Chapter 107: Sit and Talk

The prefect leisurely picked up the teacup and took a sip of strong tea, his expression was completely gone, but he was full of hope for the master to bring good news.

"I heard that the lord is a new official, and he really looks solemn, and at first glance he looks like a rich and noble. Lingyun said.

The prefect was surprised: "Heh, you can still look at the face, it is rare, I have only heard that the county of Jingnan Wang is a master of scraping the ground three feet high in the blue sky, I don't know if I am still a master of face, but you can tell me why my face is rich and expensive?"

"The forehead is the main official, the eyebrow bone is the main wealth, the adult's forehead is wide and majestic, naturally the official luck is prosperous, the eyebrow bone is towering, it is naturally a rich life, what is the difficulty of looking at the appearance, Qimen Dunjia, Yin and Yang Spells, I will know a little. "Ling Yun has read a lot of books on physiognomy when he is bored recently, and he has a good memory, so he talked casually with the prefect.

Unexpectedly, the prefect sneered: "According to what you say, why is it that my brother of the same mother and compatriots looks the same as me, but he is poor and has relied on me for a long time?"

"My lord doesn't know, can my brother have meat on his chin?" Ling Yun asked.

"Since you know how to tell fortunes, won't you do it yourself?" said the prefect disdainfully.

Ling Yun said: "Of course I calculated that the elder brother's chin has no flesh at all, but it needs to be verified from your mouth." ”

"So what's the meat with?" asked the prefect.

Ling Yun said: "Whether there is meat on the chin or not will change the fate, you see that the adult is the prefect, the fat on the chin breeds, and there are three layers of flowers, this is called the 'physiognomy palace' in physiognomy, which can master the entire physiognomy, and those with a fat chin will inevitably be able to achieve wealth and official luck, and those who have no flesh in the chin will be able to overcome the wealth and official fortune, not only can not be like adults, but also may be poor and hungry." ”

This sycophant remark was very useful to the ears of the prefect, but he asked suspiciously: "Then there are some people who are not rich or noble, but they have a wide chin, how can they explain it?

This is where it is rare to live Ling Yun, and said with a smile: "The chin is the palace of physiognomy, which is the ultimate place to change the fate of the entire physiognomy, if the poor have flesh on the chin, it must be a flat forehead, low-lying eyebrow bones, or a mole on the face, the eyes are unknown, and the ears are not deaf, the whole physiognomy is a mean life, and no matter how much chin flesh there is, it can't fill the life of the whole face." If it's the emperor, there is no flesh on his chin, it doesn't matter, you need to know that the emperor is a natural son of a dragon vein, and he can't look good, where can he judge the emperor's fate by looking at his appearance?"

"According to what you say, although I am rich and prosperous, but I don't have the life of a prince?" the prefect asked.

Ling Yun was amused in his heart, now in the Great Wei Dynasty, the Tuoba clan of the Xianbei clan in power, even the king with a different surname is not sealed, where can you tolerate a king of a Han nationality with a different surname? It is extremely ridiculous.

"It's not that it's not impossible, it's just that this is a heavenly opportunity, if I leak it, I'm afraid that I will lose my longevity for many years, my lord forgives my sins, and the lower officials really don't dare to reveal the heavenly opportunity. Lingyun said.

The prefect was so convinced by his words that he hurriedly said: "Wang Zhixian, if you can tell the truth, I will definitely report to the Holy Lord and vigorously promote your official position." ”

"I'm the prefect of Jingnan now, and if I go up one level, I'll be the prefect of Xianmen, my lord, can you help me get promoted?" Ling Yun mocked.

The prefect frowned and said: "Wang Zhixian, why have you even forgotten your official rank, you are a seventh-grade magistrate, and if you go up, you are only a sixth-grade official, and my Xianmen prefect is a fifth-grade official, so we are two levels behind." ”

"Alas, leaking the heavenly machine, this kind of thing, it is only promoted to one level, it is really not worth it, promoted to the sixth grade, to do a deputy position in Xianmen Mansion, it is better to be a leader, and it is comfortable to scrape the ground freely in Jingnan County. Ling Yun excused himself.

