Chapter 679
"You're amazing, little ones, get out of the way!" The place where they stood was the entrance, Wang Zhuoyun found them, naturally found the entrance, Li Lamei pressed a certain tree beside her, and the peach forests on both sides immediately moved towards the two rows, revealing the familiar bluestone path. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Agreed!" Wang Zhuoyun hugged his fists proudly, beckoned Shangguan Shen, took suona, and walked up.
Li Lamei wrinkled her little nose angrily, Shangguan Haoran hurriedly comforted her, but when she thought of the next level, the two of them snickered at the same time, and decided to immediately go to see the excitement to see how Second Brother Zeng made Wang Zhuoyun deflated.
The smile on Wang Zhuoyun's face did not last long, and he saw the jaw-dropping scene in front of him.
When did you build such a big and high bamboo platform on the road to Zeng's house, the key is that there is no ladder in the middle, how to climb over such a steep one?
Zeng Aijun picked out the fox eyes, smiled and took Shangguan Chaodi's hand, and flashed out from the side of the bamboo shelf: "Ahem, I will be in charge of the second level today, climb the mountains and mountains, and use your true skills to tell everyone what you mean to my sister." ”
After that, Zeng Aijun clapped his hands, and immediately where the originally empty bamboo frame was suspended, a long string of upside-down golden hooks appeared, and their strings were like monkey artificial ladders, with head and tail barbs, all the way from the initial rungs on the ground to the highest end.
Shangguan Chaodi excitedly introduced: "There are a total of eighty-eight monkeys here, and as soon as the gong sounds, they will be arranged in the shape of two hearts, and ask Wang Gongzi that you will dip your feet in this red mud and step on the back of each monkey, so that the monkey's back will be stained with this red ink." If the monkey falls off or can't see the mud on its back at all, even if you lose, you'll have to start all over again. A kind reminder that these monkeys can only last a quarter of an hour at a time. Here, bring the colander here, please, hehe. ”
After Shangguan Chaodi's introduction, he made a grimace and ran behind Zeng Aijun, he was already happy in his heart, and he didn't know who came up with such a bad idea, it was just too bad.
Who else could it be, isn't it the second brother of the Zeng family fox you fancied.
If the first level is a test of intelligence, then the second level is a test of kung fu.
Each monkey has to step on it once, which is not difficult, the key is that the ink on the back of each monkey must not be light or heavy, and it cannot be crooked, and the result is that the ink on the back of eighty-eight monkeys must form two heart shapes side by side.
The colander was brought over and the timer began, and the monkeys squeaked and began to hang upside down, end to end, and soon formed two vertical hearts.
Wang Zhuoyun nodded to Shangguan Shen, indicating that he could, and tied the red ribbon on his waist tightly, and then showed his light skills, and after the soles of his feet were first stepped on in the huge ink clay tray, he flew up and swept towards the back of the monkey.
"Good!" The people around who watched the excitement were immediately shocked by this wonderful scene, and they all applauded.
Today, in addition to the people of this village, there are also some tourists who know that they want to get married and come to watch, and they will be surrounded by water for a while.
It's the first time they've seen the groom come to welcome the new, and the woman's uncle is so difficult?
In the custom of marrying in Meng, if it is a businessman, there will be some brain teasers or business problems at most, and if it is a large family, it is a poem or something like that.
The mud on the soles of the feet can't be stepped on too much at a time, and the monkeys can't last long, so Wang Zhuoyun has to calculate the time accurately, and he has to dip his feet in the mud back and forth, and go back to print on the monkeys.
Zeng Aijun looked at someone who was out of breath and dizzy for a long time, and his face was smug, haha, after this level, see if you still have the energy to pass the third level.
Two inky hearts, finally a quarter of an hour before the arrival of the monkey, before the monkey fell apart, completely fixed, the onlookers were thunderous and joyful, today this time is too cool to watch.
This kung fu is real, much stronger than those three-nine rate kung fu that performs juggling.
