's it. Chen Yuxuan told the truth.

"In my mother's time, maybe like he said, women after marriage were not taboo on this kind of topic, but in my generation it is the opposite. You can be crazy before you get married, but you can be down-to-earth after you get married. I added.

"What is this?" Xiao Zhan ate a dried plum on the tea table.

"Yongtai's Li Gan is right, but this time it is not delicious. Yongtai's Li Gan, I went to their market to buy it. Very good, the meat is not so hard, after the difficulty, sticky, wet, flattened. Chen Yuxuan said.

"I finished the last time he bought it. The meat is not as hard as this time. Sister Zhao also ate one: "He must have put it in the refrigerator this time." ”

"This time it's dry. The texture is not good either. Chen Yuxuan said.

"It's like eating a layer of skin." I also tasted it. "yes, the texture doesn't seem to be very good." My sour eyes are open and closed.

"You have to eat good food, if you haven't eaten good food, you will think this is okay, right?" Chen Yuxuan looked at me. I nodded at him.

"You've eaten it!" Xiao Zhan stabbed Sister Zhao.

"Where?" Sister Zhao looked at Xiao Zhan in surprise.

"I remember giving it to you last time. But last time there was no big one this time. Xiao Zhan said.

"Is there one?" Sister Zhao looked through the bag.

"What I gave you doesn't look like this, one by one is not so big......" Xiao Zhan snatched the bag that Sister Zhao was holding.

Chen Yuxuan: "Some are flattened!" She forgot. It is also equal to nothing. ”

Sister Zhao thought seriously for a moment and shook her head......

Xiao Zhan: "She must have forgotten!" ”

Xiao Zhan: "That doesn't look like this, I packed it in a sealed bag, one by one, not so big." ”

Chen Yuxuan: "Some are flattened. ”

Xiao Zhan reminded again: "At that time, there was still some left at home, so I brought them to you." ”

Chen Yuxuan teased: "Oh~ You have leftovers, so you give them to others." ”

Xiao Zhan hurriedly explained: "No, I brought it from my hometown. My mom gave it to me. ”

"Your mother won't eat it for you, and you won't eat it for her." Chen Yuxuan's words made everyone happy.

It feels like a playful little bit.

"Don't talk to him, he's so cheap, the three of us can't talk about him." I burst out laughing.

"Okay, let's not talk about it." Xiao Zhan turned around and picked out a Li gan for Sister Zhao: "This one is more delicious." ”

Chen Yuxuan smiled and said, "Why am I so cheap?" ”

"Oops~ That is, praise you. It means that you are very powerful and eloquent. I laughed.

"If it's awesome, it's awesome, what's cheap? You are a very powerful person, and I will say in the future that you are a very cheap person. Is that so? Chen Yuxuan said mischievously.

"Haha...... "I can't really talk about him.

"Then I'll call you a slut from now on!" Chen Yuxuan continued to sarcastically.

"But I'm not good." I quickly explained.

"I think you're amazing. You're so great in my heart! So powerful, so cheap. Chen Yuxuan gestured as he spoke, and his tone was a bit like singing.

"I'm serving you!" I'm already laughing on the table.

"Traitors, lackeys, traitors!"

"People speak English......" I didn't say anything later when I was interrupted.

"You were born to a foreigner, didn't you?"

He and I argued with him.

I said, "No~"

He said, "I'll tell you, I'm Chinese. ”

"I'll tell you, that's what I ...... hurt me about," and before I could finish speaking, he took it for me: "Killed." Come, tell me about ......"

Me: "Yes. ”

Xiao Zhan and Sister Zhao watched the two of us arguing on the side, I made a slip of the tongue excitedly, and Xiao Zhan and Sister Zhao burst into laughter.

He still didn't let go: "You tell me about ......"

"At that time, it was because of this sentence that I didn't study English seriously, and now I regret it. If you are good at English, you can learn a lot of foreign things and use them, right? ”

"Tell me, are you a traitor?"

"You're wrong."

"When the U.S. hits your house, you feel right."

Silent......

"If you are looking for a boyfriend, you have to find it in winter!" Hurry up and change the topic, after I finished speaking, Xiao Zhan and Sister Zhao both looked at me in surprise.

"You can warm the bed." I explained.

"That's for me like that, I take cold showers all year round, and you think about how hot I am." Chen Yuxuan interjected again.

"Excellent! Go and warm the quilt for me in winter, and you can go out after warming the quilt. I gave him a roll of the eyes arrogantly.

Ha ha......

After drinking tea, they are already off work.

This is the way I went to work, I bought breakfast on the road in the morning and went to the company to eat, and I ordered a meal at the company at noon. Or I and Sister Zhan Zhao will eat outside the community together, and then bring a grapefruit back to eat when we come back.

Make a cup of tea in the afternoon, and then you can go home from work.

"Oops! I'm as good as ice, now I can go! Xiao Zhan smiled secretly. She didn't see me coming down the second floor for a long time.

"Ruobing has long since gone away. She said she was going to get the honey too. Sister Zhao said to Xiao Zhan. (To be continued.) )