The prefect looked embarrassed and said, "Then I don't know what my brother likes, this mansion will try its best to satisfy." ”

"After so many years of scraping the ground, everyone seems to know what I like. "Lingyun doesn't pierce.

The prefect suddenly realized, smiled and took out a few hundred taels of silver tickets from his arms, handed them to Ling Yun, and said, "A little meaning, my brother will accept it." ”

Ling Yun didn't take it, and said indifferently: "My lord, this bit of silver, I usually use it to reward the good friends of Wanxian Building." ”

The prefect was very embarrassed, he was originally a character who kept money like his life, and now when he came to Jingnan County, he was sure that he would have food and drink, and how much silver would he bring with him, so he was shy in his pocket and said, "I don't know how much my brother needs?"

"Settle accounts fairly, I leaked the heavenly secrets, and I want to convert it into three years of longevity, and one day it will be converted into my money, and it will also cost ten taels of silver, so that it will be at least ten thousand taels. "Lingyun didn't open his mouth widely, for fear of embarrassment to the prefect.

The prefect pondered for a while, he was originally dizzy and superstitious about Ling Yun's words, at this moment, when he saw the real money, his mind was clear, although Ling Yun had given the place to bury 50,000 taels of silver, but that may not be able to dig out so much silver, once he found nothing, he had to take out 10,000 taels, if the so-called heavenly machine is fake, it would be a loss, and asked: "This is a good deal, but if my brother's words, I still have to verify it, I don't know if my brother's fortune telling is accurate, please help me calculate my fortune first." ”

Ling Yun had already expected that he would take the opportunity to question himself, his heart was calm, although he couldn't read minds, but recently I watched a set of fortune-telling techniques, and realized that fortune-telling is not about accuracy, but whether it can justify itself, so he said: "My lord, may I ask." ”

"Tell me about my marriage. "This prefect has been transferred from the prefecture and county near Xianmen for less than half a month, and it is expected that Ling Yun does not know much about his marriage, so he first asked about this topic.

Ling Yun pretended to close his eyes and meditate, but soon opened his eyes, shook his head, and sighed, "It's not good, it's not good. ”

The prefect asked, "What's wrong?"

"Presumably, the prefect's wife has a strong personality, and there is often a roar of the Hedong lion, right?" Ling Yun added, "Mrs. Ling was originally a young lady from a powerful family, and the adult was born in a scholar, and after the poor family, she couldn't help but be angry a lot." ”

When the prefect heard this, he almost squirted out the tea in his mouth, but he didn't expect him to guess all right, and then he thought about it, he was from a poor family, and he just told him that his brother was poor, and it was not difficult to guess, but how did Mrs. guess with a strong personality, could it be that there were rumors in the market, it was really incomprehensible.

"Then guess how many concubines I have?" the prefect continued.

Ling Yun smiled slightly, and said: "My lord, I'm dreaming again, where do you have a concubine, your wife is so strong, you can only live honestly and monogamy, but outside the house, you have a few lovers, and one of them is still a prostitute, am I right?"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, hahaha!" The prefect laughed, "Your nonsense can be exposed by me, let me tell you, although my wife is fierce by nature, but there is no child under her knees, so she has to allow me to marry a concubine, to pass on the lineage, there are lovers outside the house, there are a lot of them, the concubine was also one of my lovers, and then I took the opportunity to be included in the house, and I am about to give birth recently." But none of these lovers were born as prostitutes. ”

Ling Yun pretended to be surprised and said: "No, it stands to reason that there will be no mistake in the heavenly machine, it must be the fault of the people, you wait a minute." Then he closed his eyes, and with words in his mouth, his hands stretched out and his fingers counted something.