In addition, the performer himself is a handsome son, which is even more pleasing to the eye.
The second level was successfully passed, Zeng Aijun made a move, and immediately two villagers came over and pushed away this row of bamboo shelves, and then everyone saw that the bottom of the bamboo frame was equipped with many round small wheels.
In this way, you don't need to dismantle it at all, you just push it away, and it doesn't take much effort, which is really amazing.
Wang Rujia handed Baomei to Zeng Gaoda, and ran to her brother with a smile: "Although I am your sister, I am also Anxin's sister-in-law, so today's third level, don't expect me to release water for you, since you like Anxin so much, you must know everything about her, you see, there are a total of ten brides here, dressed in height and shape, all of them are exactly the same, and they all wear hijabs." Within the time limit of one pillar of incense, find out the real bride, find the right person, you carry away, find the wrong one, and the marriage time will be postponed for one year! ”
"Third sister, you are my sister, you cheat me like this, does my father know?" The corners of Wang Zhuoyun's mouth twitched, even he had been waiting for the past ten days, and his kissing third sister was embarrassed to say that he would wait for another year?
Ten identical brides stood there pretty, separated from Wang Zhuoyun by more than 100 meters, he couldn't ask questions, he couldn't walk over, what should I do?
Suddenly, his eyes rolled and he said to Shangguan Shen next to him: "Hey, you best man should do something, right?" ”
"Yes, or I'm embarrassed myself."
Wang Zhuoyun rolled his eyes, you should really be embarrassed, you took the initiative to be someone's best man, and as a result, he also lost his one-year access to the top private room in Wangjiang Tower, and the key is that it is free.
Shangguan Shen turned his head and made a gesture to the parrot Chu Yun of the purple feather golden whirlpool beside him, Chu Yun immediately glanced at the parrot Xiling Chu Parrot proudly, and said in a loud voice: "If you find the real bride, I will agree to the conditions you made last time." ”
The parrot Xiling Chu's small eyes immediately widened, and his wings slapped happily: "Xianggong, what you said is true, are you really willing to travel with me?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, let's talk about it when we find the bride." Hatsu Yunli ignored it.
"Xianggong, don't worry, wrap it up on me." After saying this, the parrot Xilingchu flapped his wings and flew towards the row of brides in front.
It flew in front of the bride first, pretending to tell a joke, and then ten brides, nine of them, all laughed out loud, its small eyes rolled, and immediately flew to the top of the sixth bride's head and shouted: "Wang Zhuoyun, come and carry the bride, this is it!" ”
How does it know?
Because only Anxin, who often listens to its jokes, will not pay attention to it, can other people not like it when they see a parrot like it? What's more, this is the most classic of the 100,000 jokes, except for peace of mind, everyone else will laugh when they hear it.
"Oh, you, how are you cheating." Wang Rujia never expected that his younger brother would not find a way to solve it by himself, so he directly bought the gossip parrot.
Wang Zhuoyun tapped on tiptoe, flew over, and the princess hugged Anxin, the gentle and sweet familiar touch made him immediately judge that this was the person in his heart.
"You didn't say you weren't allowed to find help." Wang Zhuoyun said evilly.
Wang Rujia stomped her feet, her face was full of chagrin, she thought about it for several nights, and deliberately asked the girl in the village to help, and she was busy for most of the day, but she was broken by her little brother in three or two minutes.
All three levels have been passed, and now the official start is to welcome the family.
Zeng Youqu and Zhang sat in the living room dressed up, Wang Zhuoyun walked in, kowtowed to them, and called out to Daddy and Mother cordially, Zeng Youqu nodded with satisfaction, Zhang's eyes were a little red, and he choked in his throat: "Good boy, get up quickly." ”
Anxin was wearing a red cheongsam sewn by Zhang for her, and her skin was like snow, which was so beautiful that Wang Zhuoyun was reluctant to blink.
The bride is usually carried out of the house by her brother and delivered to the sedan chair. The Zeng family has three sons, and Xiao Gaoming naturally can't do it, of course, this matter is Zeng Gao.
