Chapter 32, Are the pants you wear strangled?
"Guan Jia! Do you think I'm beautiful? The woman sitting in the last row, whose arm was almost eight or nine meters long, actually smiled and asked Guan Jia such a question. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Guan Jia's body had been slowly lifted, and his neck was so painful that he couldn't breathe.
Damn it! Are you going to kill me? And even ask such a question!?
Guan Jia raised his eyes to look at the woman in the back row, and was stunned. I almost forgot my breathing, I forgot the pain in my neck.
This is a dark-haired woman with her sister's head, bangs, and long straight hair. She was dressed in a turquoise dress, elegant and beautiful. The woman's appearance is small and delicate, and she is the kind of woman who will be attracted at first sight.
If it weren't for the fact that this woman's arm was eight or nine meters long and grabbed Guan Jia's neck, Guan Jia would definitely feel that this was simply the best in the world.
"What about you, let me ask you!" The woman smiled, like a naughty girl tempting her boyfriend and wanting to be spoiled.
I'll fuck you, and now I'm almost out of breath, and you're still letting me talk?
Guan Jia's face turned purple and red, and it gradually turned black. He has Venus in his eyes and a lack of oxygen in his brain.
However, everyone present seemed unmoved. Just watched all this silently, it seemed that this woman killed Guan Jia, and it didn't matter.
"Beautiful !!!"
Guan Jia fought hard and used his strength to say this.
In fact, this woman is indeed very beautiful. If it weren't for being pinched by this woman, Guan Jia would definitely have turned his head into a chicken pecking rice.
"So! So what!? β
The woman suddenly tore off her own skin, yes, like a human skin mask. She tore off her face, revealing a fleshy skull inside, extremely bloody and terrifying.
Moreover, the woman's hand contracted rapidly like a spring, and her body suddenly appeared in front of Guan Jia.
The woman's face was almost attached to Guan Jia's face, and her bloody and blurred face made Guan Jia's heart cold.
"Me! Fuck your uncle! Guan Jia was furious, raised his leg and kicked the woman in the chest.
However, the elasticity of the chest was huge, like a yoga ball, which directly bounced Guan Jia's legs back, and the woman was not hindered at all.
However, the woman still let go of Guan Jia at the moment when he was about to die.
Guan Jia fell to the ground and knocked over the table and chairs.
"Hey-hee-hee! Guan Jia, my name is Mo Qingqing. I'm teaching you the second lesson of blind dates, identifying the true face of the blind date. β
"Corresponding to the first lesson, and just the opposite, in the process of your blind date, I am afraid that there will be some people who deliberately hide their shortcomings in order to gain your favor. If you can't see the other person through, then you may be caught up in a scam. When the time comes, you will lose your qualifications for a blind date. When the time comes, it's not you alone, it's ......"
Mo smiled lightly and put his beautiful face back on the skull.
She didn't finish her words, but stared at Guan Jia, who was gasping for breath, and asked, "How is it?" Can you confidently tell if your object is real or false? Is it beautiful or ugly? Is it a human or a ghost? If something like this happens, what will you do? β
"If you really like someone, how can you just look at your face? Everyone gets old and gets ugly. It's the heart that matters! Guan Jia said this, but in his heart he was thinking, damn, I scared Lao Tzu to death just now.
"Good! You remember your words, and I hope you will never go back! Mo nodded lightly, with a hint of playfulness, and returned to his seat.
"Hmmm! Yes, yes, it seems that the students are very enthusiastic. has already taken the place of the teacher to guide the course for Guan Jia, a new student. That's the end of the theory course, but I need to put Guan Jia to a little test. Don't be nervous, it's just a question! Xu Zimo stared at Guan Jia, and saw that Guan Jia's face did not change, and secretly admired it in his heart.
Guan Jia gritted his teeth, and had already guessed that these people could not read his thoughts, so he began to think in his heart about how to pass these inexplicable tests and studies.
This is not at all as light as Zhang Yunling said, and it is not some etiquette class or language class at all. It's a mental and physical double whammy.
What is the purpose of these people? What am I here to study for?
Guan Jia was thinking in his heart, thinking quickly. Otherwise, if all this makes no sense, there is no need for it to happen.
Guan Jia never thought that there would be so many troubles and steps before the blind date.
Originally, Guan Jia thought that a blind date was just to meet, have a meal, watch a movie and drink a little wine or something. If you fall in love, maybe you can go to the hotel to open a room and pop at night.
can't be a couple, or can be a **** Of course, Guan Jia's naΓ―ve idea has been completely shattered at this moment. No one here is a master to be messed with, and anyone has the ability to kill him easily.
He would never have imagined that these beautiful young girls, who seemed to be very normal at the moment, would have the means to destroy the entire school. Whether it's a machine gun or a cannon, or a vitality bullet, a spirit balloon or something like that, it's all terrifying.
Guan Jia began to worry a little about whether his blind date would be the same. That's why Zhang Yunling said that she could ask for help when she encountered a personal injury problem?
Damn! I'm being physically hurt right now, Zhang Yunling! Where did you die? Hurry up!?
Guan Jia called in his heart, hoping that Zhang Yunling could sense his call, come here quickly, and take him away.
"Guan Jia, I'm testing your understanding of humiliation now. Please hit me with a word! Xu Zimo said to Guan Jia.
Guan Jia frowned slightly, just now his thoughts flew to the sky, and he didn't hear what Xu Zimo said at all, but he seemed to remember it in a trance in his brain.
Let me describe her? Compliment her? Comment on what she's wearing?
"Uh......" Guan Jia groaned slightly, "Teacher Xu, don't you think...... Is your tights a little tight? β
"Poof!!" Xu Zimo almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, which was indeed a very big blow to her.
"Yes, Guan Jia, Zhang Yunling didn't misread you!" Xu Zimo actually praised Guan Jia.
Guan Jia felt inexplicable, maybe what he said was not straightforward enough, maybe Xu Zimo didn't understand what he meant? Does she think tights should be that tight?
"Ahem!" Guan Jia coughed dryly, "Teacher Xu, I mean, don't you think the pants you wear are straining?" β