Anxin lay on Zeng Gao's back, happy and a little sour in his heart, and said softly: "Big brother, my father and mother will take care of you more in the future." ”
"You won't be a child anymore, you can't be so willful anymore, you have to think more about each other in everything, you know?" Zeng Gaoda also instructed a few words: "But tolerance and being bullied are two different things, if that kid dares to bully you, I'm sorry for you, just tell me, the eldest brother will be angry for you." ”
Anxin choked in his throat, couldn't say anything, only nodded with tears in his eyes.
Zeng Youqu looked at the figure of the eldest son carrying his daughter away, and held on for a long time, and finally burst into tears, Zhang patted his hand and comforted: "My daughter is older, she is going to marry after all, fortunately, it is not far away, and you will be able to see it again in two days." ”
"Cheap stinky boy, my baby daughter I have raised for fifteen years is going to be given to him for nothing, I feel uncomfortable thinking about this, hum." Zeng Youqu pouted, very unhappy, his baby daughter, from tomorrow, will learn to serve others.
That Lord Wang looks okay, but the Yuan family is a little hypocritical, I don't know if it will be embarrassing and reassuring, will it put her mother-in-law's score and make her angry?
"Don't worry, Zhuo Yun's kid is good, it is estimated that it is too late to feel distressed, how can he bully her? My mother-in-law used to be a little more temperamental, but since she lived with us for a while, she has improved a lot, and with our family's peace of mind, intelligence and sensibility, she will definitely love her as much as we do. ”
Zhang's heart actually can't let go, but the couple can't hug and cry together, there are still so many relatives and friends waiting for the banquet to start.
Zeng Youqu was persuaded by his wife for a few words, and gradually thought about it, although his heart was still reluctant, but he slowly eased up, and looked towards the place where he could no longer see the figure, his eyes were full of reluctance.
From the slap of such a big baby, holding and coaxing to accompany, holding the hand for fear of falling, holding the mouth for fear of melting, raised to Tingting Yuli girl flower bones, is it easy for him?
It is only said that Wang Zhuoyun held the bride in his arms, and the two of them sat on the back of the elephant together, his face was full of smiles, and there was a kind of satisfaction in life like this, what more could the husband ask for.
An Xin blushed and said with a slight annoyance: "You can let go." ”
"Don't let go, I haven't hugged you and kissed you for ten days, I think you're going crazy, say nothing, I'm going to keep hugging home, you're mine." Wang Zhuoyun deliberately replied childishly, and took advantage of the fact that everyone was not paying attention, secretly lifted the corner of the hijab and kissed it on Anxin's earlobe.
"Oh, you scoundrel, you can't be more restrained, don't you get rid of the hijab, it's not time to lift the hijab, you are serious, how embarrassing it is for people to see, and besides, shouldn't you, as the groom, ride outside?"
Wang Zhuoyun suddenly regretted a little, he shouldn't have listened to Shangguan Shen's words in the first place, what kind of eight-treasure lotus sedan chair, you see, this sedan chair curtain is so thin, people with kung fu can see the situation inside at a glance, and if he wants to steal incense, he has to sneak it.
If he had brought a sedan chair over at that time, he would have been able to relieve the pain of lovesickness for ten days now.
"Sitting outside, what a stupid person can do it, I got this elephant over and rented this sedan chair, and I had the idea of sitting with you, hehe." Someone laughed wickedly, and while snickering, he pulled his reassuring hand over and held it tightly, with a sweet bubbling expression on his face.
Anxin was speechless by him, according to what he said, when welcoming the new year, the groom riding a horse and sitting outside is a fool?
"Hey, don't move your hands and feet, there are so many people on the street, it's embarrassing to see it." Anxin was helpless, staring at him through the red hijab, he couldn't see it at all, or pretended not to see it.
"I just moved my hands, how can I move my feet? Lady, you wronged me, I am so wronged, you have to compensate me, or tonight, we will start with our feet, okay? ”
"Get out!" The bride finally went berserk, and the groom accepted it when he saw it, but he covered his lips and snickered, his face full of pride.
The welcome team set off from Taoyuan Village, and there were many onlookers along the way, and Shangguan Shen, the best man, finally had something to do, that is, he kept directing people to take red envelopes or candy and scatter them along the road, and there were flower girls who sprinkled flower petals on the back of the elephant.
Qingshui Town, Zhangjiazhai, Majiabao, Shengli Village, all the villagers who have received Anxin's help, all spontaneously organized to come over, hugged their fists along the road, and said loudly: "Congratulations on the wedding of Anxin girl, I wish Anxin girl and Wang Gongzi to grow old together and tie the same heart forever!" ”
"I wish Miss Anxin an early birth of a precious son!"
Wang Zhuoyun clenched the small soft hand in his big palm, and chuckled contentedly: "My lady is the best, so many people like you, I have a sense of crisis." ”
"Well, that's a must, so you have to remember three from four virtues in the future." Anxin proudly raised his little face and began to explain.
"Well, anyway, what the lady said is right, in case you accidentally make a mistake, there is a reason, the lady is not deliberately wrong, anyway, the husband listens to the lady, the lady said to the east, I will never go west, the lady said to the north, I will never go south." At this moment, Wang Zhuoyun has completely become a wife slave.
Anxin patted his handsome face, and smiled very treacherously: "The son can be taught." ”
The welcome team finally arrived at the Jiang house in Taoyuan County, kicked the sedan car door, worshiped the hall, this series was completed, and finally sent into the cave room, when Jiang was facing outsiders, it was an iceberg, and coldly ordered those maids and women to withdraw and close the door, and the next second immediately became a cute soft wife slave.
"Lady, busy for half a day, tired or not, pinch your shoulders for your husband, right? If you are thirsty or not, drink some water first and be careful of burning your mouth. Are you hungry or not, eat some pastries first, shall we? Your feet must be sore, Xianggong will pinch you......"
Anxin is very comfortable enjoying the intimate and warm service of Xianggong, but why is it that she is just pinching her shoulders, but she has a salty pig hand, unbuttoned a few buttons in front of her cheongsam, and climbed the two snow peaks on her chest?
Obviously she was just massaging the soles of her feet, why did she climb up her snow-white thighs along the cheongsam?
"Wang Zhuoyun, you, don't be like this." Anxin was speechless for a while, the day was still bright, and he hadn't arrived at the cave room yet, this person, why did you say he was in such a hurry?
"Lady, I've been waiting for you for ten days for my husband, people say, I haven't seen you for a day, if I haven't seen you in thirty autumns, can I miss you? You don't even want me, I really don't have a conscience. Someone said very scoundrelly, and also aggrieved, poor Baba showed her, and when she saw her heart softened, he took advantage of it again.
The red hijab didn't know where Wang Zhuoyun had been thrown into it for a long time, he affectionately picked up his reassuring little face, and the fine kiss fell from his forehead, then to the pretty jade nose, then the sweet cherry mouth that can never be tasted, then the lovely round earlobes, then the snow-white neck and collarbones, and his hands finally covered the two full and pretty peaks.
"Don't, Wang Zhuoyun, you ...... Well, don't do that, you'll have to go out for a drink later. An An's delicate voice gradually gasped slightly.
This guy is still sucking around her snow-white neck, what if there are kiss marks?
Xiao Zhuoyun raised her head dishonestly, and Da Zhuoyun was like sticky candy, lying on her body and twisting around, refusing to come down, even if it was just kissing the little mouth and touching the little hands, it was as sweet and satisfied as drinking fairy peach dew.
"Why isn't it dark yet? Why do you have to accompany you to the cave room after drinking, it's so unreasonable, lady, what should you do if your husband wants to eat now? Wang Zhuoyun's eyes are full of tenderness that can indulge in the dead, and the heat that is about to melt her whole person, as long as she looks at it, she can not extricate herself.
Hearing his childish words, Anxin also smiled speechlessly, quickly pushed him away from himself, got up and tidied up his clothes, and checked his makeup in the mirror again before putting the red cover on his head.
Wang Zhuoyun was like a resentful woman who wanted, begged, and dissatisfied, her face was full of resentment, and suddenly her eyes swept to her red cheongsam, and the snow-white calves exposed by the slit suddenly burned even higher.
"Lady, I know that this cheongsam was made for you by my mother, but can you only wear it at home for me in the future."
This little goblin, the figure is already front-convex-back-pinned, plump, and is set off by this peculiar cheongsam, which is more and more seductive, he only glanced at it, and he couldn't stand it, if he ran outside with peace of mind, other men saw it, and they would definitely come to grab peace of mind.
No, peace of mind is his own!
Whoever dares to rob him of peace of mind, he will destroy anyone, and the emperor can't do it!
"Young master, Mrs. and Master asked you to go to the front hall to accompany the wine." Chen's mother came to call the door, and after filming for a long time, Wang Zhuoyun walked out with a black face, and the cold aura of her body was fully opened, and the slaves and maids were scared and didn't dare to squeak, I don't know what happened to this groom who was still full of happiness just now?
What could he do? Of course I'm not happy, I just touched the lady's little hand and kissed the lady's mouth, but I haven't kissed enough, so I let him go to accompany the wine?
The banquet is all there, don't you know how to drink it, don't you have long hands? Are there fewer people in the Jiang Mansion to accompany the wine? Isn't there Shangguan Shen? Is he an ornament?
The groom's resentment is really big, but Shangguan is not afraid, he deliberately took the lead in drinking, and drunk Wang Zhuoyun with bad intentions.
Shangguan Shen and Moqi helped Wang Zhuoyun to the new room, and smiled at Anxin with ill intentions: "Ouch, I'm really embarrassed, Zhuoyun doesn't know if he's too happy, he actually drank too much, tsk, let's go first, I wish you peace of mind." ”
Wang Zhuoyun lay on the table, unconscious, full of alcohol.
Anxin was speechless, lifted his hijab, untied the old phoenix crown on his head, walked over, and took a lot of effort to remove the clothes on Wang Zhuoyun's body.
Because of their new house, Zeng Gaoda also sent someone to build the same facilities as Taoyuan Village, because she directly put hot water and probed the water temperature with her hands, so she planned to help Wang Zhuoyun in to take a bath.
Unexpectedly, she helped Wang Zhuoyun in, and was about to get up, but she didn't find that someone had already opened her eyes, and her eyes were clear, how could there be the slightest sign of drunkenness, and she was pulled into the bathtub as well, and she was soaked.
"You, you're pretending to be drunk?"
"Hehe, those guys are human spirits, if I don't pretend to be drunk, I won't be able to accompany you tonight. Lady, why don't we wash it together? ”
"Come less, since I'm not drunk, I'll wash it myself, I'm wet, I'm going to change my clothes, I smell of wine, wash it myself, otherwise I'm not allowed to go to bed, sleep on the floor, you." An Xin directly twisted his face, turned around and left.
"I'm not at ease, the lady doesn't want to wash with me, it's boring to wash alone." Wang Zhuoyun was deliberately behind, muttering aggrievedly.
But let him wear out his mouth, and no one paid attention to him.
He still washed himself honestly, washed himself fragrantly, only wrapped in a bathrobe, and came to the front of the stepping bed, looking at the gentle eyebrows and eyes seriously.
Don't look at Anxin's horizontal just now, but now that she is about to face the topic, she is ashamed, covering her face with her sleeves, and she doesn't dare to look at Wang Zhuoyun's hot and affectionate eyes.
Wang Zhuoyun stretched out his slender palm in a pious mood, slowly untied the clothes on Anxin's body one by one, and murmured: "Anxin, after five years, I can finally have you, I have been waiting for this day for too long." ”